“OH GOD NO WHY NOT THE FAT ZOMBIE”
“I MUST TIME THE DYNAMITE EXPLOSION RIGHT NEXT TIME”
“Boobs”
Aghhckkgggguuuuurrggglllleee *coughs up copious amount of blood
" I LIKE COCAINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"F**KING LANDMINES GODDAMIT MY GIBS EVERYWHERE"
Poor man. He stepped on a landmine in the middle of forest.
80% of the time, it’s “FUCKING ZOMBIE DOGS!”
Skeleton dogs are just as bad.
“CHOKE ON EM!”
“Why am I stll holding this Mininuke(active)?”
“Et tu, asthma?”
“I really shouldn’t use that cattle serum…”
“I can’t… Feel my… ANYTHING…”
"Just one… more… bottle of… wine…"
i died by drinking a full gallon jug of wine,darn triffids making their heart near where my base is
“FUCK THIS. I SUCK DICK.”
“TITS”
“Si vis pacem, para bellum… C4 ACTIVED!” And “Mortus docent vivus”
"Do you have any last words ?"
NO
(During experiencing a very, very obnoxious and seemingly indefinite hallucination)
“I’d rather die a man than live a monster”
[size=6pt]Bonus points who can name the reference.[/size]
“Does this look safe to eat?”