Silly Things In Cataclysm That Make You Laugh

There’s this NPC in my game that is dancing with a jumping spider, they aren’t attacking each other, they’re just kind of shifting around the terrain.

It’s actually kind of sweet.

None is a win until it has the same keybinding letter as an actual object in your inventory and because of that you can’t get rid of the other object, ever.

I had a moderately successful character in 0.9 who was forced to keep a 30-Foot Rope (that’s a Long Rope to you whippersnappers) in his pocket for almost his entire life because of the None.

just few minutes ago i eaten a vibrator because i wanted to eat fire extinguisher and i forget to press shift

The Cougar leaps
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I’m not sure I want to know why you want to eat a fire extinguisher…

I’m not sure I want to know why you want to eat a fire extinguisher…[/quote]

To get delicious bionic nutrition from it, and because there aren’t many other better uses for it.

I’m not sure I want to know why you want to eat a fire extinguisher…[/quote]

To get delicious bionic nutrition from it, and because there aren’t many other better uses for it.[/quote]

I have actually used a fire extinguisher in Cata for its intended purpose. (Dangers of playing while tired.)

So have I.

Day 2 of my second summer.

Temperature: 68 degrees F.
Weather: Snowing.

[quote=“Dorian, post:109, topic:6296”]Day 2 of my second summer.

Temperature: 68 degrees F.
Weather: Snowing.[/quote]

Cata, amiright?

[quote=“Dorian, post:109, topic:6296”]Day 2 of my second summer.

Temperature: 68 degrees F.
Weather: Snowing.[/quote]

Right, because this isn’t more weird than literal acid pouring from the sky.

Or, perhaps, the fact that crossing an average street takes a minute.

Roads are wider in the future, which is good because everybody is a TERRIBLE driver.

Oh yeah, that’s another thing.

“How to Browse the Web” exists in a time period past 2040.

Suuuure.

Also, 100 posts.

[quote=“Tawarochir, post:114, topic:6296”]Oh yeah, that’s another thing.

“How to Browse the Web” exists in a time period past 2040.

Suuuure.

Also, 100 posts.[/quote]

We all learned sometime!

Congratulations. Here’s your mininuke (activate it BEFORE you give it to someone!), don’t eat any lighters, and have fun!

[quote=“Tawarochir, post:114, topic:6296”]Oh yeah, that’s another thing.

“How to Browse the Web” teaches you how to hack into bank vaults

Suuuure.[/quote]

Fix’d.

Also gratz on the 100 posts.

Lolnoob

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Lolvet

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Tell us about 0.6, grandpa.

It was a great time… yet terrible.

You couldn’t go out in the rain and get wet, because you’re get sad! Then you couldn’t craft or read for the damnedest time! And grinding recipes and reading skill books were just that! Solar panels were the greatest, providing power like nothing ever did! Now ya’ll have your fancy fishing firearms, martial arts and stuff.