We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

[Random_dragon]

And give characters the same ability if their name is Rick.

[joxer]

And give characters the same ability if their name is Rick.

Wrong reference :F
I’m talking about Nuclear Throne

edit:
6am, I’ll be heading off for the night
ain’t coming up with any worthwhile punchlines anyway

[Random_dragon]

Yay, the derping is mutual. :V

[joxer]

Yay, the derping is mutual. :V

Now i’m curious if fish rolling in nuclear throne is a reference to the rick rolling on youtube…
What’s calling him a fish even mean??!

horrible idea- Reference the reference :F
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[Random_dragon]

Does that mean I’m retroactively right? o3o

[joxer]

Does that mean I’m retroactively right? o3o

I can make anything sound right baby, don’t let it get to your head

[Random_dragon]

cue blushing dragon >///<

[Azrad]

Wooden stakes. Super effective against vampires, but the thing about a stake to the heart is that it’s effective against things that have hearts.

Wooden steak. Very realistic. Very inedible.

Bottled zombie scent. Use to make you smell like a zombie. At night, using it will make zombies ignore you if they can’t see you, and not make too much noise.

[Coolthulhu]

Bottled survivor scent. Throwing it at a zombie will make it smell like you and get stomped by nearest hulk that doesn’t have anything better to do.

[Azrad]

Bottled moose scent. Smelling it will cause survivor to snap into a berserk state, attempting to gore every creature it comes across.

[RAM]

Bottles moose musk: activating it triggers a game-over screen with sounds of screaming in the background.

[joxer]

Next thing you know we’ll have Horse mutagen ingame… For that increased girth and kicking power :F

[Pthalocy]

The ability to (a)pply honey to yourself. I am tired of dying to giant bees and bears, let’s just expedite this and get it over with.

[Shopkeeper]

Thongs along with Speedos for male characters and a Gigolo Profession.

[Random_dragon]

The ability to (a)pply honey to yourself. I am tired of dying to giant bees and bears, let’s just expedite this and get it over with.

Now if we had dragons, you could get similar results by being an elf-a. o3o

[Pthalocy]

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:2073, topic:3101”]The ability to (a)pply honey to yourself. I am tired of dying to giant bees and bears, let’s just expedite this and get it over with.

Now if we had dragons, you could get similar results by being an elf-a. o3o[/quote]

You do realize turning into an axe-wielding sentient tree is in fact my preferred CDDA persona/playstyle? HEH.

Thongs along with Speedos for male characters and a Gigolo Profession.

I propose we also add facepaint, faygo, and a Juggalo profession.

[Random_dragon]

You do realize turning into an axe-wielding sentient tree is in fact my preferred CDDA persona/playstyle? HEH.

Butbutbut we prefer meat. ;w;

[Pthalocy]

I was gonna suggest we add CANADIAN as a profession but we already have both the Elf-A mutation line and lumberjack, so that’d just be like, a weak and redundant idea instead of bad.

[kevin.granade]

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:2055, topic:3101”]I thought that was a Fahrenheit 451 reference. Then again, the pyro probably is too…

You really want a bad idea, let’s included a robot branch to the K-9 unit with lethal drug injectors.[/quote]
mmm, no that’s a GREAT idea… jots down some notes

[Rivet]

mmm, no that’s a GREAT idea… jots down some notes

I agree! Zombie dogs are deadly; zombie cyborg dogs would obviously be even deadlier.

Perhaps they could inject you with a substance like the calming venom the riotbots spew out before gnawing your helpless face off.

In other words, we need this.