Silly Things In Cataclysm That Make You Laugh

HunterAlpha1 · 2014-06-14T03:34:23.000Z

[quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:77, topic:6296”]Picking up a mininuke(active) from an NPC I debug killed, not realizing that bombs have apparently been fixed so that active bombs dropped by NPCs will actually go off.[/quote]Creating a new character in the same world and finding the same mininuke(active) that killed my last character, sitting there undamaged, picking it up, and killing my new character with it.

mininuke(active): 2
Survivors: 0

Creamy_Goodness · 2014-06-14T08:02:09.000Z

[quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:81, topic:6296”]mininuke(active): 2
Survivors: 0[/quote]

Cheer up fart king, is there really a more badass way to die in cataclysm?

Inquisitor_Dust · 2014-06-15T18:49:25.000Z

[quote=“Creamy Goodness, post:82, topic:6296”][quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:81, topic:6296”]mininuke(active): 2
Survivors: 0[/quote]

Cheer up fart king, is there really a more badass way to die in cataclysm?[/quote]
Picking it up a third time?

Mrnocamera · 2014-06-15T18:50:18.000Z

[quote=“Inquisitor Dust, post:83, topic:6296”][quote=“Creamy Goodness, post:82, topic:6296”][quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:81, topic:6296”]mininuke(active): 2
Survivors: 0[/quote]

Cheer up fart king, is there really a more badass way to die in cataclysm?[/quote]
Picking it up a third time?[/quote]
Doing the same thing, but in the middle of a horde of zombies.

Tawarochir · 2014-06-15T23:21:45.000Z

All wrong.

You have to pick it up a forty-second time, standing in a horde of 11 NPCs, all holding mininukes, as you activate a regular nuke to blow up the missile silo, as you shout something about giant bees.

Creamy_Goodness · 2014-06-16T00:41:56.000Z

I like the bees idea…

Obscure · 2014-06-16T17:01:18.000Z

Last night i started a fire in a shelter thinking "it won’t spread, the floor is concrete!

wrong.

Creamy_Goodness · 2014-06-16T19:42:13.000Z

[quote=“Obscure, post:87, topic:6296”]Last night i started a fire in a shelter thinking "it won’t spread, the floor is concrete!

wrong.[/quote]

I have actually started a fire in a house before and it didn’t burn it down was pretty cool, still full of smoke though

IcedPee · 2014-06-16T20:26:39.000Z

[quote=“Obscure, post:87, topic:6296”]Last night i started a fire in a shelter thinking "it won’t spread, the floor is concrete!

wrong.[/quote]

I guess the roof catches on fire or something…?

Arek_PL · 2014-06-16T20:36:44.000Z

well i learned this too in hard way 3 bases lost now i allways use braizier or stone oven

Creamy_Goodness · 2014-06-17T00:30:34.000Z

Arek_PL:

well i learned this too in hard way 3 bases lost now i allways use braizier or stone oven

Wait braiziers work too? how much smoke does it give off indoors?

I thought you had to build a stone fireplace to not smoke yourself out

KA101 · 2014-06-17T03:02:03.000Z

Creamy Goodness:

[quote=“Arek_PL, post:90, topic:6296”]well i learned this too in hard way 3 bases lost now i allways use braizier or stone oven

Wait braiziers work too? how much smoke does it give off indoors?

I thought you had to build a stone fireplace to not smoke yourself out[/quote]

You’re correct. Braziers contain fire, but not smoke.

CornOnTheCon · 2014-06-17T03:46:44.000Z

[quote=“Obscure, post:87, topic:6296”]Last night i started a fire in a shelter thinking "it won’t spread, the floor is concrete!

wrong.[/quote]

Hahahaha. I did this in a mansion once. Literally smoke and fire for days.

system · 2014-06-17T06:48:06.000Z

Wear enough trousers and you’ll be able to fit an engine in your goddamn pants!

bubbadoo14 · 2014-06-17T15:37:07.000Z

CritMedic:

[quote=“Arek_PL, post:16, topic:6296”]or npc give you none (asking for stuff to aid your quest)

Oh god no. Not the None. The most annoying item in the game because you cant remove it.[/quote]
Sorry for reply to an old post but, you can actually remove the none. You just have to remove it using the advanced inventory management.

Obscure · 2014-06-17T17:13:53.000Z

sovietspyder:

Wear enough trousers and you’ll be able to fit an engine in your goddamn pants!

this gives me all kinds of scary mental pictures.

Tawarochir · 2014-06-17T17:45:40.000Z

Trying to light yourself on fire:
“You would light yourself on fire…
but you’re already smokin’ hot.”

HunterAlpha1 · 2014-06-19T02:02:35.000Z

bubbadoo14:

[quote=“CritMedic, post:17, topic:6296”][quote=“Arek_PL, post:16, topic:6296”]or npc give you none (asking for stuff to aid your quest)

Oh god no. Not the None. The most annoying item in the game because you cant remove it.[/quote]
Sorry for reply to an old post but, you can actually remove the none. You just have to remove it using the advanced inventory management.[/quote]Or throw it.

Fish · 2014-06-19T02:13:35.000Z

THEY… THEY… THEY MANAGED TO REMOVE THE NONE.

DOES NOT COMPUTE.
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
FISH’S BRAIN EXPLODES!

(For newbies its a reference to NPC bug)

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-06-19T02:18:02.000Z

None is the win after all, so you’d actually want it.