What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Accursed91 · 2013-07-03T17:06:07.000Z

Black widows, black widows everywhere!!!

Seriously, it makes me wonder what the crud they were doing in this town before the apocalypse! Did they experiment on arachnids or something?

woflsipder · 2013-07-04T00:29:36.000Z

Ohh Mer Gawd , Why do NPC’s keep feeding me human flesh?

So i spawn in a shelter and ask for my friend to give me stuff , he gave me Tin can of Sap soup. I don’t know english that well so i thought it’s some kind of fish and then carried on to the city , got a rucksack and ended up in a house all hungry and thirsty with some books to read. Then i tried to eat the Sap soup and it said “The thought of eating this makes you sick , procees y/n” , then i checked out and the sap soup had 2 enjoyability so i ate it and got the -60 mood for eating a person. Now im stuck , unable to read.

How did the NPC already get to make a CANNED human flesh soup when the apocalypse was just at the beggining?
I should really go to sleep now.

Spielman · 2013-07-04T00:38:26.000Z

I was in a truck speeding down the road, twisted metal scrapes the ground, sending sparks behind me as I careen across the cascading sea of pavement when suddenly, HARK! Zombie barricade ahead! I batten down the hatches and tuck my ‘mast’ into a safe place, bracing for impact. As I plow into the veritable cornucopia of corpses I find myself drenched in a fine spray of blood and misplaced flesh, some of which makes its way into my mouth. WHALE AHOY! Hold on…that’s no whale, department store ahoy! My poop deck clenches as the engine howls a jaunty tune. The explosive impact sends shrapnel in all directions and the SS Fun on a bun crashes, shortly after my game crashes. Luckily, the build I was using was buggier than a hotel mattress so I’m downloading another build.

Accursed91 · 2013-07-04T06:54:01.000Z

woflsipder:

How did the NPC already get to make a CANNED human flesh soup when the apocalypse was just at the beggining?

Who said he did it after the apocalypse?

InritusOO · 2013-07-04T14:06:20.000Z

Hurray for stocking up on so much booze that I broke the key bindings.

KWilt · 2013-07-04T14:44:33.000Z

So, I just found out that fanny packs don’t encumber at all.

So, I may or may not be wearing about 20 of them right now.

woflsipder · 2013-07-04T14:55:34.000Z

[quote=“KWilt, post:826, topic:47”]So, I just found out that fanny packs don’t encumber at all.

So, I may or may not be wearing about 20 of them right now.[/quote]

you may not , it’s possible to have only 2 fanny packs at the same time.

Enginseer-42 · 2013-07-04T15:21:19.000Z

I have discovered the joys of filling up a truck with gas, and then driving through town utterly immune to everything the zeds throw at me.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA…a

Then I crashed into a military base.

woflsipder · 2013-07-04T19:23:36.000Z

Daymn , im currently having the most badass character ever , he has dark past where 2 of his friends died because of his fault (Well zombies killed them , but he still blames himself) , he has a faulty installed bionic that ocasionally shocks him , he is addicted to oxycodone , he has level 4 cutting , a katana , level 7 unarmed combat and ninjutsu martial art , he also always brigs his remington with him.

eternalflame · 2013-07-05T13:54:17.000Z

I failed to melee a fungal spire. Apparently, if I stand on the tile when a new fungal wall spawns, I get randomly teleported. Perhaps I should tackle a triffid grove instead, but I rather like keeping them alive. I am still hoping to find a jabberwock to spar with, though I fear I have grown too powerful to find them a threat.

In other news, I have horrid luck finding CBMs to build up my Cyborg Shock Dancer. At the very least I want implanted night vision, sonic resonator, membrane oxygenator, recycling system and expanded digestive system. At least a shocker finally donated an integrated toolset.

