Unloaded a goo canister and unleash a friendly blob, now it follows me everywhere - finally a companion in the lonely cataclysm 
Edit: “it” not “I” dammit!
Toobad taming dogs is so annoying, and that there is no way to tame a cat.
I would love being able to tame a cat. I don’t need a battle buddy, I just need someone to talk to when I’m in my shelter at night.
… so to speak.
Yeah, I was looting this house then i found a stairs down…
the game asked me if i wanted to jump, and i said hell yeah.
Who in hell build a house above lava rift!?
I just got trolled by the game.
Dwarves. Or people who really like geothermal energy.
Just got a mininuke, c4, and 3 guns off 1 zombie soldier in a hotel. I question what this guy was planning before he became a zombie!
He probably was planning a heroic death in his last stand against the undead horde by setting off the mini nuke, hoping to take a good chunk of those zombies down with him, but unfortunately die to a completely unrelated and anticlimactic death. Like slipping in an empty bullet shell and bang his head against the wall.
Climbing through a broken window and cutting the last 1 HP of your torso.
Like coughing themselves to death after heating up a cup of coffee over a burning piece of paper?
Like coughing themselves to death after heating up a cup of coffee over a burning piece of paper?[/quote]
Hah! I like this. Nothing like a cup of coffee before meeting Death 
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What you have found, dear sir, is the bedroom of a former noble.
How do you cut your mouth on the glass?
HOW??!?!?!?
[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:1253, topic:47”]How do you cut your mouth on the glass?
HOW??!?!?!?[/quote]
You fall face first into the glass very likely cutting your mouth…
Yea, but I’m moving over the window sill.
You clearly climb over stumble in some way the other side and fall face first into the glass.
Don’t forget there’s going to be broken glass scattered around, so maybe you successfully navigated the window and face-planted on a shard of glas on the other side of the window.
(The real reason is the bodypart selection code isn’t context aware, and I didn’t feel like writing a duplicate bodypart selector just for broken windows.)
In my randomly-generated cataclysm today I’m busily hoarding Necco wafers. They’re the currency of the future, man!
[quote=“Kevin Granade, post:1257, topic:47”]Don’t forget there’s going to be broken glass scattered around, so maybe you successfully navigated the window and face-planted on a shard of glas on the other side of the window.
(The real reason is the bodypart selection code isn’t context aware, and I didn’t feel like writing a duplicate bodypart selector just for broken windows.)[/quote]
Don’t fix it, write it off as a ‘feature’.
Who ever knew that you can go from being awful at lying to being skilled at by getting a bit a glow.
Or even drinking mutagen.
oh god…