[quote=“sneakyfreaky, post:3, topic:207”]^ - plate
o - wheel, preferably big
= - trunk
= - trunk
- seat, controls, engine, battery/tank
= - trunk
= - trunk
= - trunk
o - wheel
A big electric engine makes it very comfortable, even with plating all over. It looks ridiculous but minimizes the risk with traps and mines, and it’s easier to puncture through things if needed.[/quote]
I swear to god you better have named it something phallic.
Imagine you’re a survivor in the apolcalypse. You have people to worry about, and a fungal tower stands tall in the distance, slowly expanding its influence to overtake your group. You all draw straws, and you’re tasked with trying to take it down. It’s all or nothing.
You’re outfitted with the best armor available, the best protection from the spores your group can spare. Dozens of molotovs and homemade explosives fill your duffle bag. It’s a suicide run, but you know it has to be done.
You reach the treeline after the trek through the forest. A quarter of a mile before you, you see the fungal tower, looming over everything. The grass under your feet is a cold gray, as spores slowly envelop the world around them. You close your eyes, knowing that is very well may be the last day you walk the earth. You sigh, your eyes tearing up, as you look at the tower again. It’s time to save your family, your friends - or die trying.
Suddenly a motherfucking truck decked out to shit comes screeching down the road at 100 mph blasting electro jazz and rams into the tower in an extremely loud crash, the base of the tower obscured by spores from the impact. A lout WRRRRRRRRRRR echoes through the air as the tower slowly falls over the side, landing onto the ground heavily in a ground-shaking thud.
You blink. Wat.