What were your last words?

“OH GOD NO WHY NOT THE FAT ZOMBIE”

“I MUST TIME THE DYNAMITE EXPLOSION RIGHT NEXT TIME”

“Boobs”

Aghhckkgggguuuuurrggglllleee *coughs up copious amount of blood

" I LIKE COCAINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"F**KING LANDMINES GODDAMIT MY GIBS EVERYWHERE"
Poor man. He stepped on a landmine in the middle of forest.

80% of the time, it’s “FUCKING ZOMBIE DOGS!”

Skeleton dogs are just as bad.

“CHOKE ON EM!”

“Why am I stll holding this Mininuke(active)?”

“Et tu, asthma?”

“I really shouldn’t use that cattle serum…”

“I can’t… Feel my… ANYTHING…”

"Just one… more… bottle of… wine…"
i died by drinking a full gallon jug of wine,darn triffids making their heart near where my base is

“FUCK THIS. I SUCK DICK.”

“TITS”

“Si vis pacem, para bellum… C4 ACTIVED!” And “Mortus docent vivus”

"Do you have any last words ?"
NO

(During experiencing a very, very obnoxious and seemingly indefinite hallucination)

“I’d rather die a man than live a monster”

[size=6pt]Bonus points who can name the reference.[/size]

“Does this look safe to eat?”