[quote=“Rivet, post:18, topic:6469”][quote=“Paquito, post:1, topic:6469”]I’m the most bad-a$$ fighter around. Bear, Zombie Bear? Whatever dude. I will karate them ALL to death!
It’s pretty ridiculous. Bears are apex predators. Not only are they apex predators, but they’re really really hard to kill. Hard to kill as in, IRL, if you shoot at a bear with a handgun and bullets designed to kill people, you’re not killing it. Even worse, you’re not even scaring it off. You’re just pissing it off. And now that it’s mad, it’s going to attack you with top speeds over 30 mph, razor sharp claws, ridiculous reflexes, and immense strength. You’re dead.
Even with a more powerful gun, you’re running a huge risk trying to attack a bear. So much so that you’re better off using using Bear Mace than a 44 Magnum.
Without advanced mutations and/or bionics, there’s no way you should be able to take out a bear in melee combat, and even at a range, you should have to use really, really powerful guns.[/quote]
Try Googling:
C. Dale Peterson, Masutatsu Oyama, Moses Lekalau, Blazo Grkovic, Sigurdur Petursson, Carl Akeley, Ed Wiseman, Wayne Goldsberry, Tom Wanyandie, Clarence Hall, or Chris Everhart.
C. Dale Peterson one to death, Chris Everhart killed one by throwing a log at it, Carl Akeley killed a leopard by pro-wrestling it to death, Masutatsu Oyama used to put on martial arts demonstrations where he killed adult bulls with a single punch, and so on.
It’s hardly the norm for a human being to kill a massive creature like that without proper weapons, but it’s far from impossible. There are many reasons we’re the Earth’s absolute apex predator; it’s not just because we’re smarter than everything else.[/quote]
Unrelated to Bear-Punching adventures:
Someone once killed a cougar that was eating his arm by reaching down it’s neck and crushing it’s windpipe.
I can’t find the picture, but he had the best “I am so done with this shit” look ever.