My senior citizen turned tree has a custom RV that was rebuilt from the ground up with heavy duty frames and steel plating. He calls it “The Arboretum.”
Two M249 turrets with heaps of ammo, a turbolaser cannon turret, security cameras, spiked rams, 32 solar panels, 9 storage batteries, gas v8, large electric motor. When Elijah became a tree he removed the RV bed, the floor beneath it, and the roof above so that he could embrace the soil and sun with four walls around him wherever he traveled. Deathmobile: Check.
All the CBMs, guns, gear, and explosives an old tree could dream of. Mounted an electric forge where the jump seat in back used to be, so he can forge whatever he feels like killing with that day. Katanas, broadswords, zweihanders, fusion rifles, rivtech guns, it’s all here. Arsenal: Check.
Did all the refugee center could find for a stranger to do and watched their little ranch project grow into a fortified outpost. Became a marshal, sworn to uphold the “huh…what now?” of the United States. Fell asleep twice during the oath. Friends: Check.
To-do:
See if them diamond katanas that book went on about are really that great.
See if he can beat one of those hulking green things to death with his cane.
These days Elijah is becoming less ambitious and a lot more tree-like. Triffid hearts, fungal spires, ant queens, and tankbots, he’s killed them all. Just a few things left to do. He’s thinking of putting his roots in somewhere nice, closing his eyes, adopting some squirrels, and maybe spending a few years remembering his family fondly. He’s certainly earned his rest. God help whatever wakes him.