Thou doest not even lift

Miloch · 2013-09-22T03:32:19.000Z

I haven’t done this yet, but…
Mini-Nuke - “I have become death, destroyer of worlds…”

Grandpuh_Ty · 2013-09-22T05:06:40.000Z

Crowbar - “Day One”

Mrnocamera · 2013-09-22T07:15:40.000Z

“YOU ARE ALONE, YOU PATHETIC PSYCHOPATH!” - Carved on what I assume was a female by a pool, when I found a guy in the pool who was not a swimmer.

Soviet_Troopa · 2013-09-22T09:43:37.000Z

Army Helmet - “Property of A.Badass”

AerialK7 · 2013-09-22T10:09:50.000Z

Mrnocamera:

“YOU ARE ALONE, YOU PATHETIC PSYCHOPATH!” - Carved on what I assume was a female by a pool, when I found a guy in the pool who was not a swimmer.

Stahp it, the GTAV quote killed me.
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Mrnocamera · 2013-09-22T10:21:07.000Z

AerialK7:

[quote=“Mrnocamera, post:103, topic:2503”]“YOU ARE ALONE, YOU PATHETIC PSYCHOPATH!” - Carved on what I assume was a female by a pool, when I found a guy in the pool who was not a swimmer.

Stahp it, the GTAV quote killed me.
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I have more. Mwhahaha.
“Went through Trevor Philips Enterprises.” - Carved on all Assault rifles found in the biggest city’s I find.
“Taken from a Banana Humvee.” - Carved on a piece of hard plating I took from a car filled with spitters. (Because Banana Humvee. I have no clue if the color changes each time, but when I broke into Michael’s house, the car was banana yellow.)

system · 2013-09-22T21:02:25.000Z

[Redacted]
No, no talking about child molestation and Vore/Gore.

system · 2013-09-22T21:05:22.000Z

[Redacted yet again]
No rape-y stuff and Vore/Gore either.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2013-09-22T21:06:38.000Z

Dafuuuuhhhhqqqq

system · 2013-09-22T21:10:28.000Z

Running Scissors - pair of scissors I ran away from a horde with in my hand.

DrPepperNapalm · 2013-09-28T14:02:13.000Z

“This Machine kills Zombies”- on an M14
"The un-fucker"- on an MP5 kitted out such that it seem to work great for thinning groups of zombies
"Revolution"- on a No. 9
"WRITER"- on a SWAT vest

HS1342 · 2013-09-28T14:31:38.000Z

“Pointy end forward” a knife spear
"Why am I carving on this?!" an active mininuke

system · 2013-09-28T15:50:16.000Z

HS1342:

“Why am I carving on this?!” an active mininuke

!!Science!! Dictates you must!

ComputerWarrior · 2013-09-28T20:57:40.000Z

“Hugging Saves Lives” - written/carved on the only kevlar vest (but nicely fitting) I found in the entire seven days of city cleaning.
“Kissing Machine” - carved on the head of my personal stone shovel because I couldn’t and still can’t bloody find a shovel anymore.
“Today Will Be Sunny” - carved somehow on an untouched flamethrower. Last time I used a flamethrower the flames engulfed myself as well, so I’m not particularly keen to use it.

Moreal · 2013-09-29T20:04:35.000Z

" Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. "

written on the ‘Gold Ring’

DrPepperNapalm · 2013-10-03T04:45:39.000Z

“Try to think a little bigger” - on an MGL
"I’ve got a hole in me pocket" - on a none
"Peter Gabriel" - on a sledge hammer

bubbadoo14 · 2013-10-03T06:12:14.000Z

[quote=“Moreal, post:115, topic:2503”]" Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. "

written on the ‘Gold Ring’[/quote]

Google translate wouldn’t translate any of that.

Miloch · 2013-10-03T06:37:41.000Z

I’ll give you a hint… TOLKIEN!

Ok… not so much a hint as a sledge hammer. So I failed my subtly check… Bah. Mini-nukes it is then, sir.

Moreal · 2013-10-03T16:05:10.000Z

[quote=“bubbadoo14, post:117, topic:2503”][quote=“Moreal, post:115, topic:2503”]" Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. "

written on the ‘Gold Ring’[/quote]

Google translate wouldn’t translate any of that. :([/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Ring +1 If your character’s name is “Frodo” +5 for “Smeagol”

Pthalocy · 2013-10-03T18:33:38.000Z

“W+M1” On a flamethrower.