We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Random_dragon · 2015-09-17T15:46:17.000Z

Ah, but it isn’t a fundamentally FUBAR trait if it gives points to play. XP

Pthalocy · 2015-09-18T04:22:09.000Z

RAM:

Add small talking animals that can be tamed to grant the survivor magical abilities or add their pelts to worn items to grant anything the stylish property.

Add new Class: Disney princess

Logrin · 2015-09-18T05:07:23.000Z

Fungaloid Hulks

RAM · 2015-09-18T08:52:44.000Z

Pthalocy:

[quote=“RAM, post:2486, topic:3101”]Add small talking animals that can be tamed to grant the survivor magical abilities or add their pelts to worn items to grant anything the stylish property.

Add new Class: Disney princess[/quote]
Wow, so overpowered, imagine how easy it would be to get feathers for arrows, all the archer survivors would get this.

Disney Villain trait: If any children, dogs, cats, parrots, or anything else even remotely correlating to “cute” leaves your vision with its life intact, then you get a morale debuff that lasts for a season.

Catfoodbob · 2015-09-18T20:52:08.000Z

OH NO, Oh no, ohno… OH YEAAH

Onisuzume · 2015-09-19T09:56:09.000Z

Once dual-wielding is implemented, we’ll be needing a Barbarian trait which allows you to dual-wield two-handed weapons.

RAM · 2015-09-19T11:03:16.000Z

Once dual-wielding is implemented we will need a materials update so that we can dual-wield our own vomit, on fire, with spikes.

On the topic of dual-wielding, I have heard that it is generally impractical, although I cannot help but suspect that it may have some uses in the field of suppression at range and distraction in melee. Of course dual-wielding would be nice for shields and gauntlets, which are somewhat more practical…

Arek_PL · 2015-09-19T18:06:10.000Z

or to use your minigun and blooper at one time

Pthalocy · 2015-09-20T00:25:52.000Z

RAM:

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:2502, topic:3101”][quote=“RAM, post:2486, topic:3101”]Add small talking animals that can be tamed to grant the survivor magical abilities or add their pelts to worn items to grant anything the stylish property.

Add new Class: Disney princess[/quote]
Wow, so overpowered, imagine how easy it would be to get feathers for arrows, all the archer survivors would get this.

Disney Villain trait: If any children, dogs, cats, parrots, or anything else even remotely correlating to “cute” leaves your vision with its life intact, then you get a morale debuff that lasts for a season.[/quote]

You can also get the birds and rats to do all your tailoring for you.

Xfin · 2015-09-20T00:59:41.000Z

Here wonders if anyone ever like… said this one…

Talking dolls should activate if you go near one with a somewhat low chance of spawning ‘something’

Random_dragon · 2015-09-20T01:11:33.000Z

Or a demonic Furby.

Implying there’s any other kind.

Xfin · 2015-09-20T01:19:18.000Z

[quote=“Random_dragon, post:2511, topic:3101”]Or a demonic Furby.

Implying there’s any other kind.

here stills have one of them on a shelf somewhere…

Litppunk · 2015-09-20T02:11:13.000Z

stepping on tile with talking doll in it has small chance to:
a: instant death by slit throat.
b: heavy critical damage, bleeding and spawning of Evil Talking doll
c: injured leg, spawning of Evil talking doll
d: injured leg, destroyed Evil talking doll (often with knife you didn’t see before)
e: spawning of evil doll (It barely missed with a surprise lunge!) sudden pokemon fight music activates >insert ERMURGERD mashed referances fight<

f: you sprain your ankle tripping over the mutilated talking doll.
g: sudden appearance of pack of Evil talking dolls (including the one you walked on.)
h: doll just talks…and sings…loudly. -_- Who buys these obnoxious things anyways?
i: yea… all the other things that arn’t listed here

Random_dragon · 2015-09-20T02:33:03.000Z

We need balloons. And balloon animals.

Tonight. You.

Arek_PL · 2015-09-20T08:09:39.000Z

[quote=“Random_dragon, post:2514, topic:3101”]We need balloons. And balloon animals.

Tonight. You.

actualy nice idea, some target practice for laser weapons

Litppunk · 2015-09-20T15:27:59.000Z

military prototype: a cloaked humanoid with laser cannons surgically attached to its arms… someone went overboard and replaced the entire arm from the elbow down with the insane laser canons… unfortunately its mind is long gone and it seeks only to kill everything. requires per 15 to “see”

zombie military prototype: the thought of how the blob managed to get one of these terrifies you. you can only imagine it started eating rotted corpses or something in its frothing delerium… at least it doesn’t feel pain anymo…damit. Maybe its all in your head but it sure seems like without having to deal with insane amounts of pain 24/7 it looks like it might be MORE accurate than before. Not that you can see that of coarse, but the corpses indicate this is likely so. Curse the blob.

Random_dragon · 2015-09-20T15:43:54.000Z

That idea reminds me. Add a set of power armor with twin machineguns and twin rocket launchers. And NPCs using them alongside other conventionally armed NPCs, in sewers are the occasional public-monument-turned-UNATCO-headquarters.

Arek_PL · 2015-09-20T16:22:54.000Z

Random_dragon:

UNATCO-headquarters.

i wanted orange

Xfin · 2015-09-20T16:28:06.000Z

Arek_PL:

[quote=“Random_dragon, post:2517, topic:3101”]UNATCO-headquarters.

i wanted orange[/quote]
fear the maintenance man

Now where that gep gun…

Random_dragon · 2015-09-20T16:29:09.000Z

My vision is augmented.