First time I ever encountered a spider-infested basement…
Go down the stairs: “Hmm, spider webs. Well, I have this zweihänder I stole from the museum, and I’ve been able to kill spiders in fields in 1-2 hits. It can’t be THAT bad!”
Pick the lock on the basement door. “Hmmm… that was an awful lot of ??..” Followed by “eh, one monster can cause a lot of those when you do something that takes time. It can’t be THAT bad!”
Open the door. “Giant Black Widow? Maybe it’s worse than I thought…”
WHACK! “oh, that wasn’t too hard.” “Wait, there’s another one…”
WHACK! “uh oh, there’s three more”
WHACK! WH–Ouch! You’ve been badly poisoned-ACK! WHACK! “crap there’s another one, time to shut the door!”
“Can’t close wooden door. There are 5 spider corpses in the way! You idiot.”
50+ spiders, 8 badly-poisionings, 10 aspirin, and an Adderall later…
WHACK! “crap, there’s another one!”
WHACK! “damn, there’s TWO MORE”
check pain level and remaining limbs “Run away! Run away!”
Actually survived that one… thankfully it was cold, and I had a lot of layers of reinforced clothing on, and a doorway choke point to fight in. The spider kill counter for that character was over 60, and she only killed about 3 outside of that incident…