Teh Memorial (Waht happened in YOUR randomly-generated Apocalypse?)

For Maragret, from the vibrator.
A fine connoisseur of drinks, this pretty wench lost her mind for a hulk. Literally.

[spoiler]In memory of: Maragret Ely
She was an unemployed female when the apocalypse began.
She died on Spring of year 1, day 29, at 07:53:30.
She was killed in a mansion in the wilderness.

Cash on hand: $0

Final HP:
Head: 0/46
Torso: 42/46
L Arm: 39/46
R Arm: 46/46
L Leg: 35/46
R Leg: 37/46

Final Stats:
Str 11 Dex 6 Int 8 Per 12
Base Stats:
Str 11 Dex 6 Int 8 Per 12

Final Messages:
07:49:42 The zombie dies!1
07:49:54 That is a floor.1
07:49:54 Never mind.1
07:50:48 You harvest some salvageable bones!1
07:50:48 You butcher the corpse.1
07:50:48 You see here 1 tattered dress, 1 tattered long-sleeved shirt and 2 more items.1
07:52:00 You harvest some salvageable bones!1
07:52:00 You butcher the corpse.1
07:52:48 From the southeast you hear porcelain breaking!1
07:53:00 The feral hunter leaps!1
07:53:06 You whack the feral hunter for 17 damage.1
07:53:12 The feral hunter bites your right arm, but fails to penetrate armor!1
07:53:18 From the southeast you hear whump!2
07:53:18 You thrash the feral hunter for 32 damage. Critical!1
07:53:18 You block a lot of the damage with your reinforced baseball bat!1
07:53:18 The feral hunter hits your left arm.1
07:53:24 From the southeast you hear crash!1
07:53:24 The feral hunter hits your left arm.1
07:53:30 The feral hunter hits your torso, but your armor protects you.1
07:53:30 A blow from the zombie hulk sends you flying!1

Kills:
B - 1 bear
a - 1 giant bee
O - 3 blobs
o - 41 small blobs
Z - 8 boomers
Z - 3 huge boomers
d - 1 coyote
d - 1 coyote
d - 1 skeletal dog
d - 1 Z-9
O - 2 amoebic molds
W - 8 irradiated wanderers
e - 2 manhacks
M - 1 moose
s - 1 sewer snake
Z - 5 skeletons
s - 20 giant black widows
a - 1 giant wasp
B - 2 zombears
Z - 78 zombies
Z - 3 zombie brutes
z - 23 zombie children
Z - 6 zombie cops
Z - 5 corrosive zombies
Z - 5 crawling zombies
d - 4 zombie dogs
Z - 6 shocker zombies
Z - 6 fat zombies
Z - 1 bloated zombie
Z - 6 grabber zombies
Z - 3 hazmat zombies
Z - 2 zombie hulks
Z - 10 feral hunters
Z - 2 zombie masters
Z - 2 zombie necromancers
Z - 3 feral predators
Z - 6 decayed zombies
Z - 2 zombie scientists
Z - 5 shrieker zombies
Z - 3 smoker zombies
Z - 7 zombie soldiers
Z - 12 spitter zombies
Z - 3 swimmer zombies
Z - 13 tough zombies
Total kills: 319

Skills:
bartering: 0 (0%)
computers: 2 (0%)
construction: 2 (0%)
cooking: 2 (62%)
driving: 5 (84%)
electronics: 4 (0%)
fabrication: 3 (29%)
first aid: 0 (35%)
mechanics: 6 (62%)
speaking: 2 (0%)
survival: 3 (39%)
swimming: 0 (0%)
tailoring: 4 (32%)
trapping: 0 (0%)
archery: 0 (0%)
bashing weapons: 3 (54%)
cutting weapons: 2 (4%)
dodging: 3 (8%)
marksmanship: 2 (29%)
launchers: 2 (0%)
melee: 5 (20%)
piercing weapons: 4 (12%)
throwing: 0 (4%)
unarmed combat: 3 (49%)
handguns: 2 (85%)
rifles: 1 (0%)
shotguns: 2 (0%)
submachine guns: 2 (0%)

Traits:
Spiritual
Pretty
Weak Stomach
Frail
Poor Hearing
Languorous
(None)

