Thou doest not even lift

“Mr. Clean”, the awlpike that I may, or may not, use to cut up my once rich, and now undead, neighbour.

“Not a gun.” On a welder. It has a hole that stuff comes out of, why is it not gun-like right? [size=1pt]You have a sick mind if you think of it like that.[/size]
“Does not work on wood.” Hacksaw
"Does not work on metal." Woodsaw

“Clever girl” Goo container. +1 internets if you get the reference.

If that is from where I think it is from, then… I have no clue.

Also: “KURT COBAIN!” On a Remington.

“YOU DIED” written on the awl pike or on the sledgehammer, +1 water canteen if you get the reference
"`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe." - broadsword(Yes, you can write all this text on the broadsword)

MGQ?
Gotta love slimegirls. And succubi. And lamia… and anything else remotely half-female.

My favourite so far?

This is a backpack full of spiders.

Something to do with Headcrabs Dinosaur in the shower?

Jurassic park and DNA canisters, HAH nice.

“Ni!” on a wielded shrubbery. Okay I can’t wield shrubberies. I wish I could.

“You cannot pick up ye flask” on a canteen.

“If you can read this I’m driving too close.”

Inscribed on a set of Spiked Plating before I welded it onto the front of my bike.

“this is nothing and it’s mine so stay back!” on a none.

‘Lucky’ on a Ruger Redhawk I keep loaded and on my desk. Just in case.

“MR. PILGRIM!” On a pair of boots.

I sightly doubt anyone will get the reference, but if you do, +100 movie knowledge.

“Luau maker” on my knife spear
"Your next" written on a rock (used maker)
“The pages are stuck” playboy magazine
"Tuesday portal storms, with a chance of doom" on weather transcripts
"This FN gun" on my FN five seven

I will strike upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger -On the Savage 111F I have been using to protect my church in Dynamic Spawn Mode.

“Calling Danny Boy” on my Broadsword.

“You walk alone in no man’s land” - steeltoed boots
"Waiting for bless or helping hand" - filter mask
"Old World’s Glory" - SKS
"DUCK AND COVER" - mininuke
"Sitting in the car, eating dog food and no one would say anything against" - dog food(+1 steel jerrycan of gasoline if you get the reference)
“I ain’t even mad” - plastic jerrycan of mutagen

Registered just to say that this is amazing, good sir.

Registered just to say that this is amazing, good sir.[/quote]

Thank you kindly, you do me honour sir.

I engraved “goodnight sweet prince” on the nails i used to create my makeshift bed.
I was surprised to see that you can engrave more letters on nails than two by fours.

just so people know you can erase the there is a message on this “insert item name here” that says you can just delete all of that for more space.

also “swing bata bata swing!” on a nail bat.