I will preface this by saying that I am using a character with a set of unnatural (cheat) base stats from character creation.
After having cleared the town (and hording everything) I started clearing out the subway/sewers but with only one Subway entrance and five manholes exploring the subway/sewers on foot was rather time consuming. This led me to bring a bycycle down piece by piece- But pedaling that though the sewage got tiring very quickly, even if it does freshen it up a little, so I had to strap the largest engine I could find to it and make it into a Tri’ke. With that extra move I immeadately found myself deep down the obscenely long sewers that the giant ants were invading, where dismounting to loot the corpses and was too risky, so I stopped stopping entirely. While opting to snatch items things up at ever increasing speeds, I soon realised that there is time in the longer tunnels to cook a meals or read a magazine if I slow down.
Well things continued to escalate and soon I was some sort of amphibious post-apocolaypic polo jockey thundering down these tunnels at a comfortable 112 kph, with a hotplate in on hand, a magazine in the other- I even did an almost perfect powerslide when I forgot what state my cruise control was in.
sigh inevitably I had to try…
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I would like to imagine that this hubris was punished by the logical consequences of leaning down to the earth to mash a knife through a carcass while charging though a turblent surf of sewage and hostile giant ants whilst overburdened by a pack full of preowned pornography and metal, in a confined space over uneven terrain, while wearing skant but two skirts, a rain jacket and steel toed boots for protection…[/spoiler]
…and I crashed so hard I hit the desktop.
(I think that % at the top of the screen was the carcass in question.)
So now that I need to do all of that again; I’m thinking I might try to find a bigger engine.