I have no idea if I was on that list of people, but here’s some stuff in a spoiler tag if yes
[spoiler=because I am feeling awkward]
Name: Edmund Hawkins
E (With white background. use @ if @ looks better or gets confused with a monster I don’t recall.)
Description: This small, labcoat-wearing man looks like all his features have been formed from plant materials, right down to green flesh, birch antlers, and a mossy chinstrap beard. Whether that makes him suitable for vegans is anybody’s guess, but he looks intent on making sure you don’t get to test that.
Make Edmunds like moose. Arbitrarily aggressive, but only when you get too close. They have pretty good hp but don’t go any faster than a normal player.
Edmunds have and release many Hosses. Hosses would actually be a beefier version of manhacks, but the idea of little angry betta fish swarming my targets is hilarious.
Hosses would be & on the map. Or whatever colour shallow water uses.
Edmund himself will also attack with a hatchet, and will throw all sorts of crap (mostly rocks, sometimes hatchets, slightly less often matchhead bombs.)
The only mutations he really needs to function properly are Antlers, for the headbutt. The rest is aesthetic as an npc.
It would be REALLY funny if he had a pool of random dialogue to shout like Mi-Go’s, but I don’t want to write up a pool of phrases at 9am. Maybe I will edit this post.
When an Edmund dies he should drop a Very Reinforced Labcoat, which is like the regular labcoat but it gives more protection and warmth than a regular labcoat and isn’t technically a reinforced item (can be improved via tailoring). Dropping deployable Hosses is also possible, uncommonly matchhead bombs, and rarely one vial plant-flavoured mutagen. He can also drop reading glasses, rum and cola, steel toed boots, dress pants, wool sweater, messenger bag, his hatchet (reinforced somehow if possible), or safety goggles (it’d be funniest if Edmund’s Goggles did nothing.)
He will always drop A Fish Bowl. Butchering Edmunds supplies the player with plant marrow and plant fibre.[/spoiler]