Sh*t NPCs Say

Dampe · 2015-10-03T00:25:42.000Z

“Alright, drop the dog corpse!”

Noctifer · 2015-10-03T03:24:04.000Z

“Hold up, I want to pick up that grenade (active)!”

Random_dragon · 2015-10-03T04:18:00.000Z

Could be worse. At least they aren’t covering your active granades. Or mini-nukes.

natsumehack · 2015-10-03T09:44:43.000Z

Fun little story.

At one point Mr Giggles, was told to “DROP THE LEMON!”

Mr Giggles didn’t as, unlike the NPC, Mr Giggles wasn’t traumatized by the view of a clown holding lemons.

It ended with Both mr giggles, and the NPC dead, all over a clown holding a lemon.

The Cataclysm is quite a strange time.

Rot · 2015-10-03T09:58:24.000Z

I found this NPC in the gas station

NPC: “Alright, drop the steel jerrycan!”

Me: drops it

NPC: “Now get out of here before I kill you.”

Me: walks 3 spaces

NPC: turns hostile

Me: D:

NPC: shoots simple flamethrower

Me: catches on fire

External diesel tank: catches on fire

External diesel tank: explodes

HERE LIES EGG NOG
"RNG’s a bitch."

Laughing_Fool · 2015-10-03T15:45:37.000Z

Use meth to get more shit done in a day. Words of wisdom from npc merc in community center

Graphical · 2015-10-03T19:11:27.000Z

Laughing Fool:

Use meth to get more shit done in a day. Words of wisdom from npc merc in community center

hahahahahahah

An NPC once witnessed me get high on oxy and burn my boarding school down with molotovs while shouting at the top of my lungs.

He joined immediately.