The End of an Era, or Alas, Poor Toaster Pastries

  1. Toaster pastries and other sweets are now less fun than cocaine (commit: 3c00bbd) — kevin.granade

Man, I’m gonna miss getting that mad survivor’s sugar rush, that’s been a thing since forever.
But then again, I guess it is about time it got fixed. Let’s all have a moment of silence for the ludicrous toaster pastry buff, source of silly memes and forum sigs galore.


God speed toaster pastries. I’ll never forget the time I ate four of you to do self surgery in an elated frenzy ;~;7