Thou doest not even lift

[Pthalocy]

Probably, but now I’m gonna write “If found, point this way and fire to return to owner.” and have the arrow point the business end at the user instead.

[Random_dragon]

You just got to have “front towards enemy” on a battleaxe.

[Logrin]

“Ssssh!” and “Quiet Please!” on 120mm HEAT Shells from the Tank mod.

My characters always end up carving their name or snarky comments into stacks of ammo.

[Arek_PL]

My characters always end up carving […] snarky comments into stacks of ammo.

“Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.”

[Rycon_Roleplays]

“Drink Me” Gallon Jug of Bleach

[Dampe]

“Goliath” (Written with a survival marker) Sling

[Agoelia]

[quote=“gtaguy, post:12, topic:2503”]“Hide your kids.” - Hatchet
"Grab your wife." - Pistol
"Better get outta sight" - Grenade Launcher.[/quote]
Awesome.

‘‘Born to kill’’ on whatever helmet I’m wearing.
’‘Property of G. Freeman’’ on my crowbar’’
’‘Plan T’’ on my mininuke.
’‘Plan A’’ on my diamond katana
’‘Please don’t rape children’’ on my gallon jug of ursine mutagen. +1 5,56mm ammo if you get the reference
’‘you really fucked up this time, didn’t you?’’ on my AA12.
’‘Why have quality when you can have quantity?’’ on that minigun that shoots .22, can’t recall the name.
’‘IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’’ on my Browning BLR. I add one for every human/hulk/very big enemy killed.
’‘Better than Cupido’s arrows, straight to the heart’’ on my handloaded incendiary sniper round.

[Litppunk]

[quote=“Agoelia, post:147, topic:2503”][quote=“gtaguy, post:12, topic:2503”]“Hide your kids.” - Hatchet
"Grab your wife." - Pistol
"Better get outta sight" - Grenade Launcher.[/quote]
Awesome.

‘‘Born to kill’’ on whatever helmet I’m wearing.
’‘Property of G. Freeman’’ on my crowbar’’
’‘Plan T’’ on my mininuke.
’‘Plan A’’ on my diamond katana
’‘Please don’t rape children’’ on my gallon jug of ursine mutagen. +1 5,56mm ammo if you get the reference
’‘you really fucked up this time, didn’t you?’’ on my AA12.
’‘Why have quality when you can have quantity?’’ on that minigun that shoots .22, can’t recall the name.
’‘IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’’ on my Browning BLR. I add one for every human/hulk/very big enemy killed.
’‘Better than Cupido’s arrows, straight to the heart’’ on my handloaded incendiary sniper round.[/quote]
every 5 "I"s change them for a V or a \ makes it more impressive relatively quickly <-suggestion

“Free Zed hugs”-RPG
"Food for thought"-Sniper
"Won’t make that mistake again"-also sniper or shotgun
"Lil’ Clingy"-throwing knife
"Stick around"-javelin

[Pthalocy]

Pedobear reference I want my ammo now pls not in my body pls

time to write “i want my ammo not in my body pls” on the next kevlar vest I find.

[Sternenfisch]

As I mostly use my fists (and Tiger or Brawling) to finish off threats that come to close, is there a way to ‘stay calm’ tattoo on my knuckles? Although I could just write that on a pair of steel knuckles too I guess…

[Random_dragon]

“You engrave ‘fick dich’ on your none.”

[Litppunk]

As I mostly use my fists (and Tiger or Brawling) to finish off threats that come to close, is there a way to ‘stay calm’ tattoo on my knuckles? Although I could just write that on a pair of steel knuckles too I guess…

Pity Fool
Fear Dead
Dead Calm
Jury Mojo
Dojo Pack
Joey Josh
Bump Back
Zeds Dead
Much Bonk
Neck Pulp
Wimp Trap
Duck Punk
Palm Pike
Five Plow

[Random_dragon]

Much Bonk

Much bonk, such fist, very pain?

[Litppunk]

need more hand
kill them
fury fist
Death Fist

[Random_dragon]

You must become a hundred-handed giant to engrave all the knuckle tats.

[Pthalocy]

I’m sure there’s a mutagen for that.

[Random_dragon]

We need a new mutation category: Hekatonkheire.

[Graphical]

“Destroyer of worlds” - cell phone.

[Dampe]

“Your Mom” - Atomic vibrator

[Litppunk]

XD thats just so wrong -_-