I haven’t done this yet, but…
Mini-Nuke - “I have become death, destroyer of worlds…”
Crowbar - “Day One”
“YOU ARE ALONE, YOU PATHETIC PSYCHOPATH!” - Carved on what I assume was a female by a pool, when I found a guy in the pool who was not a swimmer.
Army Helmet - “Property of A.Badass”
Stahp it, the GTAV quote killed me.
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Stahp it, the GTAV quote killed me.
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I have more. Mwhahaha.
“Went through Trevor Philips Enterprises.” - Carved on all Assault rifles found in the biggest city’s I find.
“Taken from a Banana Humvee.” - Carved on a piece of hard plating I took from a car filled with spitters. (Because Banana Humvee. I have no clue if the color changes each time, but when I broke into Michael’s house, the car was banana yellow.)
[Redacted]
No, no talking about child molestation and Vore/Gore.
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No rape-y stuff and Vore/Gore either.
Dafuuuuhhhhqqqq
Running Scissors - pair of scissors I ran away from a horde with in my hand.
“This Machine kills Zombies”- on an M14
"The un-fucker"- on an MP5 kitted out such that it seem to work great for thinning groups of zombies
"Revolution"- on a No. 9
"WRITER"- on a SWAT vest
“Pointy end forward” a knife spear
"Why am I carving on this?!" an active mininuke
!!Science!! Dictates you must!
“Hugging Saves Lives” - written/carved on the only kevlar vest (but nicely fitting) I found in the entire seven days of city cleaning.
“Kissing Machine” - carved on the head of my personal stone shovel because I couldn’t and still can’t bloody find a shovel anymore.
“Today Will Be Sunny” - carved somehow on an untouched flamethrower. Last time I used a flamethrower the flames engulfed myself as well, so I’m not particularly keen to use it.
" Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. "
- written on the ‘Gold Ring’
“Try to think a little bigger” - on an MGL
"I’ve got a hole in me pocket" - on a none
"Peter Gabriel" - on a sledge hammer
[quote=“Moreal, post:115, topic:2503”]" Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. "
- written on the ‘Gold Ring’[/quote]
Google translate wouldn’t translate any of that. 
I’ll give you a hint… TOLKIEN!
Ok… not so much a hint as a sledge hammer. So I failed my subtly check… Bah. Mini-nukes it is then, sir.
[quote=“bubbadoo14, post:117, topic:2503”][quote=“Moreal, post:115, topic:2503”]" Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. "
- written on the ‘Gold Ring’[/quote]
Google translate wouldn’t translate any of that. :([/quote]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Ring +1 If your character’s name is “Frodo” +5 for “Smeagol”
“W+M1” On a flamethrower.