So an electrohack and some gloves go to a bar

Slax · 2013-11-04T10:35:40.000Z

The punchline is POWER GLOVE.

Tech gloves, power gloves. Call 'em what you want. They’re gloves with nifty features.
…and I want to see them in the game. ZAP! POW!

kevin.granade · 2013-11-04T15:04:40.000Z

It’s So Bad.

infectedmochi · 2013-11-04T15:09:32.000Z

Kevin Granade:

It’s So BadAss.

There, fix’d it for you :DD

Warning! Overwhelming epicness below.

kevin.granade · 2013-11-04T15:25:49.000Z

Woosh

EkarusRyndren · 2013-11-04T15:57:05.000Z

[quote=“Kevin Granade, post:4, topic:3812”]Woosh

Oh dear god it’s only right speaker audio, you’re terrible x.=.x

Slax · 2013-11-04T16:51:30.000Z

What has science done?!
But really, I want gadget gloves. And ads!

Caconym · 2013-11-04T17:01:16.000Z

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Birdie · 2013-11-04T20:00:25.000Z

I want a modular power glove, break apart a chain lightning CBM and tape it to the glove. BA-ZAP! Or instead, affix a combat knife to it and go stab happy.

vultures · 2013-11-05T09:15:48.000Z

…
So they went into the toilet after a couple of shots, and the Hack goes like:
"Whuza deal with ya overlup… overly… f*ck! Cockblocking the skill with yer encumberance, man?"
The Gloves look at each other briefly, and just a second before using the hand dryer they respond in one voice:
“You’re looking at the wrong dudes, man. Couldn’t you see we’re circumcised?”