What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

DerpMcgee · 2013-05-26T05:08:17.000Z

[quote=“Hamsmagoo, post:640, topic:47”]Walked out into the woods to dump this gallon jug of ammonia.

Accidentally drank it, instead. :([/quote]

How did it taste?

Grossor · 2013-05-26T07:53:37.000Z

I just registered and rejoined Cataclysm after a 6+ month hiatus, and boy, has it changed… and for the better!

Hamsmagoo · 2013-05-26T15:17:14.000Z

[quote=“DerpMcgee, post:641, topic:47”][quote=“Hamsmagoo, post:640, topic:47”]Walked out into the woods to dump this gallon jug of ammonia.

Accidentally drank it, instead. :([/quote]

How did it taste?[/quote]

My character didn’t enjoy it. Luckily my fridge was full of lots of delicious food to bring my morale back up. Probably should have left that mushroom alone, though…

KA101 · 2013-05-27T00:31:49.000Z

[quote=“Nighthawk, post:639, topic:47”]Everything seemed fine, until I started vomiting up live spores and fungus stalks came up through my hands, breaking both of my arms.
Also, 92 pain. That was pretty crippling. My meth only lasted me down the road before a cougar finished me off.

Don’t mess with fungus, people.[/quote]
Gas Mask as a barrier or Blood Filter/Royal Jelly to fix.

You can upgrade Honey Comb to Royal Jelly at Cooking 6 or so.

DevilRanger · 2013-05-27T04:06:41.000Z

Tried leading a bunch of imaginary giant ants over a Dissector, suddenly gibs and the lab’s got a new paintjob and there’s a bunch of edible meat parts all over the place.
Who would’ve guessed hallucinations would taste so good.

kastor246 · 2013-05-27T04:24:08.000Z

[quote=“DevilRanger, post:645, topic:47”]Tried leading a bunch of imaginary giant ants over a Dissector, suddenly gibs and the lab’s got a new paintjob and there’s a bunch of edible meat parts all over the place.
Who would’ve guessed hallucinations would taste so good.[/quote] Ah good old hallucination meat…

vultures · 2013-05-27T04:34:09.000Z

I fixed a broken computer down at the labs and it burned me for it.
I could quote robot chicken, but MTV did quote suprema "Give the dog a bone"
So if you find a working PC down there fellas, have sex with it at first.

Nighthawk · 2013-05-28T00:21:56.000Z

-410 morale.

Fetuses. That is all.

Accursed91 · 2013-05-28T11:03:17.000Z

Stumbled upon a web spider nest in a forest on the other side of town, now i hate spiders so i decided to be “better safe than sorry” and threw a molotov coctail at it. That was over five ingame days ago and it is still burning pretty heavily!

PiotraperPL · 2013-05-28T18:43:44.000Z

[quote=“Nighthawk, post:648, topic:47”]-410 morale.

Fetuses. That is all.[/quote]
“I shall eat this fetus to gain it’s powers!” ~Random YouTube user commenting jefmajor’s video.

halberdsturgeon · 2013-05-28T23:30:31.000Z

[quote=“Nighthawk, post:648, topic:47”]-410 morale.

Fetuses. That is all.[/quote]

Needed more salt.

Accursed91:

Stumbled upon a web spider nest in a forest on the other side of town, now i hate spiders so i decided to be “better safe than sorry” and threw a molotov coctail at it. That was over five ingame days ago and it is still burning pretty heavily!

Yes, fires, like all things in Cataclysm, are suspended in time when your character isn’t near them. You don’t notice it most of the time, but the eternal bonfires can be a bit jarring.

DerpMcgee · 2013-05-29T02:07:42.000Z

I encased a Giant frog in a room.

His name is now Fred.

kastor246 · 2013-05-29T02:31:35.000Z

[quote=“DerpMcgee, post:652, topic:47”]I encased a Giant frog in a room.

His name is now Fred.[/quote] Why not joe :O?

GunnerX · 2013-05-29T04:15:52.000Z

[quote=“kastor246, post:653, topic:47”][quote=“DerpMcgee, post:652, topic:47”]I encased a Giant frog in a room.

His name is now Fred.[/quote] Why not joe :O?[/quote]
Because Fred the frog is obviously superior, still it should be named Fritz.

DerpMcgee · 2013-05-29T05:54:50.000Z

[quote=“GunnerX, post:654, topic:47”][quote=“kastor246, post:653, topic:47”][quote=“DerpMcgee, post:652, topic:47”]I encased a Giant frog in a room.

His name is now Fred.[/quote] Why not joe :O?[/quote]
Because Fred the frog is obviously superior, still it should be named Fritz.[/quote]

Do not disobey Fred the great Hypno frog.

Zaweri_Runewright · 2013-05-29T07:45:09.000Z

Found out that spiders do not like pedal vehicles.

Nopkar · 2013-05-29T08:04:41.000Z

Zaweri Runewright:

Found out that spiders do not like pedal vehicles.

they also do not like fire. I apply it in superfluous amounts to any and all arachnids I see, and even some I don’t for that matter.

Accursed91 · 2013-05-29T14:35:04.000Z

Nopkar:

[quote=“Zaweri Runewright, post:656, topic:47”]Found out that spiders do not like pedal vehicles.

they also do not like fire. I apply it in superfluous amounts to any and all arachnids I see, and even some I don’t for that matter.[/quote]

I have actually started to carry at least two molotov coctails with me at all times in case i run into giant creepy crawlies. Now granted, i haven’t had to use them as of yet (or well, not since i burned that web spiders nest to the ground… It is still burning by the way! :D) but it feels good to have them in case i need them.

DerpMcgee · 2013-05-29T18:40:56.000Z

No, but zombie hulks love them.

And by love them, I mean they love to beat your head in with your bike.

TonicEngine · 2013-05-29T21:28:39.000Z

Made a character, used wish menu to give him a katana, and went out to have !fun!. During a furious living room zombie battle, the fact that it got stuck in a zed went unnoticed, and in the process of finishing the rest with my fists, I broke my left leg. The game tells me I require the services of a surgeon. I guess it’s time to limp to an evac shelter and kill myself so the next guy can have my sword.