And now, the latest in a long line of combat recreational vehicles I’ve presented to you; I present… The Daedalus CRV-2040
Weighing in at an astounding 21 Tons empty, the Daedalus is possibly the heaviest vehicle any civilian will ever drive but this weight won’t keep you from getting to wherever you plan on going, but it will make sure you get there in one piece. The Daedalus features enough armor to survive even a direct hit from a Northrup Emancipator, just in case those mechanical murder-bots should ever go haywire or you find yourself escaping from the most dangerous of riots. Even with all that armor, the Daedalus’ four V12 engines give it enough power to haul that 21 tons of steel at over a hundred miles an hour.
Not even the most reinforced of roadblocks will stop the Daedalus. Affixed to the impact-resistant hood of the vehicle is a battering ram, designed to keep the brunt of any impact away from the vital internals of the vehicle. As far as firepower is concerned the Daedalus features the most advanced in automated turret mounts, capable of mounting anything from tear-gas launchers, all the way up to a fully automatic 40mm grenade launcher, for when screaming “go away!” out the window just doesn’t keep angry citizens from trying to pry you from your vehicle.
But don’t let all this talk of armaments, armor, and weight make you think you’ll be rolling about inside of a closet. The interior of the Daedalus is fully furnished, a full-sized bed, television, satellite uplink for TV, internet, and communications, a completely functional kitchen unit, and even enough power from the electrical system to support the wildest dreams of a chemist, weaponsmith, and even a mounted arc-welder; useful for making repairs to the vehicle itself should it ever come down to that. While we’re on the subject of electrical systems, like a traditional vehicle the Daedalus can charge it’s batteries while driving, or just by leaving at least one of it’s engines idling, but the Daedalus’ roof has been practically paved in reinforced solar panels, strong enough to take a hit from a brick, cast by an angry citizen, or even a stray bullet without shattering.
You would think, that with all of that armor, and all of that luxury, the Daedalus wouldn’t feature much in the way of storage space. Well, you would be wrong. The Daedalus features a 160 Gallon tank for storing clean, drinkable water, useable in any situation as well as sporting an onboard water purification device should you find yourself by a lake and that 160 gallon tank running low. The gas tank sports an equally sized tank, allowing for even greater distance between those pricy stops at gas stations. As far as object storage is concerned the Daedalus not only have more traditional storage space than six pickup trucks, it also features removable panels under each aisle that conceal a sizeable box to store even more of your things.
On top of all those wonderful features the Daedalus also features a global positioning unit, perfect for tracking it wherever it may end up. A home theater system, so that you can listen to your music anywhere, or just drown out protesters. Remotely controllable doors and curtains, for making your life easier. And a powerful, and armored headlight system, designed to light your way through any situation.
[size=12pt]The Daedalus CRV-2040. A perfect blend of speed, size, luxury, and protection.[/size]
TL;DR: Sat down and built an MFB that’s about as perfect a balance of mobility and space as I can get. Also threw in a foldable vehicle I’ve dubbed the “Loot-N-Scoot”
