Thou doest not even lift

[PiotraperPL]

@StoneCacti

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:78, topic:2503”][quote=“StoneCacti, post:77, topic:2503”][quote=“Pthalocy, post:75, topic:2503”]For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:76, topic:2503”][spoiler=PROTIP for StoneCacti (and everyone in general)]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

@StoneCacti

[quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]***
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull
***[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.
[/spoiler][/quote]

Posts twice in a row
Second post is about how to avoid spamming

Do you take paypal/bitcoins for that personal message space?[/quote]

Quote from: Pthalocy
Quote from: PiotraperPL
Posts twice in a row

[size=18pt]-snappety snip-[/size]

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[size=36pt]Only paypal, m8.[/size][/quote]

rofl, owned.

Btw, did i mention, thanks for the protip?[/quote]
No problem.

[vultures]

@Pthalocy

For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

I hope he makes it through transformation, or he’ll be just handled by Sheldon (TBBT) to glow in dark, eternally.

[Pthalocy]

I wouldn’t put it past Hoss to glow in the dark. His aquarium was full of fallout when I found him (shh that’s the going story).

[system]

“snibedi snab :—DDDD” - boltcutters
"Candlejack" - Savage 111F
"I’m not even mad" - flamethrower
"Sange" - broadsword
"Yasha" - katana
"AND STAY DOWN" - Saiga
"11.11.1988 TULA ARMS PRODUCTION FACILITY" - AK-74
"You tend to exaggerate, don’t ya?" - Ganz Rustung
"DENNIS!!!" - slingshot
"Groovy." - chainsaw

[PiotraperPL]

[quote=“trusty_patches, post:84, topic:2503”]“Sange” - broadsword
"Yasha" - katana[/quote]
Defend the Ancient goddammit!

[vultures]

"Groovy." - chainsaw

ROFL. This goes into my Serbian translation for real.

[Mrnocamera]

“BURN BITCHES BURN!” - Carved on a flamethrower.
“BONK!” - Carved on a baseball bat.
“Drink up, freak.” Carved on a metal jerrycan of mutagen.
“SHOTGUN RAIN!” - Carved on any shotgun I find.
“Carefully remove the eyes from their sockets.” - Carved on a X-Acto knife.

[system]

“En livstid i krig” - AK-74(at least until somebody add Mosin-Nagant rifle)
“Gott mit uns” - pickelhaube
"TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE/BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE" - jackhammer
"SLEDGE’S SHOOTA" - double-barrelled shotgun with attached bayonet
"Why would you do that?" - steel jerrycan of “tainted tornado”

[bubbadoo14]

“Use for picking zombies brains out of the salad bar” on steel tongs

[Annarchia]

“More Dakka!” on an M249.

[Isidarth]

@trusty_patches

“Gott mit uns” - pickelhaube

Sorry to be “that person,” but you need a verb here. ‘Mit’ is just a preposition, and they can’t stand on their own in german. Try “Mit uns ist Gott.”

[size=4pt](I blame the fact that I am currently taking classes in this)[/size]

@trusty_patches

“Why would you do that?” - steel jerrycan of “tainted tornado”

Exactly my thoughts when I saw that recipe.

[Derschlact]

@Isidarth

[quote=“trusty_patches, post:88, topic:2503”]“Gott mit uns” - pickelhaube

Sorry to be “that person,” but you need a verb here. ‘Mit’ is just a preposition, and they can’t stand on their own in german. Try “Mit uns ist Gott.”

[size=4pt](I blame the fact that I am currently taking classes in this)[/size][/quote]

Gott mit uns

The Boomsticks - Exploding arrows
[size=4pt]devs y u no brown bess[/size]
[size=4pt]also hi[/size]

[pulsefrequency]

“Ultima Ratio Regum” on the M249… Snow Crash, anyone?

[pulsefrequency]

“Twinkle” on a katana in homage to Drizzt Do’Urden

[Pthalocy]

Isi I think you got told :U But in a way that resulted in two people teaching me a thing so that’s cool.

Shoot what’s Drizzt’s other sword, snowfrostbadass or something actually kinda cool. Haha, cool. Someone slap me for these puns.

“THE MORE YOU KNOW!” - inscribed on the heaviest skill book I can find, and use for bludgeoning purposes. (if not heavy, the big book of first aid ought to do.)

[Annarchia]

@Pthalocy

Shoot what’s Drizzt’s other sword, snowfrostbadass or something actually kinda cool. Haha, cool. Someone slap me for these puns.

Icingdeath.

“Apply pointy end” on a rapier.

[Mrnocamera]

“I have a headache.” - Carved on asprins.

[system]

“Space Asshole” - sledgehammer
"From Xzibit to his favourite dawg" - bundle of plastic bags(don’t remember, 5 or 10?)
“Enter the gates/Auschwitz awaits!” - flamethrower
"You think this is bad? Let me tell you what - PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" - butter knife used as a weapon
"Damn, silver-outfitted pistol. Old and heavy." - Colt .45
"B.Y.O.B." - Pipe grenade launcher

[Soviet_Troopa]

Mini Nuke - "if the clock is ticking, you’re most likely fucked"
Sledge Hammer - "I Pity The Fool"
Crowbar - "WARNING: Wielder may be a badass"
Shishkebab - "IM ON FIYAAH!"
Jaqueshammer - "OH ITS ON NOW!"
Stack of Dynamite - "I have 99 problems, light this, and you have none"
Portal Gun - "Property of Aperture Science (Chelle scribled on the side)"
Turret - "HeyThereHowMayIHelpYou?! nope, youre dead…"
Shotgunrevolver - "OHHHHHH IT GOES BOOM-BOOM"
Grenade - "Smile and give them SUNSHIIIIIINE!"
Pipe Bomb - "Tested and approved by lab monkeys"
XM-P Plasma Rifle - “And I WILL Rain Hellfire Upon The Beasts!”

[vultures]

“I have a ginormous headache” carved on a bottle of Triple Sec.