What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

xelivous · 2013-03-03T01:10:24.000Z

[quote=“Fireheart, post:176, topic:47”]Going into caves is a baaaaad idea
I got literally swarmed by sewer rats and died[/quote]

Yea, I had that happen on a character too. Although his fate was just a touch more cruel.

I was running away from jumping spiders near the end of the first night, and tried to duck into a cave before it started turning to day. Unfortunately for me, a horde of sewer rats were lying in wait. I tried fleeing around the cave, but quickly got surrounded. That was when they chopped off all of his limbs, and continuously fed on his badly gimped body.

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Unfortunately for my character, he had some sick gear protecting his torso/head that the rats couldn’t penetrate.

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So my character ended up getting gnawed on for 10 straight days, until a bear came along and somehow managed to get an attack off on him.

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Ironically, the username for this character was “Kill me now”.

AseaHeru · 2013-03-03T01:16:51.000Z

thats when you Q-Y

xelivous · 2013-03-03T01:26:18.000Z

AseaHeru:

thats when you Q-Y

I wanted to see how high i could get the pain counter.

it topped out at ~8420

Fireheart · 2013-03-03T01:33:27.000Z

Oh my god that is hilarious. Actually right now I ran into a cave to escape a fungal zombie horde and I was like wait rats. So I went up and now I am currently being chased by rats and possibly zombies at 8:00 PM without a flashlight

Srath47 · 2013-03-03T05:45:24.000Z

So i found out about this game two or so days ago, read up about it, watched some lets plays… then though well ill begin my adventure with a random character

From the start it just was bad… something had crashed into the evac shelter when i was walking to the NPC… she was killed on impact. then the wolves came… 8 of 'em, i somehow managed to kill them all with a bit of rebar, with taking very minimal damage to my torso. i had read about the Zombie start spawning at 9:30 or something like that. by the time i kill the wolves and made it to town, there where zombies everywhere.

The future is very dismal for Srath I

system · 2013-03-03T06:10:01.000Z

Lemme guess, one F jef?

system · 2013-03-03T15:41:29.000Z

I joined the apocalypse again today. I derped in town until 9:00 the hauled ass to a mansion far away from town. I herped and derped and I read books. I got a car. Then I read some more. I ran out of food (pool water was bad for me, but stand able). I walked outside and (animal empathy) i saw a bear that was ignoring me. I was attempting to get wood to cook food. The bear was standing on my wood. I approached the bear (idiotically saying that the bear was a cool bro) and I was 4 hit killed.

The moral is that bears are dicks.

Rutilant · 2013-03-03T15:43:57.000Z

[quote=“gtaguy, post:187, topic:47”]I joined the apocalypse again today. I derped in town until 9:00 the hauled ass to a mansion far away from town. I herped and derped and I read books. I got a car. Then I read some more. I ran out of food (pool water was bad for me, but stand able). I walked outside and (animal empathy) i saw a bear that was ignoring me. I was attempting to get wood to cook food. The bear was standing on my wood. I approached the bear (idiotically saying that the bear was a cool bro) and I was 4 hit killed.

The moral is that bears are dicks.[/quote]

One night I found a semi truck. That morning after I woke up and stepped outside, a bear came out of hiding from behind my truck and charged my when I tried to climb back up into my cab. It was in the door before I could close it and I got eaten.

Damn bears.

Fireheart · 2013-03-03T20:41:23.000Z

Restarted my world after getting bored with the same old things over again. Now having a so far I’ve been having a good run I have a wood ax which is apparently rare and I’m in a Science lab with a lot of supplies. The only bad thing is no vehicle to get to town to raid at night. Also had a slight mishap in the basement of the lab with a turret, but I’m fine now
Edit: I agree with bears are dicks. I slept in bed to heal myself a little and I woke up in the morning then in the hallway outside of where I slept there was a bear… I killed it, but I was bleeding and had no bandages I ran around looking for stuff to heal me, but I finally succumbed to my wounds.

