We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

And give characters the same ability if their name is Rick.

Wrong reference :F
Iā€™m talking about Nuclear Throne

edit:
6am, Iā€™ll be heading off for the night
ainā€™t coming up with any worthwhile punchlines anyway

Yay, the derping is mutual. :V

Now iā€™m curious if fish rolling in nuclear throne is a reference to the rick rolling on youtubeā€¦
Whatā€™s calling him a fish even mean??!

horrible idea- Reference the reference :F
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Does that mean Iā€™m retroactively right? o3o

I can make anything sound right baby, donā€™t let it get to your head :wink:

cue blushing dragon >///<

Wooden stakes. Super effective against vampires, but the thing about a stake to the heart is that itā€™s effective against things that have hearts.

Wooden steak. Very realistic. Very inedible.

Bottled zombie scent. Use to make you smell like a zombie. At night, using it will make zombies ignore you if they canā€™t see you, and not make too much noise.

Bottled survivor scent. Throwing it at a zombie will make it smell like you and get stomped by nearest hulk that doesnā€™t have anything better to do.

Bottled moose scent. Smelling it will cause survivor to snap into a berserk state, attempting to gore every creature it comes across.

Bottles moose musk: activating it triggers a game-over screen with sounds of screaming in the background.

Next thing you know weā€™ll have Horse mutagen ingameā€¦ For that increased girth and kicking power :F

The ability to (a)pply honey to yourself. I am tired of dying to giant bees and bears, letā€™s just expedite this and get it over with.

Thongs along with Speedos for male characters and a Gigolo Profession.

Now if we had dragons, you could get similar results by being an elf-a. o3o

Now if we had dragons, you could get similar results by being an elf-a. o3o[/quote]

You do realize turning into an axe-wielding sentient tree is in fact my preferred CDDA persona/playstyle? HEH.

I propose we also add facepaint, faygo, and a Juggalo profession.

Butbutbut we prefer meat. ;w;

I was gonna suggest we add CANADIAN as a profession but we already have both the Elf-A mutation line and lumberjack, so thatā€™d just be like, a weak and redundant idea instead of bad.

[quote=ā€œPthalocy, post:2055, topic:3101ā€]I thought that was a Fahrenheit 451 reference. Then again, the pyro probably is tooā€¦

You really want a bad idea, letā€™s included a robot branch to the K-9 unit with lethal drug injectors.[/quote]
mmm, no thatā€™s a GREAT ideaā€¦ jots down some notes

I agree! Zombie dogs are deadly; zombie cyborg dogs would obviously be even deadlier.

Perhaps they could inject you with a substance like the calming venom the riotbots spew out before gnawing your helpless face off.

In other words, we need this.