To celebrate the release of the new Shadowrun game, I made a cybernetically enhanced street samurai, complete with katana, mulitple guns, trenchcoat, and robot arms. I went through towns killing zombies left and right. Then I got a little crazy with using flamethrowers on gas tanks I was standing next to. Funny thing, I survived the explosion. But even super-powered cyborg ninjas can burn.
just rolled a random char that is ugly and pretty at the same time 
Btw, random chars don’t us professions?
Yeah I broke into a prison. From the outside, that is. It’s just me.
“Just dropped by to say hi” kinda smashing reinforced glass didn’t make the occupants happy, so I decided to kill their hulkish, brutish guards to make 'em really jolly. They kept rioting, so I decided to make 'em all even more jolly so I tossed a handful of dynamite sticks (active) at the main entrance bars. And the Secubots enjoyed the sound, and responded with shooting Z cops that had the misfortune of sticking around that long. After they decided to stall a full frontal assault on my arse, those couple of jerks got their canned ass whopped big-time. After just entering the beneath-ground levels hoping to find a workshop (you devs!) I realized there were even more of the jolly folk underground, and in front of my, now empty, gun. And so I ran, and the crowd chanted my name, rattling the bars along the way. Oh, the sweet, amazing grace when I saw them pouring from downstairs… After I got out of a really, really good old-fashioned brawl I just decided to cauterize myself to sleep. Being that the place is crawling with the undead, I picked a lock to a nice little cell to spend the night. Closed it from the inside, too. The dark cell.
As the undead roosters sounded themselves, I found myself in a locked cell. Spent the next 45 minutes of ingame time trying to pick the bastard, all starved and dry-mouthed as a prisoner in an undead-managed prison can get. Sweating all the way, I was glad to find some meat soup, canned for all my impatient bar-rattling. I kept thinking about how I could’ve ended my existence in that joint, filled to the top with rotting flesh, the fruit of my work.
walked into town carrying nothing but a M249 and fully armored with about 800 rounds of 5.56 and i don’t think im even close to succeeding in clearing it. going to start reloading my cases and try again
Dedman has finished building his RV, the crystal ship. To celebrated he drank a few vials of mutagen. Grew some hooves and a tail and gained a few decent mutations. He’s currently exploring a lab.
Tails are always good, Hooves are an excellent incentive to learn-2-Unarmed, and here’s wishing you the best of luck with your new post-human lifestyle!
Today I am mostly hunting Copbots. After I found out that they occasionally drop Superalloy Plating, I’ve started busting open every alarm-rigged door I can find.
I’ve installed alloy plating on my head and torso so far, and want to go for the full set.
Oh, what not to love in newest versions?
Nice archery crafts, fancy car physics, flamethrower right at start given that you’re not an asshat and can easily find duct tape, spray can, lighter and gasoline…
wait
Flamethrower?
Right at start?
Sounds horribly, let’s try this shit.
Like, half an hour later
Disregarding the fact that I burned the whole city down including all the possible loot, this is hella fun. I guess it’s time to take out that FEMA camp nearby.
Well I made a decent character, found a gas station surrounded by woods (Nice and safe)
and when I felt confident I went to town.
Hit some random house and found a fridge FULL of food and drinks (Which hadn’t rotted yet) and a bathroom with plenty of meds and… Stairs?
Head to basement and go through a door and find… A Marijuana Garden.
When were these added? Hilarius.
I have 0 driving skill and am trying to take my car full of all my shit to a new base site I haven’t found yet at midnight…and I’m not wearing any pants. Not even underwear. I just now saw this when I noticed the ‘chilly legs’ effect.
I think the zombies stole my shorts. Bastards. I don’t even have any pants in the trunk.
EDIT: So because I was driving into unfamiliar territory at night and thus couldn’t see my ass if a zombie ripped it off and plastered it to the windshield, I drove straight into a town and got my car stuck on another car that had no wheels and thus couldn’t be moved out of the way. I think that if all the zombies flicked me instead of clawing and biting, I still would’ve died. That’s how many there were.
And such was the life of the pantsless Brianna Sanders.
I turned a flatbed truck into a foldable bike, and damn if it wasn’t awesome.
Everything in the trunks fell to the ground under me and I got a foldable bike in my inventory, would’ve been less hilarious otherwise.
After the event I promptly proceeded to unfold and push the bike into a coffee shop with another flatbed truck I found nearby.
I am the third survivor in the world. The first one burned his shelter accidentally when trying the ‘dig pit outside the window and start a fire in it’ trick to avoid smoke and got killed shortly afterwards by a wolf. The second one got killed by a bear when returning from looting the first one’s body at night.
I am pretending I did not know it. Logically, the only direction to go from the shelter the third girl spawned was east. I turned north when I saw a river. I now have a well-stocked shelter of the second survivor and a fire-proof fireplace.
I’ve always wondered, but it hasn’t come up yet - if a character burns down an evac shelter, can a new character potentially still spawn in that shelter?
Dunno. I sincerely hope not.
… If a character burns down an evac shelter and there’s nobody listening, does it make a sound?
Hello everyone,
A few characters ago I was lucky enough to find power armor. This basically made me unstoppable due to playing with only classic zombies. Until I was defeated by a horde of 20 Zeds that dragged me down under their weight. My other characters have been less succesful. Not very good at this yet even with just normal zombies 
Hedgewocks
Nothing interesting. Killing everything with my ref-rec-bow, maintaining my prison, smokin’ weed every two days, writing profanities on the floor with my marker and trying not to choke to death because of overpowered and totally unrealistic smoke.
Pro tip: Don’t drive a car to a lab… at 300 km/h… and realize how close you are when you are 1 map tile away…
I even put a second large electric engine and some solar panels on it
I managed to beat a hulk to death with my bare fists, and nearly died, so I went to activate a few first aid kits.
I activated C4 instead. -_-
Kicked down a door, shot every zombie in the center of the city.