Thou doest not even lift

Isidarth · 2013-08-12T07:32:41.000Z

Gatora:

also “swing bata bata swing!” on a nail bat.

The last thing this game needs is a Boston Basher.

…Incidentally, I may make that the name of my next car.

kevin.granade · 2013-09-13T19:06:43.000Z

“This is for fighting.” on a M14.

Pthalocy · 2013-09-13T21:27:27.000Z

Isidarth:

[quote=“Gatora, post:60, topic:2503”]also “swing bata bata swing!” on a nail bat.

The last thing this game needs is a Boston Basher.

…Incidentally, I may make that the name of my next car.[/quote]

A++ vehicle.

My first call will be the unstoppable force. I will inscribe immovable object on whatever takes it down, provided I survive.

bubbadoo14 · 2013-09-14T02:59:22.000Z

Draconaes:

[quote=“MarkB, post:55, topic:2503”]“Calling Danny Boy” on my Broadsword.

Registered just to say that this is amazing, good sir.[/quote]

Welcome to the forum, Zachery.

ShinQuickMan · 2013-09-14T04:45:54.000Z

I call my combat knife ‘Rear Valiant’.

StoneCacti · 2013-09-14T04:48:27.000Z

What rhymes with glock? ~ Glock 19

Hey girl Can you say Bling Bling? ~ Crack Pipe

Why did i find this in the bedroom? ~ Zucchini

Celine Dion? -1 Enjoyability ~MP3 Player

Ian_Strachan · 2013-09-14T16:40:05.000Z

“Don’t tread on me” on a landmine.

jimboblordofeskimos · 2013-09-14T19:17:07.000Z

‘I’
‘AM’
‘A’
‘BIT’
‘OF’
‘A’
‘TROLL’
In single words on multiple butter knives, then
’!'
On my katana, which is the last thing I throw.

‘Floominator’ On my sawn off SAIGA. Ive always assumed bodies make a FLOOM! sound as they are turned inside out.

PiotraperPL · 2013-09-14T21:28:09.000Z

“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar
"Let the bodies hit the floor" - Magnum
"I will reengineer your face" - Wrench
"Curing the infection, on bullet at the time" - Glock
"Makin’ boom booms" - Grenades
"PANIC" - A glass flask of purifier
"bandages for windows" - 2x4s
"here be dragons" - road maps
"I hope some zombie chokes on this" - cue ball (because of this I like to always carry one around)
[hr]
“Little bastards” - Nails
"Little bastard launcher" - Nailgun
[hr]
" " - none

system · 2013-09-14T22:06:44.000Z

“You really want to know?” - aluminum keg, filled to the brim with gasoline. And you don’t want to know.

“GRINDGRINDGRIND KILLKILLKILL” - gas mask
"I’VE GOT THE SHINIEST MEAT BYCICLE" - wood axe

“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull or any other revolver

“POWER UP THE BASS CANNON” - zweihander

“To the most robust person of year” - flame extinguisher

vultures · 2013-09-14T22:10:39.000Z

The Fish Bowl states "Three Wishes"
The Keg states "Biohazard Deathwish"
The Mininuke states "Yo Mama So Big"
The Scissors state "Stolen From Ya Sistah"
The Sniper Rifle (any) states "Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky"
The Plastic Jerrycan with Salt Water states "Apply On Papercut"
The Crossbow States “Five Step Reload Death Punch”

StoneCacti · 2013-09-15T01:15:19.000Z

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao

StoneCacti · 2013-09-15T01:17:22.000Z

vultures:

The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao

StoneCacti · 2013-09-15T01:19:14.000Z

[quote=“trusty_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]***
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull
***[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.

Pthalocy · 2013-09-15T08:05:04.000Z

For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

PiotraperPL · 2013-09-15T08:13:28.000Z

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

StoneCacti:

[quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]***
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull
***[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.

StoneCacti · 2013-09-15T08:28:34.000Z

Pthalocy:

For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:76, topic:2503”][spoiler=PROTIP for StoneCacti (and everyone in general)]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

StoneCacti:

[quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]***
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull
***[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.
[/spoiler][/quote]

Posts twice in a row
Second post is about how to avoid spamming

Do you take paypal/bitcoins for that personal message space?

PiotraperPL · 2013-09-15T08:34:17.000Z

StoneCacti:

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:75, topic:2503”]For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:76, topic:2503”][spoiler=PROTIP for StoneCacti (and everyone in general)]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

StoneCacti:

[quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]***
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull
***[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.
[/spoiler][/quote]

Posts twice in a row
Second post is about how to avoid spamming

Do you take paypal/bitcoins for that personal message space?[/quote]

Quote from: Pthalocy
Quote from: PiotraperPL
Posts twice in a row

[hr]

[size=36pt]Only paypal, m8.[/size]

Mrnocamera · 2013-09-15T08:36:17.000Z

StoneCacti:

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:75, topic:2503”]For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:76, topic:2503”][spoiler=PROTIP for StoneCacti (and everyone in general)]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

StoneCacti:

[quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]***
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull
***[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.
[/spoiler][/quote]

Posts twice in a row
Second post is about how to avoid spamming

Do you take paypal/bitcoins for that personal message space?[/quote]
Hey.

READ TEH DIFFERANCEDS PLZ.

KAY.

CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN. THIS IS BAD.

StoneCacti · 2013-09-15T08:43:37.000Z

PiotraperPL:

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:77, topic:2503”][quote=“Pthalocy, post:75, topic:2503”]For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:76, topic:2503”][spoiler=PROTIP for StoneCacti (and everyone in general)]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

StoneCacti:

[quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]***
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull
***[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.
[/spoiler][/quote]

Posts twice in a row
Second post is about how to avoid spamming

Do you take paypal/bitcoins for that personal message space?[/quote]

Quote from: Pthalocy
Quote from: PiotraperPL
Posts twice in a row

[hr]

[size=36pt]Only paypal, m8.[/size][/quote]

Mrnocamera:

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:77, topic:2503”][quote=“Pthalocy, post:75, topic:2503”]For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:76, topic:2503”][spoiler=PROTIP for StoneCacti (and everyone in general)]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

StoneCacti:

[quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]***
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull
***[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.
[/spoiler][/quote]

Posts twice in a row
Second post is about how to avoid spamming

Do you take paypal/bitcoins for that personal message space?[/quote]
Hey.

READ TEH DIFFERANCEDS PLZ.

KAY.

CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN. THIS IS BAD.[/quote]

rofl, owned.

Btw, did i mention, thanks for the protip?