The closest I came to death was when a npc decided to install ventilation in my torso, using a Browning BLR. A single shot through kevlar vest nearly killed me. Perhaps he thought I was there to rob his mansion. He was correct. Fortunately, he was so freaked out that he wasted the rest of his ammunition shooting at the door I closed between us.

warwolf0315 · 2013-07-05T16:16:35.000Z

began a new game and got lucky with the stuff in the basement of the evac shelter

well hello there luck is with me today

a map of the nearby town(what are you planning RNG you being nice

this is all I managed to get out of town with before zed became a problem

woflsipder · 2013-07-05T19:31:03.000Z

My luck is where it has always been , strated a new char , saw 2 gun shops. I went to loot the 1st one. In there i found a Remington 700 , a Browning BLR , few .44 magnum rounds , many .45 and 9mm rounds. Then i went to check out the other one and it was full with all kinds of ammo , except the ones needed. Needless to say , i died.

Nav · 2013-07-06T03:19:02.000Z

So, I was chasing this npc through a forest, firing at him with my nail gun, when a jabberwock suddenly leaped out from behind a tree and mauled the npc to death. I had a glass flask and some rags in my backpack, so I ran to a nearby gas station. I trapped the Jabberwock in the building, then while it was bashing down the door I crafted a molotov. I lit the molotov and threw it through the window at the jabberwock. Setting the gas station on fire. I ran and just barely escaped the explosion. Badass.

BadSniper · 2013-07-06T04:34:38.000Z

[quote=“Nav, post:833, topic:47”]So, I was chasing this npc through a forest, firing at him with my nail gun, when a jabberwock suddenly leaped out from behind a tree and mauled the npc to death. I had a glass flask and some rags in my backpack, so I ran to a nearby gas station. I trapped the Jabberwock in the building, then while it was bashing down the door I crafted a molotov. I lit the molotov and threw it through the window at the jabberwock. Setting the gas station on fire. I ran and just barely escaped the explosion. Badass.[/quote]Am I the only person who pictured this as a movie scene?

QueenScootaloo · 2013-07-06T11:39:46.000Z

Hi, this is my first post here i just wanted to show a screenshot from my game when i went to a regional school.

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And the aftermath (i started at about 20 child zombies killed.

Spielman · 2013-07-06T13:06:52.000Z

After a night raid goes wrong and I’m forced to flee into the wilderness, my character finds a public workshop with loads of tools, resources and a truck with enough fuel to reach the next service station. I take out my welder and ‘The Touch’ starts playing in my head.

Accursed91 · 2013-07-07T15:05:02.000Z

Encountered a Jabberwock for the first time, sadly enough i didn’t have my Jabberwock hunting kit with me (and yes, i do have one prepared*) so it didn’t end well…

But i am at least happy that i have encountered one

What’s in the kit: 2 disposable LAW launchers, a Remington 700 with regular ammo, 3 molotovs + lighter, medical supplies, 2 matchbooks, longbow + wooden arrows, 1 stone axe, food and water for two days (non-perishable).

Inquisitor_Dust · 2013-07-07T15:20:05.000Z

[quote=“Accursed91, post:837, topic:47”]Encountered a Jabberwock for the first time, sadly enough i didn’t have my Jabberwock hunting kit with me (and yes, i do have one prepared*) so it didn’t end well…

But i am at least happy that i have encountered one

What’s in the kit: 2 disposable LAW launchers, a Remington 700 with regular ammo, 3 molotovs + lighter, medical supplies, 2 matchbooks, longbow + wooden arrows, 1 stone axe, food and water for two days (non-perishable).[/quote]
That is quite the kit, congrats on planning ahead.

woflsipder · 2013-07-07T16:07:25.000Z

woow , all that huge ass kit that probably exceeds the inventory limit , when all you really need is a heavy stick and a lighter.

Inquisitor_Dust · 2013-07-07T19:38:38.000Z

woflsipder:

woow , all that huge ass kit that probably exceeds the inventory limit , when all you really need is a heavy stick and a lighter.

Could be worse, all my characters end up as hoarder nomads who refuse to use vehicles or stay in any one place for more than a day. They carry ALL their stuff with them, ALL the time. I should really just settle down sometime.