Ongoing Effects:
Pain (28)
Bionics:
No bionics were installed.
Power: 0/0

Weapon:
X - baseball bat

Equipment:
e - pair of socks (fits)
U - pair of combat boots with butcher knife (fits)
b - panties (fits)
u - army pants (fits)
T - tool belt (fits)
D - pair of hand wraps (fits)
F - pair of leather armor gauntlets (fits)
! - pair of neoprene arm sleeves (fits)
q - pair of elbow pads (fits)
r - sleeveless trenchcoat (fits)
h - MBR vest (Kevlar plates) (fits)
z - dust mask
j - simple patchwork scarf (loose)
t - pair of sunglasses
B - mining helmet (100)
y - jade brooch
M - copper earring
C - gold dental grill
R - gold watch
E - silver necklace
K - silver earring
Y - silver earring
L - tie clip
w - plug
( - gold bracelet
/ - gold bracelet
& - gold earring
" - gold watch

- gold ring

Z - tie clip
k - holster with RM99 revolver+ (fits) (5)
W - sheath with tanto (fits)
H - backpack
J - gas mask

Inventory:
l - .50 BMG Ball (120)
v - 8x40mm caseless (10)
\ - pair of binoculars
: - camera pro (150)
I - cash card (5882)
^ - cash card (14903)
@ - cash card (33412)
; - cash card (186512)
o - crowbar
d - hacksaw
. - lighter (66)
s - wooden needle (112)
V - locksmith kit
i - pocket knife
a - towel
Q - wrench
G - plastic bottle of atomic coffee (2)
- glass bottle of Belgian ale (3)
_ - plastic bag of coffee powder (20)
S - glass bottle of rum & cola (3)
) - aluminum can of India pale ale (1)
- plastic bag of irradiated apple

    • cardboard box of raw lasagne
    • aluminum can of lemon-lime soda (1)
      = - small plastic bottle of salt (8)
      [ - first aid kit (1)
      O - aspirin (20)
      P - aspirin (20)
      p - caffeine pill (2)
      n - cigarette (8)
      N - plastic bottle of disinfectant (3)
      g - iodine tablet (9)
      A - joints [6]
      f - nicotine gum (9)
    • tramadol (8)
      m - vitamin (16)
      | - Top Gear magazine
    • The Big Book of First Aid
      } - The Complete Guide to Pitching
      { - plastic bag
      ] - plastic bag
      x - plastic bottle
      c - science ID card

Lifetime Stats
Distance walked: 12228 squares
Damage taken: 370 damage
Damage healed: 439 damage
Headshots: 1

Game History
| Year 1, Spring 1, 08:00:00 | evac shelter | Maragret Ely began their journey into the Cataclysm.
| Year 1, Spring 7, 15:19:48 | liquor store | Became addicted to alcohol.
| Year 1, Spring 9, 08:48:30 | pawn shop | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Spring 9, 11:14:24 | road | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 9, 11:15:48 | road | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 9, 12:39:24 | field | Threw up.
| Year 1, Spring 9, 12:54:12 | field | Became addicted to nicotine.
| Year 1, Spring 9, 12:56:36 | field | Threw up.
| Year 1, Spring 9, 15:33:12 | public works | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Spring 10, 02:31:48 | house | Became addicted to alcohol.
| Year 1, Spring 10, 07:40:06 | road | Threw up.
| Year 1, Spring 12, 16:00:00 | fema camp | Caught a cold.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 12:53:30 | road | Got over the cold.
| Year 1, Spring 17, 15:52:24 | house | Became addicted to alcohol.
| Year 1, Spring 19, 00:15:36 | road | Became addicted to alcohol.
| Year 1, Spring 19, 13:07:48 | road | Threw up.
| Year 1, Spring 19, 13:09:06 | road | Threw up.
| Year 1, Spring 19, 18:29:24 | road | Became wanted by the police!
| Year 1, Spring 19, 18:33:36 | road | Became wanted by the police!
| Year 1, Spring 19, 18:59:06 | road | Became wanted by the police!
| Year 1, Spring 19, 19:42:24 | gun store | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Spring 19, 19:46:24 | gun store | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Spring 19, 20:06:24 | gun store | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Spring 19, 20:07:18 | gun store | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Spring 19, 20:10:36 | gun store | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Spring 19, 20:26:06 | road | Became wanted by the police!
| Year 1, Spring 23, 11:48:42 | field | Killed a feral predator.
| Year 1, Spring 23, 12:29:54 | road | Killed a zombie hulk.
| Year 1, Spring 24, 12:19:00 | pawn shop | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Spring 25, 10:53:00 | pump station | Killed a feral predator.
| Year 1, Spring 25, 14:25:36 | field | Killed a feral predator.
| Year 1, Spring 27, 23:22:42 | house | Reached skill level 4 in electronics.
| Year 1, Spring 28, 09:02:00 | field | Killed a zombie hulk.
| Year 1, Spring 29, 07:47:36 | mansion | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 29, 07:53:30 | mansion | Maragret Ely was killed.
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