We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Random_dragon · 2015-04-27T13:59:54.000Z

We could always just code the game to instead run on DF lever and pressure plate logic, to be operated entirely by playing a different game. owo

Azrad · 2015-04-27T19:36:20.000Z

Extending your pinky. Makes you feel fancy whenever you do something (whether it’s drinking booze or sewing up some clothes) in exchange for a reduction in dexterity and some added hand encumbrance.

Pthalocy · 2015-04-28T01:32:59.000Z

New trait: British

Exists solely to remove the pinky-extendo encumbrance penalty, and you no longer have to toggle the ability to gain it’s bonuses.

Random_dragon · 2015-04-28T01:37:26.000Z

Cthlulhu. Powerful mind-bending monster with a crippling vulnerability to steamboats. I’m sorry, not using the Boat Mod? Sucks to be you.

Obscure · 2015-04-28T16:52:26.000Z

Did anyone else think of Monty Python’s dead parrot sketch with that bird in a cage suggestion.

“this is one ex-parrot! if you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up daisies!”

Wally-kun · 2015-04-28T21:34:39.000Z

A skeletal parrot boss monster, aligned to the triffids of course.

It’s basically a giant Monty Python reference and completely broken and imbalanced. One of its abilities includes crashing the game on you and corrupting your save.

Azrad · 2015-04-29T08:16:30.000Z

Aside from the mutated arms and legs you can find on labs, add in mutated torsos and heads alongside them. With a sewing kit, you can create your own weird ass mutated body!

Random_dragon · 2015-04-29T08:18:10.000Z

Azrad:

Aside from the mutated arms and legs you can find on labs, add in mutated torsos and heads alongside them. With a sewing kit, you can create your own weird ass mutated body!

And then it eats you in an attempt to unmutate itself.

Azrad · 2015-04-29T15:11:39.000Z

Random_dragon:

[quote=“Azrad, post:1947, topic:3101”]Aside from the mutated arms and legs you can find on labs, add in mutated torsos and heads alongside them. With a sewing kit, you can create your own weird ass mutated body!

And then it eats you in an attempt to unmutate itself.[/quote]

What? The nerve of that mutant! I was planning on giving it a top hat and a suit to make it FANCY!

Random_dragon · 2015-04-29T15:34:13.000Z

Then it’ll just eat your liver while enjoying a glass of fine wine. owo

Pthalocy · 2015-04-29T20:08:21.000Z

Is there a way to mutate redundant livers? I WANT TO LIVE I NEED MORE LIVERS.

Wally-kun · 2015-04-29T20:10:15.000Z

An option to start the game as a shrew. No clothes fit whatsoever except for a rag/leather piece/ect, which serves the role as a sheet on a human. Max weight: 2 pounds.

Pthalocy · 2015-04-29T22:51:53.000Z

Secret sapient rat colonies that don’t come with gross rat-kings like the usual swarms. Instead they just steal your food and batteries, and electrical supplies.

If you start as a shrew they’re considered a joinable faction. Cats generally take the role of jabberwockies, which you may be tasked with dealing with in order to join.

Azrad · 2015-04-30T13:28:37.000Z

Historically inaccurate viking helmets! Helmets with horns. Heavier than normal helmets, and more volume, but can provide that headbutt attack a horn mutation has.

Steel folding chairs, a staple to pro-wrestlers everywhere!

Slings that can throw grenades really, really, really far.

Random_dragon · 2015-04-30T17:34:31.000Z

So then we can have stereotypical vikings as a profession?

I would prefer a real viking with a nasal helmet, light or no armor, a spear and round shield though. :V

Also, another idea: a loudener for your gun. HOW CAN YER SHOOTA 'AV ENUFF DAKKA IF IT AIN’T LOUD ENUFF, YA SILLY 'UMIE?

Eric · 2015-04-30T20:05:55.000Z

Azrad:

Slings that can throw grenades really, really, really far.

-> Actually, why couldn’t/wouldn’t you use a sling to whip grenades at enemies who would normally be out of throwing range?

-Soviet Russia mode

-“Lee Everett Mode”, where the character can examine objects and point out completely obvious things.

“It’s a bowl of fruit”

“It’s a handgun”

“It’s a police car”

“It’s a walker”

“It’s a can of soda”

-“Walking Dead Mode”, where the word “zombie” is completely replaced by the word “walker”, and all ranged weapons have an unbelievably high accuracy + headshot chance.

Azrad · 2015-04-30T21:18:42.000Z

Energy sources via shocker slaves. Shocker brute slaves have enough light for crafting, and weak light for slow reading. I wanna stick jumper cables on them and collect energy for storage batteries!

Nighthawk · 2015-04-30T22:37:21.000Z

Wally-kun:

An option to start the game as a shrew. No clothes fit whatsoever except for a rag/leather piece/ect, which serves the role as a sheet on a human. Max weight: 2 pounds.

Give said shrew characters such insane dodge bonuses that you can easily kill most things because no attack will ever hit you.

Pthalocy · 2015-05-01T00:40:15.000Z

Nighthawk:

[quote=“Wally-kun, post:1952, topic:3101”]An option to start the game as a shrew. No clothes fit whatsoever except for a rag/leather piece/ect, which serves the role as a sheet on a human. Max weight: 2 pounds.

Give said shrew characters such insane dodge bonuses that you can easily kill most things because no attack will ever hit you.[/quote]

until they throw a lighter instead of try to eat it and swing a 2x4 at you

RAM · 2015-05-01T01:15:56.000Z

Defence mode with a pause button that stops anything but the player from acting. So you can craft up a bunch of landmines, place them around an attacker, walk away, and then restart time and watch it take a step…

On a more serious note, I would kind of like an unlimited time, limited resources option…