We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Shopkeeper · 2015-06-12T11:41:43.000Z

I can already see roaming packs of Zombified Cyberdogs continuing to run down intruders throughout military and science facilities in the New England area.

Rivet:

Perhaps they could inject you with a substance like the calming venom the riotbots spew out before gnawing your helpless face off.

And that thought just makes it all the more terrifying. Unless we’d be able to befriend a live Cyberdog, maybe as a Cop, man’s best friend turned into a fuzzy murder machine sounds like the perfect survivor’s pet.

joxer · 2015-06-12T12:40:42.000Z

Right, with the way this is going…
Going back to the bottled scent & explody arrows

How about bottled acid? or a syringe filled with acid strapped to an arrow?
Not to mention purifier coated arrows

Perhaps a form of paralytic substance for traps / arrows.

Azrad · 2015-06-12T12:43:34.000Z

Bottled acid is more or less the acid bomb, I think.

joxer · 2015-06-12T12:46:06.000Z

[quote=“Azrad, post:2083, topic:3101”]Bottled acid is more or less the acid bomb, I think.[/quote] derp, you can see how experienced i am T_T
apologies

[sub]I’m waiting for someone to start counting how many times a day i derp, hell there could even be a forum game about it [/sub]

RAM · 2015-06-12T21:03:13.000Z

I would sort of like a vat of acid with a hose and a pump that could be used to make a hole through metal walls with, well, lots of noise and smoke, but less than most forms of kinetic wall removal…

blazing_glory · 2015-06-12T23:26:43.000Z

[quote=“RAM, post:2085, topic:3101”]I would sort of like a vat of acid with a hose and a pump that could be used to make a hole through metal walls with, well, lots of noise and smoke, but less than most forms of kinetic wall removal…[/quote]Vat’s of acid? Psh…

Acid proof barrels that can be mounted on vehicles! Spray those zombies!

Bonus points for it being a mounted turret.

Even more bonus points if NPC’s can start with miniature acid sprayers that wreck all your equipment.

Zorbeltuss · 2015-06-13T01:19:54.000Z

Stealthy Pouncer Hulk, suddenly you notice that you’re flying through the air and that something big is following you.

/Zorbeltuss

Pthalocy · 2015-06-13T01:22:25.000Z

Rivet:

[quote=“Kevin Granade, post:2079, topic:3101”]mmm, no that’s a GREAT idea… jots down some notes

I agree! Zombie dogs are deadly; zombie cyborg dogs would obviously be even deadlier.

Perhaps they could inject you with a substance like the calming venom the riotbots spew out before gnawing your helpless face off.

In other words, we need this.[/quote][quote=“Kevin Granade, post:2079, topic:3101”][quote=“Pthalocy, post:2055, topic:3101”]I thought that was a Fahrenheit 451 reference. Then again, the pyro probably is too…

You really want a bad idea, let’s included a robot branch to the K-9 unit with lethal drug injectors.[/quote]
mmm, no that’s a GREAT idea… jots down some notes[/quote]

Welp, damn. At least if the lethal drugs are depressants I’ll have use for all this cocaine I keep finding.

Random_dragon · 2015-06-13T01:30:00.000Z

Fighting depression with the power of powder? o3o

Pthalocy · 2015-06-13T01:32:42.000Z

Random_dragon:

Fighting depression with the power of powder? o3o

I do that with my prescription dexedrine every depression season in February, though I’m… not gonna die of heart failure from February. Thank God hahaha!

The important thing is coke solves everything in CDDA. I think its (a)pply function should be expanded to being applied to objects, gear and weapons to various effects. I want to (a)pply cocaine to bears that get in my way and NPC’s that don’t want to trade me stuff.

Random_dragon · 2015-06-13T01:41:53.000Z

Ah. o.o

And funny, it seems to me like cannabis is the game’s best drug.

Pthalocy · 2015-06-13T01:48:11.000Z

[quote=“Random_dragon, post:2091, topic:3101”]Ah. o.o

And funny, it seems to me like cannabis is the game’s best drug.[/quote]

Even the roaches give morale! I’d tend to agree.

Random_dragon · 2015-06-13T01:52:42.000Z

Plus it’s just about the only that’s that’s both useful and non-addictive.

Pthalocy · 2015-06-13T06:36:25.000Z

Do cop bots arrest you for drug use or are they literally always hostile? Basically we should legalize weed anyway.

RAM · 2015-06-13T21:39:16.000Z

In Soviet Apocalypse, law obey you!

joxer · 2015-06-13T22:15:59.000Z

RAM:

In Soviet Apocalypse, law obey you!

Why all the Soviet references, i don’t get it
This is happening in america, The cop-bots shoot you cause you don’t fit in with the herd

Random_dragon · 2015-06-13T22:35:18.000Z

joxer:

Why all the Soviet references, i don’t get it

In Soviet Russia, joke doesn’t get you. :V

EDIT: Also, make it so wearing fursuits can briefly fool the animatronic monsters.

Keyreper · 2015-06-14T08:19:00.000Z

after not encountering any living entity, be it zombie or some random woodland creature, for over a in game week it should play this music and give -50 moral.

Wardenn · 2015-06-14T17:38:37.000Z

NPCs that are invisible, invulnerable, have really good gear, infinite ammo, and move incredibly fast.

They’re also russian and scream strings of expletives in russian. If killed (you wont) they drop a flashdrive containing every PvP survival game.

RAM · 2015-06-14T21:42:48.000Z

“Get out of here Stalker” should be added to the random text strings.

The Soviet thing is a meme. It takes a simple statement and swaps the major elements. This is done for humorous effect.
As for why it has been happening lately, ummm, well, meme happens…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Reversal
In Capitalist West The Jokes get old.
In Soviet Russia The Old get jokes.