What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

TheFlame52 · 2016-11-05T21:22:31.000Z

[quote=“Rot, post:12459, topic:47”]I just found 4 2 million dollar cash cards in a row
What sorcery is this?[/quote]
Bug. Cash cards are either full or empty right now.

I found a refugee center and cleared out the back bay for them. Now we’re getting attacked by a horde. I just got punched through a double thick brick wall.

Noctifer · 2016-11-05T23:25:39.000Z

Me and two npc are getting ready to clear hospital tonget some patient records for my archer and to analyze some blood samples for my swords(wo)man.
Currently am a charming bionic assasin with a rifle and pistol…wish me luck…

pisskop · 2016-11-05T23:26:37.000Z

Hey, we need some new hospital critters.

so we should make some.

TheFlame52 · 2016-11-05T23:33:23.000Z

I accidentally ran over Venus, my NPC buddy, while ramming cars out of the way on a bridge. Now I have -500 morale. I can’t even fix my car. What can I do while I wait for the penalty to wear off?

pisskop · 2016-11-05T23:38:28.000Z

[quote=“TheFlame52, post:12464, topic:47”]I accidentally ran over Venus, my NPC buddy, while ramming cars out of the way on a bridge. Now I have -500 morale. I can’t even fix my car. What can I do while I wait for the penalty to wear off?[/quote]Prozac. Prozac and music.

Otherwise you can do things that dont require morale. such as disassembling things or repairing items or w.e.

TheFlame52 · 2016-11-05T23:55:00.000Z

I’ve got some Prozac, I guess I’ll use that.

pisskop · 2016-11-06T21:18:30.000Z

Day 01

Lord Pisskop broke out of a house 45layers deep in the city. Thats 2 streets and 3 houses deep. Thats not a guaranteed thing for a drunken naked man.

Never spotting his companion, Lord Pisskop fled from a house to house, moving over to 2 museums across the street from one another. One had a battle axe made of budget steel and one a set of steel platemail. The torso doesnt fit, but he is dressed as a brettonian now, but with a battle axe. Lord pisskop carries his varieties of booze, 2 sheets draped over his frame, and a soldering iron and sewing kit. Lord Pisskop has begun setting off for a sporting goods store but fears he may not get to it in time.

but, if nothing else, Lord Pisskop is already set up for success. Food is easy to hunt with a fucking battleaxe. Armor is agogo, booze is plentiful, and I have both a soldering iron to level mechanics and a sewing kit already.

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In other news, now I think I need to make a starter profession based around knights.

TheFlame52 · 2016-11-07T01:58:31.000Z

Maybe a Fake Knight and True Knight? Budget steel and no skill versus good steel and good skills?

BeerBeer · 2016-11-07T02:10:29.000Z

Had a brutal lab start. Managed to recruit the starting NPC. Two rooms later we run into a bio-operator. Can’t close the door as the bio-op bugger moved to the doorway as soon as I opened the door. Survived only because I was lucky enough to find a goo canister in the starting room which I desperately used on the spot. So many things could’ve gone wrong. The NPC got pretty banged up in the process.

Kadian · 2016-11-07T03:05:14.000Z

Started a new world after I decided I need a pause from building a 8x21 big vehicle (god, i pray that it will move when I’m done. I might need more engines…), so I started up a different world with a randomly created Survivor, because !!fun!!

It spawned me in the middle of an enormous city. Yay. What do I have as equipment…ah, kay, I’m apparently a lost submissive. So…the person in the same room as me is probably not my mistress? Meh. No sexy time before I die? double meh.

