We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Pthalocy · 2015-01-08T09:05:54.000Z

Llamageddon:

Vehicle cushions made out of meat, meat plating, meat bumpers. Don’t ask why.

Because it’s delicious, and in the event of a fiery vehicular collision, you get cooked meat (fresh) (hot)'s splatter everywhere instead of scrap metal. Yummy.

Slax · 2015-01-08T09:08:04.000Z

Hunger attacks.

system · 2015-01-08T13:02:01.000Z

Spider on a stick.
Spider gun.
Spider whip.
Throwing spider.
Spider armor.
Spider spider.

Datanazush · 2015-01-08T13:07:57.000Z

EDIBLE LIVE SPIDERS. The bigger the better.

Also, RELOAD_ONE for all guns, I mean, you are inserting rounds into the magazine/belt/whatever manually right now, just model it realistically. Better load up your MG’s before you head out.

system · 2015-01-08T13:08:09.000Z

Chance of O&S, Gaping Dragon and Capra Deamon with 2 wolves spawning. Thick walls of fog prevent espace. Good luck.

system · 2015-01-08T14:00:16.000Z

Rookie:

Chance of O&S, Gaping Dragon and Capra Deamon with 2 wolves spawning. Thick walls of fog prevent espace. Good luck.

Why not just three jabberwocks? They’re much deadlier than any wolves.

Jakers · 2015-01-08T14:18:40.000Z

[quote=“trusty_patches, post:843, topic:3101”]Spider on a stick.
Spider gun.
Spider whip.
Throwing spider.
Spider armor.
Spider spider.[/quote]

Poor spiders :-:

Unless everything apart from the spider on a stick is made from live spiders somehow, in that case I rate it 8/8

AllisonW · 2015-01-08T14:26:50.000Z

[quote=“trusty_patches, post:843, topic:3101”]Spider on a stick.
Spider gun.
Spider whip.
Throwing spider.
Spider armor.
Spider spider.[/quote]

I think at least three of those are in the game.

That said, a suggestion: jenkem

oh shit that’s in the game too

Llamageddon · 2015-01-08T18:25:52.000Z

Expanding on meaty vehicle components, spider legs(wheels), spider eyes(cameras), and spider fur(armor) for vehicles.

SiegeLion · 2015-01-08T18:46:54.000Z

Expanding on my don’t sleep near cats idea

There’s a chance the cat will instead sleep on your face, suffocating you in your sleep.
Usually you will wake up but there is a small chance the RNG will decide you stay asleep and die instead.

Having woken up to a cat on my face, its quite a disorientating experience, although I did shortly fall back asleep without moving the cat and woke up completely fine.

Hardluck · 2015-01-08T18:57:12.000Z

[quote=“trusty_patches, post:843, topic:3101”]Spider on a stick.
Spider gun.
Spider whip.
Throwing spider.
Spider armor.
Spider spider.[/quote]

Boiled spider [old]
Appetizing!

RAM · 2015-01-08T19:05:37.000Z

wilson7755:

I want a deadly death tesla cannon OF DEATH. And it’s deadly

I want whatever Tesla used to cause the Tunguska Event…

Slax · 2015-01-08T21:49:43.000Z

Werms. Worms. Worms. Wer… wer- hahAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT’S LIKE BEING THE FOREST!

Drugs.

And obligatory weapon intros every time you try to read about them. CANNOT USE WEAPON IF SKIPPED.
Totally, Snake.

Jakers · 2015-01-08T23:16:03.000Z

Bear Grylls Survival Guide that unlocks the secret to drinking your own piss.

Piss in a bottle can also be thrown to ensure critical hits.

wilson7755 · 2015-01-08T23:33:02.000Z

[quote=“Jakers, post:854, topic:3101”]Bear Grylls Survival Guide that unlocks the secret to drinking your own piss.

Piss in a bottle can also be thrown to ensure critical hits.[/quote]
No, it would work better if you pissed in a glass jar but it’s okay if you want to try to throw plastic bottles of piss at enimes.

RAM · 2015-01-09T00:36:23.000Z

Scent-marking, because the other survivors need to know whose territory they are messing with. Obviously certain mutation lines would aid in producing and detecting scented territory, but the mundane aroma of hobo should suffice…

Jakers · 2015-01-09T01:03:35.000Z

[quote=“wilson7755, post:855, topic:3101”][quote=“Jakers, post:854, topic:3101”]Bear Grylls Survival Guide that unlocks the secret to drinking your own piss.

Piss in a bottle can also be thrown to ensure critical hits.[/quote]
No, it would work better if you pissed in a glass jar but it’s okay if you want to try to throw plastic bottles of piss at enimes.[/quote]

Did I imply it’s a plastic bottle? Glass bottles exist, believe it or not. Quite mind-blowing, I know!

wilson7755 · 2015-01-09T01:42:56.000Z

Oh, sorry.

Slax · 2015-01-09T03:45:35.000Z

Toolbox, pen, plastic bottle…
The PLASTIC DEATH bong.

kevin.granade · 2015-01-09T05:28:50.000Z

Alasnuyo:

Spawn pools for triffids/fungus/slimes/etc will increase overtime and cover more areas of the overmap to simulate things happening/alien terraforming outside the reality bubble. Therefore, survivors who prefers to stay cooped up in their bunkers will soon find triffids/fungus/slimes/etc knocking on their front doors. If the survivors won’t come to monsters, the monsters will have to come to the survivors.

This is planned actually.