“Alright, drop the dog corpse!”
“Hold up, I want to pick up that grenade (active)!”
Could be worse. At least they aren’t covering your active granades. Or mini-nukes.
Fun little story.
At one point Mr Giggles, was told to “DROP THE LEMON!”
Mr Giggles didn’t as, unlike the NPC, Mr Giggles wasn’t traumatized by the view of a clown holding lemons.
It ended with Both mr giggles, and the NPC dead, all over a clown holding a lemon.
The Cataclysm is quite a strange time.
I found this NPC in the gas station
NPC: “Alright, drop the steel jerrycan!”
Me: drops it
NPC: “Now get out of here before I kill you.”
Me: walks 3 spaces
NPC: turns hostile
Me: D:
NPC: shoots simple flamethrower
Me: catches on fire
External diesel tank: catches on fire
External diesel tank: explodes
HERE LIES EGG NOG
"RNG’s a bitch."
Use meth to get more shit done in a day. Words of wisdom from npc merc in community center 
hahahahahahah
An NPC once witnessed me get high on oxy and burn my boarding school down with molotovs while shouting at the top of my lungs.
He joined immediately.