We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

RAM · 2015-05-12T21:40:11.000Z

If you barehandedly defeat a bear then it should swear fealty to you.

Azrad · 2015-05-12T21:43:15.000Z

The necronomicon artifact! Makes you hallucinate if you have it in your inventory, then it makes the hallucinations real!

Cat09 · 2015-05-12T21:44:16.000Z

+1 to Azrad’s
Randomly, in the deep forest, in a small clearing, you find a sword embedded in a stone pedestal - but you can’t pull it out.
also, a surprisingly not-rusted sword at the bottom of a lake. it’s immune to damage but otherwise just a sword.

Random_dragon · 2015-05-12T21:45:24.000Z

[quote=“Cat09, post:2003, topic:3101”]+1 to Azrad’s
Randomly, in the deep forest, in a small clearing, you find a sword embedded in a stone pedestal - but you can’t pull it out.
also, a surprisingly not-rusted sword at the bottom of a lake. it’s immune to damage but otherwise just a sword.[/quote]

Give high-strength characters the ability to use it, stone and all, as a weapon.

EDIT: Also, a fault bionic that permanantly gives off a small amount of light. Not enough to see or read by, but just enough to leave you glow-in-the-dark.

Cat09 · 2015-05-13T02:52:20.000Z

that’s just your power on indicator, and then a low power light that still draws power >.<

Random_dragon · 2015-05-13T03:10:08.000Z

A bionic that beeps to warn you about the power being low. owo

i2amroy · 2015-05-13T03:17:50.000Z

Random_dragon:

Give high-strength characters the ability to use it, stone and all, as a weapon.

What do you think this is, Magicka? XD

Random_dragon · 2015-05-13T03:22:36.000Z

i2amroy:

What do you think this is, Magicka? XD

Maybe. owo

Azrad · 2015-05-13T17:59:15.000Z

T-shirt cannons. Fire clothing lined with kevlar!

Random_dragon · 2015-05-13T18:04:24.000Z

Can cannon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oDqeiIA2js

RAM · 2015-05-13T21:59:17.000Z

Cat09:

also, a surprisingly not-rusted sword at the bottom of a lake. it’s immune to damage but otherwise just a sword.

Ugh, I hate fighting mermaid zombies…

Random_dragon · 2015-05-13T22:14:49.000Z

And add the scabbard as a debug-only granter of immortality? o3o

Catfoodbob · 2015-05-14T20:32:01.000Z

add desync issues… must synch with a toaster in antartica in order to play

Pthalocy · 2015-05-14T21:34:11.000Z

Random_dragon:

Moar suggestions involving piss. Cataclysm: Postal Edition.

Now the flowers will grow B)

Okay I kind of want t-shirt canons as an actual thing now. Chance to stun the enemy rather than damage? What’s that effect where your movement is random? I want that in tshirt-shooting form!

Eric · 2015-05-16T02:52:50.000Z

Player can become constipated, giving moderate amounts of pain and requiring special drugs to relieve the constipation.

Random_dragon · 2015-05-16T02:58:36.000Z

And they will be triggered by finding nodachis in basements? o3o

Eric · 2015-05-16T03:24:02.000Z

Random_dragon:

And they will be triggered by finding nodachis in basements? o3o

“You pick up 1 nodachi”

“You suddenly feel an odd feeling in your gut…”

“You are constipated!”

RAM · 2015-05-16T20:48:03.000Z

Does anyone else think that it is a bit odd that bears just die when their health is exhausted? They should keep going for, like, 100 steps after being fatally wounded. Actually, this should apply to everything, they should keep going for, like, maximum_health/10 steps after being fatally wounded. Maybe they should stop if critically hit in the head while post threshold…

i2amroy · 2015-05-16T20:53:33.000Z

RAM:

Does anyone else think that it is a bit odd that bears just die when their health is exhausted? They should keep going for, like, 100 steps after being fatally wounded. Actually, this should apply to everything, they should keep going for, like, maximum_health/10 steps after being fatally wounded. Maybe they should stop if critically hit in the head while post threshold…

Funnily enough once we get a good bleeding/wound system into the game it should be totally possible to put something into a state where it is going to bleed to death, but it will still keep fighting for the next handful of turns before it actually happens.

Random_dragon · 2015-05-16T20:53:56.000Z

Add more potential for enemies lingering at 0 HP.

“Omae wa mou shindeiru.”