We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

RAM · 2015-09-29T22:22:00.000Z

Well, chainsaw arm C.B.M. is nice and all, but why not just chop off your hand and tape a chainsaw to the stump? I am sure that you could fill it with diesel and pull the starter cord one-handed…

Dampe · 2015-09-29T22:23:48.000Z

RAM:

Well, chainsaw arm C.B.M. is nice and all, but why not just chop off your hand and tape a chainsaw to the stump? I am sure that you could fill it with diesel and pull the starter cord one-handed…

Because standard chainsaws are heavy AF, and I don’t think just tape would be able to hold it onto your arm.
Also, you would lose a lot of blood doing that.

Random_dragon · 2015-09-29T22:27:54.000Z

Dampe:

[quote=“RAM, post:2561, topic:3101”]Well, chainsaw arm C.B.M. is nice and all, but why not just chop off your hand and tape a chainsaw to the stump? I am sure that you could fill it with diesel and pull the starter cord one-handed…

Because standard chainsaws are heavy AF, and I don’t think just tape would be able to hold it onto your arm.
Also, you would lose a lot of blood doing that.[/quote]

That’s why this is the bad ideas thread.

Replace ALL your limbs with chainsaws. Even your head. o3o

Xfin · 2015-09-30T00:35:53.000Z

chainsaw shurikens!

(…wouldn’t know how to even attempt to throw it while its active…)

Catfoodbob · 2015-09-30T00:47:14.000Z

[quote=“Xfin, post:2564, topic:3101”]chainsaw shurikens!

(…wouldn’t know how to even attempt to throw it while its active…)[/quote]
Lazer chainsaw shuriken… might need to add a flamethrower and big bang canister as well.

RAM · 2015-09-30T04:21:21.000Z

Piranha, Albino, Cross-country. A giant yellow mouth that flops across the landscape chomping everything. If it eats any pills then it doubles its speed, strength, and instantly regains all its health and continues to do so for several seconds.

If you finish a comic book then you get a code that you can enter into a vending machine to get a special X-ray glasses item. If you wear them, then clothing items are omitted from all lists. Well, okay, they would still be in crafting menus because that clothing is still theoretical…

mimetic attack images on consoles.

You should be able to put diamonds into communication equipment to produce death-lasers of death,

Rebuild the game from scratch in the X-com Apocalypse engine.

Coolthulhu · 2015-09-30T07:25:56.000Z

Zombie sharks with legs
Zombie jetpackers
Zombie nudist beach

Capes. They don’t do anything but make you look like a superhero

Meme references in descriptions

Sex and race of a zombie displayed in the description. Sex and race affecting zombie evolutions.

Zombie hordes themed after political manifestation and parades

Basement mapgen with lots of junk food, a console and a single fat zombie or skeleton. High chance of dropping Japanese melee weaponry.

Confederate flag item

Arek_PL · 2015-09-30T08:13:06.000Z

RAM:

Rebuild the game from scratch in the X-com Apocalypse engine.

Build giant armored deathmobile
1 tile of floor under it gets damaged
whole construction is destroyed

RAM · 2015-09-30T09:49:25.000Z

Yes, but then the whole building collapses in a glorious hail of debris. I mean, seriously, if you want to see zed axis done right, play Apocalypse with a team of flying troops with swords and demolition charges…

Eric · 2015-10-05T01:21:45.000Z

Zombie Doge as a new joke enemy.

From the south your hear “wow”

From the south you hear “very zombie”

From the south you hear “such bite”

Catfoodbob · 2015-10-05T02:56:19.000Z

and when it kills you it says Much Brains

Random_dragon · 2015-10-05T05:23:34.000Z

Such suggestion, very derp.

Arek_PL · 2015-10-05T11:41:45.000Z

Very Doge

Laughing_Fool · 2015-10-05T13:14:47.000Z

There are gyms already in game, why not add the option to use them? Strength and endurance boost, steroids, tren hard eat clen, we all gonna make it brah.

Coolthulhu · 2015-10-05T14:38:15.000Z

Laughing Fool:

There are gyms already in game, why not add the option to use them? Strength and endurance boost, steroids, tren hard eat clen, we all gonna make it brah.

Because we have no good downsides for them. No saunas to get a heart attack in.

RAM · 2015-10-05T19:48:24.000Z

Why not just make it a trade instead of an increase. Spend 48 hours straight lifting weights, your strength goes through the roof, but it turns out that maybe you were not quite as intellectual as you previously assumed…

Slax · 2015-10-05T23:20:35.000Z

Music Hipster trait.
Your character starts bitching and moaning about every single thing he listens to. Player gets -50 mood.

Catfoodbob · 2015-10-06T00:32:15.000Z

[quote=“Slax, post:2577, topic:3101”]Music Hipster trait.
Your character starts bitching and moaning about every single thing he listens to. Player gets -50 mood.[/quote]
HIPPPSTERRRR Zombies…

RAM · 2015-10-06T02:38:05.000Z

You may think so, but you are forgetting the music hipster rule 34…

Litppunk · 2015-10-06T02:41:12.000Z

rule 34:
See above 33 rules. There are no rules aside from hate all that is mainstream.