Thou doest not even lift

“your face!” a frying pan.

and then it hit me… like a frying pan to the front of my skull…and out through the back of my skull… I should really stop inner monologueing while people beat the crap out of me during the apocalypse. It is not conducive to my health…

“Wing Attack Plan R” on a suitable explosive.

“Thy shall count to three…” -grenade, granade, holy hand grenade, and holy hand granade

“:3” - gallon jug filled with feline mutagen.

@ - thing of purifier

I forgot the best one!

‘‘Bad Motherfucker’’ on my cash card. It’s just bad that the char was not named Samuel L. Jackson.

“beaver-reaver”

On the crossbow that my latest adventurer has shot 20+ beavers with. Little bastards keep banzai-charging me.

“nothing but eye-ball” -your choice of accurate weapon.

“Stay Determined” ~ Cheese

“Red Lightning” Ruger Redhawk
"Black Thunder" Ruger Blackhawk
My character keeps them both in hip holsters. :I

“Shock” & “Awe” - dual wielding RPG’s

“The Hammer” - Nailgun
"Grand Slam" - Barbed Wire Bat
"Connery Special" - Walther PPK

“How can she slap me so?” - Tiger Claws

“Fist of the north stab”- Punch dagger.

Ultra Hyper Amazing Tornado Kick Weapon.

On brass knuckles.

A club, on a katana.

Warning shot, on a shotgun loaded with explosive shells.

Make sure you have the Centipede Martial Arts when wielding it.

“You’re already dead”

“Omae wa mou shindeiru.”

On a control laptop: 4 8 15 16 23 42

On a sledgehammer: Mallet-O-Understanding

On a survivor rocket launcher: I’m attacking the darkness!

  • 3 nerd points if you get at least two of those.
    +10 if you get all three.

WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS? CAN I HAVE SOME MOUNTAIN DEW???

Heh, magic missile.