if it launches rockets i’ve probably named it “Go away”
“FaceOn!” -Shovel
-Jerrys Filth - Jerrycan of dirty water, reads “Jerrys Filth of water” when it has water
-Jerrys Clean out - jerrycan of clean water reads “Jerrys Clean out of clean water”…when it has water.
“Steven” - The Anti Material Turret.
“Bond” - The Walther PPK
"Here’s Johnny!" - The Fire Axe
And “Bob” - The H&K G80 Railgun
“great comunicator” - on combat chainsaw (bonus if you know reference)
“Hulk Basher” on my A7 laser rifle.