Thou doest not even lift

vultures · 2013-08-07T02:19:44.000Z

“Mr. Clean”, the awlpike that I may, or may not, use to cut up my once rich, and now undead, neighbour.

Otaku · 2013-08-07T03:39:31.000Z

“Not a gun.” On a welder. It has a hole that stuff comes out of, why is it not gun-like right? [size=1pt]You have a sick mind if you think of it like that.[/size]
“Does not work on wood.” Hacksaw
"Does not work on metal." Woodsaw

system · 2013-08-07T04:24:28.000Z

“Clever girl” Goo container. +1 internets if you get the reference.

Mrnocamera · 2013-08-07T08:04:56.000Z

gtaguy:

“Clever girl” Goo container. +1 internets if you get the reference.

If that is from where I think it is from, then… I have no clue.

Also: “KURT COBAIN!” On a Remington.

system · 2013-08-07T08:17:43.000Z

“YOU DIED” written on the awl pike or on the sledgehammer, +1 water canteen if you get the reference
"`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe." - broadsword(Yes, you can write all this text on the broadsword)

Iosyn · 2013-08-07T11:14:37.000Z

gtaguy:

“Clever girl” Goo container. +1 internets if you get the reference.

MGQ?
Gotta love slimegirls. And succubi. And lamia… and anything else remotely half-female.

My favourite so far?

This is a backpack full of spiders.

Scheuche · 2013-08-07T14:36:11.000Z

gtaguy:

“Clever girl” Goo container. +1 internets if you get the reference.

Something to do with Headcrabs Dinosaur in the shower?

Pthalocy · 2013-08-07T18:52:01.000Z

Jurassic park and DNA canisters, HAH nice.

“Ni!” on a wielded shrubbery. Okay I can’t wield shrubberies. I wish I could.

“You cannot pick up ye flask” on a canteen.

MarkB · 2013-08-07T20:35:12.000Z

“If you can read this I’m driving too close.”

Inscribed on a set of Spiked Plating before I welded it onto the front of my bike.

Gatora · 2013-08-08T02:26:10.000Z

“this is nothing and it’s mine so stay back!” on a none.

The_Slime · 2013-08-08T03:19:24.000Z

‘Lucky’ on a Ruger Redhawk I keep loaded and on my desk. Just in case.

Mrnocamera · 2013-08-08T07:30:03.000Z

“MR. PILGRIM!” On a pair of boots.

I sightly doubt anyone will get the reference, but if you do, +100 movie knowledge.

system · 2013-08-09T06:50:55.000Z

“Luau maker” on my knife spear
"Your next" written on a rock (used maker)
“The pages are stuck” playboy magazine
"Tuesday portal storms, with a chance of doom" on weather transcripts
"This FN gun" on my FN five seven

John_Candlebury · 2013-08-09T20:51:24.000Z

I will strike upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger -On the Savage 111F I have been using to protect my church in Dynamic Spawn Mode.

MarkB · 2013-08-10T09:15:12.000Z

“Calling Danny Boy” on my Broadsword.

system · 2013-08-10T09:39:08.000Z

“You walk alone in no man’s land” - steeltoed boots
"Waiting for bless or helping hand" - filter mask
"Old World’s Glory" - SKS
"DUCK AND COVER" - mininuke
"Sitting in the car, eating dog food and no one would say anything against" - dog food(+1 steel jerrycan of gasoline if you get the reference)
“I ain’t even mad” - plastic jerrycan of mutagen

Draconaes · 2013-08-10T16:13:57.000Z

MarkB:

“Calling Danny Boy” on my Broadsword.

Registered just to say that this is amazing, good sir.

MarkB · 2013-08-10T16:40:01.000Z

Draconaes:

[quote=“MarkB, post:55, topic:2503”]“Calling Danny Boy” on my Broadsword.

Registered just to say that this is amazing, good sir.[/quote]

Thank you kindly, you do me honour sir.

woflsipder · 2013-08-10T16:41:37.000Z

I engraved “goodnight sweet prince” on the nails i used to create my makeshift bed.
I was surprised to see that you can engrave more letters on nails than two by fours.

Gatora · 2013-08-10T19:28:42.000Z

just so people know you can erase the there is a message on this “insert item name here” that says you can just delete all of that for more space.

also “swing bata bata swing!” on a nail bat.