Silly Things In Cataclysm That Make You Laugh

[quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:77, topic:6296”]Picking up a mininuke(active) from an NPC I debug killed, not realizing that bombs have apparently been fixed so that active bombs dropped by NPCs will actually go off.[/quote]Creating a new character in the same world and finding the same mininuke(active) that killed my last character, sitting there undamaged, picking it up, and killing my new character with it.

mininuke(active): 2
Survivors: 0

[quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:81, topic:6296”]mininuke(active): 2
Survivors: 0[/quote]

Cheer up fart king, is there really a more badass way to die in cataclysm?

[quote=“Creamy Goodness, post:82, topic:6296”][quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:81, topic:6296”]mininuke(active): 2
Survivors: 0[/quote]

Cheer up fart king, is there really a more badass way to die in cataclysm?[/quote]
Picking it up a third time?

[quote=“Inquisitor Dust, post:83, topic:6296”][quote=“Creamy Goodness, post:82, topic:6296”][quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:81, topic:6296”]mininuke(active): 2
Survivors: 0[/quote]

Cheer up fart king, is there really a more badass way to die in cataclysm?[/quote]
Picking it up a third time?[/quote]
Doing the same thing, but in the middle of a horde of zombies.

All wrong.

You have to pick it up a forty-second time, standing in a horde of 11 NPCs, all holding mininukes, as you activate a regular nuke to blow up the missile silo, as you shout something about giant bees.

I like the bees idea…

Last night i started a fire in a shelter thinking "it won’t spread, the floor is concrete!

wrong.

[quote=“Obscure, post:87, topic:6296”]Last night i started a fire in a shelter thinking "it won’t spread, the floor is concrete!

wrong.[/quote]

I have actually started a fire in a house before and it didn’t burn it down was pretty cool, still full of smoke though

[quote=“Obscure, post:87, topic:6296”]Last night i started a fire in a shelter thinking "it won’t spread, the floor is concrete!

wrong.[/quote]

I guess the roof catches on fire or something…?

well i learned this too in hard way 3 bases lost now i allways use braizier or stone oven

Wait braiziers work too? how much smoke does it give off indoors?

I thought you had to build a stone fireplace to not smoke yourself out

Wait braiziers work too? how much smoke does it give off indoors?

I thought you had to build a stone fireplace to not smoke yourself out[/quote]

You’re correct. Braziers contain fire, but not smoke.

[quote=“Obscure, post:87, topic:6296”]Last night i started a fire in a shelter thinking "it won’t spread, the floor is concrete!

wrong.[/quote]

Hahahaha. I did this in a mansion once. Literally smoke and fire for days.

Wear enough trousers and you’ll be able to fit an engine in your goddamn pants!

Oh god no. Not the None. The most annoying item in the game because you cant remove it.[/quote]
Sorry for reply to an old post but, you can actually remove the none. You just have to remove it using the advanced inventory management.

this gives me all kinds of scary mental pictures.

Trying to light yourself on fire:
“You would light yourself on fire…
but you’re already smokin’ hot.”

Oh god no. Not the None. The most annoying item in the game because you cant remove it.[/quote]
Sorry for reply to an old post but, you can actually remove the none. You just have to remove it using the advanced inventory management.[/quote]Or throw it.

THEY… THEY… THEY MANAGED TO REMOVE THE NONE.

DOES NOT COMPUTE.
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
FISH’S BRAIN EXPLODES!

(For newbies its a reference to NPC bug)

None is the win after all, so you’d actually want it.