Pictures of The Helmet of Tree Destruction
So the host of the Thanksgiving & Christmas parties (separate) had an incident with chopping down tree limbs at his house a week+ before Thanksgiving. A limb he was cutting fell and bashed his head in a little bit. He was ok, and only had to go to the hospital to get checked out and stuff but he got this gag gift along with everything else for Christmas.
Features:
[ul][li]Forward Mounted (wooden) log splitter[/li]
[li]Rear mounted Safety cone[/li]
[li]Flashing safety light resembling glowstick hanging from back[/li]
[li]various safety straps and buckles[/li]
[li]inverted plastic liner/strap for “crumple zone” (causing the helmet to sit 2+Inches above head)[/li]
[li]Sewed on cut up backpack strap for cushion against inverted plastic liner to lessen chance of loss of ears upon impact/comfort[/li]
[li]supervising branch-branch manager beaver from OSHA equipped with 2 micro-blueprints and a clipboard[/li]
[li]Warning label on front of safety cone with warning of Bullshit Ahead![/li]
[li]Safety goggles not dissimilar from the ones seen in school labs and accused of having sole purpose of making people look dorky[/li]
[li]Full sized mouth/nose filter for sawdust/painting etc…[/li][/ul]
It was placed in an ordinary cardboard box haphazardly labeled with various humorous labels including:
[ul][li]Notice sign noticing the irrelevance of notice sign[/li]
[li]Warning sign warning against distracting warning signs keeping ones attention away from important warning signs ahead[/li]
[li]aprox 5 “This Side Up” signs facing numerous improbable directions[/li]
[li]another bullshit ahead sign[/li]
[li]sign warning not to grab wrong end of chainsaw[/li][/ul]
