Grenade + duct tape + stick =
Gives a bonus to throwing while it’s equipped.
Extra range when throwing grenades? I like it. Christ, not seen one of those for ages.
Es ist eine Stielhandgranate!
Bonus points for having it just say its a grenade in the description but NOT the item name, so we get funny stories of people rushing to the forums freaking out and asking why their 
went 
I see only one problem with that idea.
HEY look this potato masher has an integrated alarm timer!
Cue to John blowing up.
[quote=“Dominae, post:4, topic:5200”]Bonus points for having it just say its a grenade in the description but NOT the item name, so we get funny stories of people rushing to the forums freaking out and asking why their went [/quote]I like it!
“You activate the potato masher”
IRC
’Hey guys, how do I apply this potato masher to my potato?’
‘Have you activated it?’
‘Yes’
Lol
[quote=“GrizzlyAdamz, post:8, topic:5200”]IRC
’Hey guys, how do I apply this potato masher to my potato?’
‘Have you activated it?’
‘Yes’[/quote]
Hit 5 until the potatoes are mashed.
“Just wait until the time gets to 0. It needs to warm up.”
This is the evilest thing I’ve ever heard :,)
Very.
Even better, put an actual potato masher in the game along with this.
[quote=“Inquisitor Dust, post:14, topic:5200”]Even better, put an actual potato masher in the game along with this.[/quote]This, please this.
CDDA will claim it’s rightful place in the Trolling Hall Of Fame.
[quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:15, topic:5200”][quote=“Inquisitor Dust, post:14, topic:5200”]Even better, put an actual potato masher in the game along with this.[/quote]This, please this.
CDDA will claim it’s rightful place in the Trolling Hall Of Fame.[/quote]
Nope.
It’s one thing to have two books with the same name, one of which is Useful and the other not so much. (Reading the standpipe maintenance log isn’t fun, but of itself isn’t harmful.) A grenade and a completely innocuous item sharing the same name is a gotcha. Gotchas are a dealbreaker.
(And the Granade is both spelled differently and (unlike any other item in-game) capitalized as a proper noun. That should get people’s attention. “potato masher” and “potato masher” are indistinguishable.)
Thanks for not screwing people over.
And you haven’t seen one in ages because they don’t increase the range you can throw a grenade, they actually decrease it.
Seriously, the only benefit is that it is slightly easier to aim left and right.
Holy shit GTA Guy is agreeing with me? Dear god the world is ending.
I’m not taking fucking two physics classes and sitting back while we bend those laws even more.