So, I started randomly playing Cataclysm again after almost nine months away. Started a new world, started a couple new characters, died a lot like I usually expect to.
Then I tried the crashed chopper scenario thing and everything went kinda crazy.
Constant noise coming from underground, like something very big is smashing a bunch of stuff down there. Always underneath me. My crash was right outside a small town, see. I have melee skills, so I fight my way through some of the town, trying to explore, doing pretty okay. Found a cave outside town, empty, perfect place to stash stuff, so hey, stash stuff. Making loot runs all through day one.
Then I start trying to figure out what that darn noise is.
I break into the sewers, find nothing. Well, not NOTHING… lots of irradiated walkers. But the noise is still below me.
Try a bunch of basements in town, nothing. Nothing goes to the next Z-level.
Find a bank, can’t get into vault, swear a bit, give up on bank and move on.
Find a bunch of zombies fighting a pair of ammoless turrets. Laugh for a second, then wipe out the zombies one at a time because hey free skill points basically.
Then start to wonder why zombies are spawning around me randomly. Like… a lot. In areas I’ve already cleared out. I start thinking I need a distraction, so I head to the police station where one of the cruisers was still operational… turn on the lights and the sirens. Let the zombies go towards that, maybe they’ll ignore me. Still doesn’t explain why there are so many zombies, but at least it’s a problem I can hopefully manage with a distraction…
Check to make sure Static Spawn is on… it is.
Check hordes, see nothing. Nope, no horde I can detect.
Grumble a bit, start taking my most recent collection of loot back to the cave… through territory I laboriously cleared… twice.
Get punched across the map by a sudden inexplicable Zombie Brute that comes out of nowhere, runs up to me in like three bounds, and whacks me into a wall. Then start to fight it with my combat knife… get it to about half health before it punches me across the map again. Now I’ve got a broken leg. Couldn’t outrun it BEFORE the broken leg, definitely can’t now.
Oh good, and there are like fifteen other zombies now.
In an area I’ve cleared out extensively.
Twice.
And then the brute punches my face in.
All this in ONE DAY. I racked up 127 kills in day one and I’m GUESSING it’s whatever’s making all that noise underground that’s bringing in the horde, but what in goodness name IS it?!
I’m going back with a new character someday. Going to find out what the heck is going on down there…
But in the meantime, I officially hate zombie brutes and their facepunching of my face.
It’s not polite.