We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

We already have albino and light-sensitive traits. >w>

A negative trait that gives you random fears could be nice. Be afraid of spiders… and mutate into one! Be afraid of clowns… and start off with the clown profession!

Would go well with the “random paraphilia” trait someone suggested. o3o

Also, another suggestion. Make car maintenance every bit as irksome as it is in real life. Top off the oil or the engine starts fucking itself up. Top up the brakes or enjoy crashing a lot. Keep the radiator filled or you overheat. Busted axle, Fun.

Battery damage corroded the terminal wires? Better hope future cars don’t use the complex terminal assemblies a lot of new cars these days use. Serpentine belt wore out? You need a specific set of tools to replace those, and better hope it didn’t go out because the A/C compressor froze up.

The ability to tow vehicles or at the least to allow full power transfers without removing batteries.

This is the BAD suggestions thread, you derp. <3

This is the BAD suggestions thread, you derp. <3[/quote]
Ok new topic AWAY.

Yus. Only bad suggestions in that department are vehicle realism things that add meaningless complexity, like brake fluid. o3o

The reason I though it could be considered bad is because.
The amount of coding for in the sense for towing a semi truck’s trailer for the two vehicles to both act as one and independently. i.e. When you turn the semi it doesn’t immediately cause the trailer to turn but for the trailer to eventually follow.

Ah, THAT would be a clusterfuck, true.

Power draining is a good one though. <3

EDIT: Also, add in the ability to brighten up glowsticks like so: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmRftq-8Vsg

it’d be wickedly realistic to require you to make a specific path for mechanical or electrical power to each part that requires it, oh, and that turret needs two motors, 50 ball bearings, and it’s own suspension? make you think twice before moving it too.
more realistic vehicles would make solar/electric even more desirable, they don’t need as many parts, you could put a motor in each wheels to avoid axles, and need no motor oil. they are likely to be harder to make though, as they require electrical skill as much/more than mechanical.

The game needs more innuendo fuel. Have, like, a couple of dozen types of buns, firm buns, flat buns, fat buns, rosey buns, cream-covered buns, juicy buns… Really, the opportunities that the average game offers for childish giggling is simply insufficient.

And to build on that, we can finally find good canonical use for all those sausages Rivet kept posting in HUGLAGHALHAGL for who knows how long! Juicy.

The ability to grow a beard, and shave it too. Main affect is if you grow it out, it reduces the protection gas masks afford, unless you have a supply of hair gel.

The relative morale bonuses or penalties for letting it grow out or shaving it will depend on the character’s profession, creating a gloriously complicated clusterfuck.

Hair gel? I only use original bear fat pomade for my hairy needs! PSCHAW.

Yes, smear lard all over your face or you’ll catch a cold.

The ability to use piss-soaked rags as makeshift gas masks

Moar suggestions involving piss. Cataclysm: Postal Edition.

Need to add a piss action that you can use at urinals then. And peeking using ‘X’ at urinals should give you a message about it being rude.

More like Bear Grylls edition.

You start butchering the corpse of a tough zombie You finish butchering You salvage some useable bones! You harvest a bladder! You see here a bladder of piss (2) (fresh)

“Now the flowers will grow.”