Ashes to Ashes In a flamethrower
John how did you carve IN a flamethrower?
Shhh, don’t question it. You may cause something to explode.
“Found next to the dancing unicorn farting rainbows” - On a bag of cocaine.
If you ever find a bag of cocaine inscribed with 
that’s mine. No touchie.
Nailed it.
Carved on to a pretty upgraded nail rifle.
‘Zombie go boom’ on a stick of dynamite.
and also i see what you did there.
“BOOM HEADSHOT!!!” - on a sniper conversion
So while playing C:DDA I found a magic marker, and after I read the inscription I had to google the joke to get it. Then I happened to find this thread. So I made an account to revive it because I liked reading it so much, hope you guys don’t mind.
I have a scabbard that is etched with 'Like a hot knife’
In that scabbard is a Flammenshwert with “through butter”
‘butthead’ on my army helmet
’knock knock’ on my reinforced fire axe
’Hole puncher’ on my accurized crossbow
This is great, I hope you guys keep posting more.
“shit gets deep”
On a vibrator
I vaguely recall carving “Jotunlae” on a weapon at one point. I need to carve something funny someday.
“Plan A” on my shotgun,
“Plan B” on my smoke canisters,
“I didn’t think this through” on my jerrycan of gasoline.
On my A7 Laser Rifle
"GARY!!!"
On my TEC-9
"Tech N9ne"
I can engrave stuff on items? How do I do that?
Use a knife.
And if violence doesn t solve your problem-.
Use a bigger knife.
“stick around” on my knifes what i use to throw
"my vision is augmented" on sunglasses
“Hanzo” - Diamond Katana.
“Dead Air” - Heavily Modified Reflex Recurve Bow.
“Nirvana”* - Modified RM99 Revolver.
And No, The Revolver isn’t named after the band Nirvana, It Is commonly associated with Buddhism.
It literally means “blown out”, as in a candle…
…Well, That’s what google said. And we all know how reliable **** on the internet could be.
“Doorbuster” - Sledgehammer stored in the trunk of my vehicle
By “Use a knife”, we mean hit (a) to apply the knife, and select the option to engrave an item that way.
Hey, if Nirvana is that place we go when we ascend mortality and boring needs and wants, then hey. Being dead is probably “close enough” from the gun’s perspective.
I think my most frequently carved non-joke item is a tobacco pipe with “If you can’t beat 'em, mock 'em.”
I assume someone’s done the obvious and put “point this end at the enemy” on a rocket launcher?