“your face!” a frying pan.
and then it hit me… like a frying pan to the front of my skull…and out through the back of my skull… I should really stop inner monologueing while people beat the crap out of me during the apocalypse. It is not conducive to my health…
“Wing Attack Plan R” on a suitable explosive.
“Thy shall count to three…” -grenade, granade, holy hand grenade, and holy hand granade
“:3” - gallon jug filled with feline mutagen.
@ - thing of purifier
I forgot the best one!
‘‘Bad Motherfucker’’ on my cash card. It’s just bad that the char was not named Samuel L. Jackson.
“beaver-reaver”
On the crossbow that my latest adventurer has shot 20+ beavers with. Little bastards keep banzai-charging me.
“nothing but eye-ball” -your choice of accurate weapon.
“Stay Determined” ~ Cheese
“Red Lightning” Ruger Redhawk
"Black Thunder" Ruger Blackhawk
My character keeps them both in hip holsters. :I
“Shock” & “Awe” - dual wielding RPG’s
“The Hammer” - Nailgun
"Grand Slam" - Barbed Wire Bat
"Connery Special" - Walther PPK
“How can she slap me so?” - Tiger Claws
“Fist of the north stab”- Punch dagger.
Ultra Hyper Amazing Tornado Kick Weapon.
On brass knuckles.
A club, on a katana.
Warning shot, on a shotgun loaded with explosive shells.
Make sure you have the Centipede Martial Arts when wielding it.
“You’re already dead”
“Omae wa mou shindeiru.”
On a control laptop: 4 8 15 16 23 42
On a sledgehammer: Mallet-O-Understanding
On a survivor rocket launcher: I’m attacking the darkness!
- 3 nerd points if you get at least two of those.
+10 if you get all three.
WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS? CAN I HAVE SOME MOUNTAIN DEW???
Heh, magic missile.