What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

infectedmochi · 2013-10-29T10:01:16.000Z

Unloaded a goo canister and unleash a friendly blob, now it follows me everywhere - finally a companion in the lonely cataclysm

Edit: “it” not “I” dammit!

AseaHeru · 2013-10-29T12:10:09.000Z

Toobad taming dogs is so annoying, and that there is no way to tame a cat.

Isidarth · 2013-10-29T20:46:50.000Z

I would love being able to tame a cat. I don’t need a battle buddy, I just need someone to talk to when I’m in my shelter at night.

… so to speak.

Pageman · 2013-10-30T01:17:40.000Z

Yeah, I was looting this house then i found a stairs down…

the game asked me if i wanted to jump, and i said hell yeah.

Who in hell build a house above lava rift!?

I just got trolled by the game.

Rivet · 2013-10-30T03:36:36.000Z

Pageman:

Who in hell build a house above lava rift!?

AseaHeru · 2013-10-30T19:09:25.000Z

Dwarves. Or people who really like geothermal energy.

Napalm222 · 2013-10-31T02:13:46.000Z

Just got a mininuke, c4, and 3 guns off 1 zombie soldier in a hotel. I question what this guy was planning before he became a zombie!

infectedmochi · 2013-10-31T02:29:42.000Z

He probably was planning a heroic death in his last stand against the undead horde by setting off the mini nuke, hoping to take a good chunk of those zombies down with him, but unfortunately die to a completely unrelated and anticlimactic death. Like slipping in an empty bullet shell and bang his head against the wall.

EkarusRyndren · 2013-10-31T02:32:25.000Z

infectedmochi:

unfortunately die to a completely unrelated and anticlimactic death.

Climbing through a broken window and cutting the last 1 HP of your torso.

Rivet · 2013-10-31T02:43:52.000Z

infectedmochi:

unfortunately die to a completely unrelated and anticlimactic death

Like coughing themselves to death after heating up a cup of coffee over a burning piece of paper?

infectedmochi · 2013-10-31T02:49:05.000Z

Rivet:

[quote=“infectedmochi, post:1248, topic:47”]unfortunately die to a completely unrelated and anticlimactic death

Like coughing themselves to death after heating up a cup of coffee over a burning piece of paper?[/quote]

Hah! I like this. Nothing like a cup of coffee before meeting Death

Isidarth · 2013-10-31T04:32:44.000Z

Rivet:

[quote=“Pageman, post:1244, topic:47”]Who in hell build a house above lava rift!?

[/quote]

What you have found, dear sir, is the bedroom of a former noble.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2013-10-31T13:06:51.000Z

How do you cut your mouth on the glass?

HOW??!?!?!?

Caconym · 2013-10-31T13:09:52.000Z

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:1253, topic:47”]How do you cut your mouth on the glass?

HOW??!?!?!?[/quote]
You fall face first into the glass very likely cutting your mouth…

FunsizeNinja123 · 2013-10-31T13:12:43.000Z

Yea, but I’m moving over the window sill.

Caconym · 2013-10-31T13:18:35.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

Yea, but I’m moving over the window sill.

You clearly climb over stumble in some way the other side and fall face first into the glass.

kevin.granade · 2013-10-31T14:58:11.000Z

Don’t forget there’s going to be broken glass scattered around, so maybe you successfully navigated the window and face-planted on a shard of glas on the other side of the window.
(The real reason is the bodypart selection code isn’t context aware, and I didn’t feel like writing a duplicate bodypart selector just for broken windows.)

Walkar · 2013-10-31T15:23:39.000Z

In my randomly-generated cataclysm today I’m busily hoarding Necco wafers. They’re the currency of the future, man!

Caconym · 2013-10-31T15:26:14.000Z

[quote=“Kevin Granade, post:1257, topic:47”]Don’t forget there’s going to be broken glass scattered around, so maybe you successfully navigated the window and face-planted on a shard of glas on the other side of the window.
(The real reason is the bodypart selection code isn’t context aware, and I didn’t feel like writing a duplicate bodypart selector just for broken windows.)[/quote]
Don’t fix it, write it off as a ‘feature’.

Who ever knew that you can go from being awful at lying to being skilled at by getting a bit a glow.
[URL=http://imgur.com/p7IRygZ][/URL]
Or even drinking mutagen.
[URL=http://imgur.com/45Fa4xr][/URL]

Luissen · 2013-10-31T15:32:18.000Z

Walkar:

In my randomly-generated cataclysm today I’m busily hoarding Necco wafers. They’re the currency of the future, man!

oh god…