So I was able to get the potato to successfully connect to the internet via a serial cable connection to a spare laptop that I have docked to a docking station with a serial connection. I then connected it to watchcdda and saw if the game would be playable via a ssh link. Needless to say it dident go well :P. But it does connect. I suspect this is something to do with fonts my terminal cant understand.
Here you can see the serial ports being used to connect it to the interwebs via pppd and iptables nat.
Here is the main game menu on watchcdda. Note that all the other text before the screen session looks fine, its only in the game it does this.
Ingame its all a jumble.