Looking out of the window, i spot the following…a tank drone and a group of zombies. The tank drone is encrusted with blood, studded with zombie limbs, decorated with goo and encircled with bands of zombie innards. The tank drone is shooting the group of zombies. The Zombies are making plaintive gestures. This relates to the destruction caused by the explosive rounds of the tank drone.
On the tank drone is an image of a dwarf in Steel. The dwarf is laughing…
oh, wait, wrong game.
Anyways, I decided It’s not a good idea to go out that way! who would have thought.
Going to a different window, leaving the building, heading towards the city outskirts. Officially I planned to visit a few stores on my way out, practically…well, those zombies definitely know how to persuade you into leaving their stores alone. Guess they don’t want my money.
When I finally reached the outskirts I found myself near a forest, so I went in, to forage some stuff. basic survival and all, I couldn’t grab much food on my way out after all. While picking berries, I find…a Moose, fighting with a randomly spawned npc. Yay? Npc seems nice enough, and I could use that delicious meat from the moose, so I move over and help him bash the mooses head in. Good plan, terrible execution. I just reached both of them when that idiot of an npc throws one of those fire grenades, at the moose right in front of him. I obviously start running, the grenade explodes and I barely make it out alive. On the plus side, both moose and npc are dead, so double loot for me, right? I plan to move back to the npc, when suddenly: Explosions. The next thing I know is that my survivor died. I guess the fire from the grenade met with other explosives in the inventory of the npc. Welp, there goes a perfectly fine survivor.

deoxy · 2016-11-07T18:57:42.000Z

[quote=“Kadian, post:12470, topic:47”]The tank drone is encrusted with blood, studded with zombie limbs, decorated with goo and encircled with bands of zombie innards. The tank drone is shooting the group of zombies. The Zombies are making plaintive gestures. This relates to the destruction caused by the explosive rounds of the tank drone.
On the tank drone is an image of a dwarf in Steel. The dwarf is laughing…
oh, wait, wrong game.[/quote]

I literally LOL’d. At work.

TheFlame52 · 2016-11-08T02:14:29.000Z

I ran across a helicopter crash, and it had a tribot! I’ve never fought a tribot! So I hopped out of my car and charged straight at it!

My laser turret shot it.

Whoops.

Rot · 2016-11-08T08:26:20.000Z

[quote=“TheFlame52, post:12472, topic:47”]I ran across a helicopter crash, and it had a tribot! I’ve never fought a tribot! So I hopped out of my car and charged straight at it!

My laser turret shot it.

Whoops.[/quote]

Disassemble it for flamethrowers!

TheFlame52 · 2016-11-08T16:28:25.000Z

I don’t need flamethrowers, I already have four Rivtech ones just sitting in my trunk.

TheFlame52 · 2016-11-09T00:07:36.000Z

I finally traveled far enough that a hell citadel generated! I went in alone at night and cleared the whole thing. I am fireproof and mostly bulletproof, so it was easy. Unfortunately, I am super guilty about killing all those slaves and churles.

Profugo_Barbatus · 2016-11-09T00:24:18.000Z

So it turns out the lab raid I was excited and gearing up for was… Disappointing. Specifically, I approach it, with my rifle loaded with a drum magazine, factory fresh .223 in it and a further four magazines on my person, a backup pistol and two magazines for it, three grenades and three EMP grenades (With multiple reloads waiting outside, I made like twenty of each), a handful of scientist ID cards, morphine syringes, first aid kits, Reinforced everything, and…

Turned out to be a Bio Weapon lab. Well shit. But got the NPC lead towards the command center, so made the trek there, figuring it’d be worth looting. Also mistaken. Well, all that prep was for nothing. And I’m pretty sure every lab on my map is a bio weapons lab. Is that supposed to happen? Or did I get shafted by the mapgen being wonky?

In other news, I now have a whole pile of grenades to use guilt free.

pisskop · 2016-11-09T00:26:13.000Z

How do you know what kind of lab it is before you visit it

Profugo_Barbatus · 2016-11-09T00:27:31.000Z

pisskop:

How do you know what kind of lab it is before you visit it

I passed like three before I felt confident and ready enough to actually loot one.

pisskop · 2016-11-09T01:11:34.000Z

Fair 'nuff

Day 01

Firekop woke up and ran to his fire station with a 2x4 and a jersey and light jacket and rain coat on. He twobyfoured a fire zombie to death, threw on its clothing, and blindly kited his buddies into the killzone. he threw on their filthy clothing and their halligan bar. Now he is a ghetto fireman, ready to crowbar the zombies to death.

After several deaths due to overreaching for items and greed this is hopefully an omen.

pisskop · 2016-11-10T00:09:16.000Z

I found a coat of XYZ Horror by running around a doggie.

This coat grants farsight like certain cubes of debugging do.

It also gives me radiation, gives me unhealth, and gives me the insanity debuff.

so, it being night 1, I had to put it on so I could find a wrench so I could swap a battery from a triggered car alarm car for another one. because radiation and insanity are aok.