Slicer · 2013-03-03T23:15:35.000Z

You ever heard the phrase “Has enough food to last through the apocalypse”?

Well, it’s the apocalypse, and I think I finally might have enough non-perishable food. Finally found that axe I was looking for. Should probably find a raincoat so I don’t get soaked, but today I just stayed indoors, practicing. Got more clothes than I know what to do with. Someone should have told me wolves make sheep-related allergies flare up. Was going to go out to collect alcohol (not for drinking, for other uses) once the rain cleared up… but then the drizzle came back, and this time it was acid.

I keep thinking that somewhere, people are riding around in vehicles, which I’ve never been able to find. Or maybe opening portals- I have one of those portal generators, by the way. Don’t think I ever want to use it. Not really interested in getting eaten by what’s on the other side.

Me, I’m spending my time throwing rocks and wooden spears against a wall until I get really good at it.

Reservoir · 2013-03-03T23:24:18.000Z

Day 1:Made a mechanic, found motorbike in garage, Shitload of zombies. Surviving with water from rivers and strawberries.
Day 2:Bike ran out of fuel, stole golf cart. The next city was infected with cougars, I killed them all with a blade. Garage and loads of tape to cover the windows. Why would you use sheets or curtains to cover windows?
Day 3: My golf cart has now a flamethrower. God bless crates.
Day 4: Farm, food, reading, kill the zombie farmer.
Day 4.5: Cougar in my golf cart. Bladed it. Save the game and quit

Fireheart · 2013-03-03T23:25:46.000Z

Why are people so good at this game

system · 2013-03-03T23:28:26.000Z

I burned to death while freezing to death after starting a fire inside a building to keep warm. The fire killed all my limbs, but I had a gas mask so i didn’t die. After that my epic slowness and no clothing and many status effects let me freeze to death in 20 turns… Six tiles from first aid.

Fireheart · 2013-03-03T23:34:03.000Z

Nice
Oh temperature why are you so weird

system · 2013-03-04T00:32:40.000Z

I had no clothing, no roof, and it was raining.

But yeah.

Arczix · 2013-03-04T01:59:02.000Z

Hi! I’m new to the forums but not to the game, so hi everyone! I hope it will be a lot of fun here
I had very strange happening today. As always i started the game and created a new world. At the shelter i meet my first friend with Desert Eagle .44. My new world has some stores, restaurants, bars etc. My first task was to gather some alcohol and make some molotovs for fun, so i targeted the closest store and started the traveling to it. And then the REAL fun started:
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I was thinking: WTF is happening???!? But my fellow mate didn’t, he started to shoot every single cat and dog out there. It was just BLAM BLAM BLAM, crazy psycho with Deagle. When he lost all of his ammo on the poor animals, he just stared to run after them and kick the shit out them asses. After while it looked like this:
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Ps. I want to say sorry for my terrible, terrible english.

Fireheart · 2013-03-04T02:07:07.000Z

lol that is hilarious

Greiger · 2013-03-04T02:24:37.000Z

Just ate a marloss berry. For all the big secrecy that it is [sub][sub][sup][sup]basically a glorified bottle of purifier[/sup][/sup][/sub][/sub] seems kinda weak.

With all the secrecy, I expected it to cure cancer by making it jump out of my mouth singing hello my baby and become an immortal supercompanion or something.

We need spoiler tags

Fireheart · 2013-03-04T03:43:10.000Z

One of my best character died after a night raid on a nearby town and I was running to my current base, LMOE shelter, and on the way I got jumped by Giant Worms and something called a Graboid

Rutilant · 2013-03-04T03:51:16.000Z

Fireheart:

One of my best character died after a night raid on a nearby town and I was running to my current base, LMOE shelter, and on the way I got jumped by Giant Worms and something called a Graboid

Ever seen the movie Tremors?

Graboid.

By the way - Rare graboid attacks in gun nut basements please. Only after you add an elephant gun though.