Sh*t NPCs Say

“Alright, drop the dog corpse!”

“Hold up, I want to pick up that grenade (active)!”

Could be worse. At least they aren’t covering your active granades. Or mini-nukes.

Fun little story.

At one point Mr Giggles, was told to “DROP THE LEMON!”

Mr Giggles didn’t as, unlike the NPC, Mr Giggles wasn’t traumatized by the view of a clown holding lemons.

It ended with Both mr giggles, and the NPC dead, all over a clown holding a lemon.

The Cataclysm is quite a strange time.

I found this NPC in the gas station

NPC: “Alright, drop the steel jerrycan!”

Me: drops it

NPC: “Now get out of here before I kill you.”

Me: walks 3 spaces

NPC: turns hostile

Me: D:

NPC: shoots simple flamethrower

Me: catches on fire

External diesel tank: catches on fire

External diesel tank: explodes

"RNG’s a bitch."

Use meth to get more shit done in a day. Words of wisdom from npc merc in community center :slight_smile:


An NPC once witnessed me get high on oxy and burn my boarding school down with molotovs while shouting at the top of my lungs.

He joined immediately.