What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

system · 2013-11-26T19:30:57.000Z

[size=18pt]MAKE IT SCORCHIN’ HOT, BABY![/size]

Inadequate · 2013-11-26T19:36:36.000Z

Walk around and let the bears take each other out, then pick off the survivor. Grab a nearby two-by-four and roast their meat for a quick food boost. Then dash for the nearest shelter before it starts acid raining, because it will always acid rain at the worse times.

ComputerWarrior · 2013-11-26T19:56:31.000Z

Tried all of the suggestions. It was raining so nothing could be lit on fire for long, and the bears kept bloody dodging the fires. Of course, they followed me and kept hitting me in the head till I was nearly bleeding out on the floor. Fortunately, they died. Unfortunately, the big bad spider came and finished the job before I could do anything.

sighs At least I know where the scouter is… I’ll probably install foot cranks on a pick-up and trash the damn scouter for failing me in the moment of truth.

Hmmm, pick-up truck powered by human feet…

system · 2013-11-26T20:02:11.000Z

adding foot cranks increases driving abilities of the vehicle
This is why I like this game.

Taraq · 2013-11-26T22:05:17.000Z

I don’t have enough space in my truck for all of my grenades anymore… );

EkarusRyndren · 2013-11-26T22:07:44.000Z

Taraq:

I don’t have enough space in my truck for all of my grenades anymore… );

And now you know why the RMCC came to be.

Taraq · 2013-11-26T22:14:01.000Z

EkarusRyndren:

[quote=“Taraq, post:1585, topic:47”]I don’t have enough space in my truck for all of my grenades anymore… );

And now you know why the RMCC came to be.[/quote]
Dammit, I’m missing enough plasma guns to make the front symmetrical. I guess I’ll just have to have one more M249 than plasma gun to fit all of them…

EkarusRyndren · 2013-11-26T23:51:20.000Z

I ran out of water like a week ago in game (…and reality to think of it) But rather than try to purify some water I’ve been drinking the stuff that won’t dehydrate me from the booze stores.

I’ve been in various states of inebriation for sixish days now.

Bonevomit · 2013-11-27T05:24:32.000Z

Drove into mine field
Explosions, Nearly killed, car busted
Decide to sleep there until morning
Woken up by noise
ANTS AND EXPOSIONS EVERYWHERE
Ants set off the mines, and I get the fuck out of there.

Running from giant hoard of ants now

Inadequate · 2013-11-27T05:43:56.000Z

That is one dedicated coyote.

EkarusRyndren · 2013-11-27T06:13:27.000Z

It’s disturbingly therapeutic to reduce an ambulance to a mountain of scrap metal after a collision with a 800 pound motorcycle wrecked a two ton MFB…

Caconym · 2013-11-27T16:15:13.000Z

Coke samurai nearly died twice in one day and is hiding in the basement of some house smashing tables for nails for his newly forged nail rifle as he recovers from extensive injuries.

Taraq · 2013-11-27T17:18:30.000Z

Vehicle physics are weird. Crash through a five tile wide forest at 80mph? No damage. Hit one zombie at 40mph? EVERYTHING EXPLODE.

nickasummers · 2013-11-27T20:54:39.000Z

I decided I didn’t want to live in an evac shelter anymore, so i went exploring, found a public works near the city on the other side of the river. so with a bottle of gas and a rubber hose i systematically cleared the bridge, and then i drove my beetle across the bridge, and through the city, all in broad daylight. didn’t even hit any zombies. so I am approaching the public works and see a brute, try to hit it but i can’t make it work. was going to stop my car in front of the PW but i saw a cloud of smoke at the vehicle entrance. so I floor it instead and run over the smoker, and then slam on the brakes. I pull out my .40, the only gun i have ammo for, and step out of my car and immediately start shooting at everything that moves. Needless to say, this public works is now mine.

Taraq · 2013-11-27T21:32:54.000Z

Do public works have unusually high levels of shockers for anyone else? I’ve been searching them out to get bionics now, there’s so many shockers there.

100Rads · 2013-11-27T21:44:27.000Z

They have large amounts of shocker, smokers and spitters. Even brutes I think.

Ian_Strachan · 2013-11-27T22:01:13.000Z

Taraq:

Vehicle physics are weird. Crash through a five tile wide forest at 80mph? No damage. Hit one zombie at 40mph? EVERYTHING EXPLODE.

This is due to a bug in collisions where any vehicle+monster collision applies shock damage from the car’s zero point (usually where the controls are) instead of where the collision actually was.

Working on fixing it, but it’s a hard one to hunt down.

wobinichhier · 2013-11-27T23:22:16.000Z

Cleared a mine out for the first time today and found a Staff of Ancient Horrors, i felt awesome…until i activated it.

Master_Darius · 2013-11-27T23:24:25.000Z

Fuck me, right?

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Luissen · 2013-11-27T23:28:43.000Z

bumped my shopping cart-mobile into a wreck. the wreck accelerated away from me at ludicrous speed, shopping cart departed without me in the other direction, and I died 2 turns later for ‘bailing out’ of my vehicle