got wreckt by a bee in the middle of the night on first day.
2 Mi-Go and three Krecks spawned outside the Shelter. Like just behind the door.
I moved once, they heard it, kicked down the door and kicked my anus so hard its my new mouth.
GG RNG no RE
Oh, and an extra special fuck you to the Wolf that thought it would join in from out of nowhere by leaping through the window.
1st time playing: Thought Bionic Sniper would be a cool profession. Didnât know how to activate bionics. Missed quite a bit while trying to snipe zombies. Got mauled by an army of zombies.
2nd time playing: Found a working car on a bridge and drove it. Didnât know how to control the car. Drove it straight into a river and drowned.
3rd time playing: âWhat happens if I step on this mound of dirt?â
4th time playing: Picked the Mall Cop scenario, spawned in the middle of a field. Approached a building with turrets.
âMaybe the turret wonât see me.â
5th time playing: Chose the Cop profession. I shot frigginâ everything to death and then I ran out of ammo and got mauled by zombies.
6th time playing: Chose the Army Recruit profession. I shot frigginâ everything to death and then I ran out of ammo and got mauled by zombies.
7th time playing: I learned the hard way that being a Blackbelt =/= being completely invincible in hand-to-hand combat.
8th time playing: Still didnât learn my lesson with mounds of dirt.
9th time playing: âI can probably kill that bear as long as I have this weapon.â
I know this is a little bit of an older post, but I think we need Mosin Nagants for this exact reason⌠Theyâre incredibly rugged, ammo is plentiful, 37 MILLION were built, and they cost about 150 bucks. I was surprised to not see them at all, but it should be a fairly common starter weapon.
TL: Last death was by C-4 after running into a fungal bloom⌠Good times. 
I know this is a little bit of an older post, but I think we need Mosin Nagants for this exact reason⌠Theyâre incredibly rugged, ammo is plentiful, 37 MILLION were built, and they cost about 150 bucks. I was surprised to not see them at all, but it should be a fairly common starter weapon.
TL: Last death was by C-4 after running into a fungal bloom⌠Good times. :D[/quote]
Mosin-Nagants are amazing. Their ammo does shitloads of damage and has batshit insane range, and theyâre easily modded down to zero Dispersion so you can pick things off at the limits of your vision and actually stand a chance of hitting. Next to this thing assault rifles mostly look like a waste of gunpowder.
I know this is a little bit of an older post, but I think we need Mosin Nagants for this exact reason⌠Theyâre incredibly rugged, ammo is plentiful, 37 MILLION were built, and they cost about 150 bucks. I was surprised to not see them at all, but it should be a fairly common starter weapon.
TL: Last death was by C-4 after running into a fungal bloom⌠Good times. :D[/quote]
Mosin-Nagants are amazing. Their ammo does shitloads of damage and has batshit insane range, and theyâre easily modded down to zero Dispersion so you can pick things off at the limits of your vision and actually stand a chance of hitting. Next to this thing assault rifles mostly look like a waste of gunpowder.[/quote]
Wait, they actually have them?! Happy day!
IRL they were occasionally used to shoot down planes. They break armor plates and have a longer range than an M4.
Just used some C4 to breach into a lab in hopes of forsaking the marloss, noticed Iâd managed to bomb my way into a turret room. Peaked around the corner, with a Ballistic Face Mask, Ballistic Goggles, An Army Helmet, a MBRV With Steel inserts
and then was greeted by what I can only assume was two consecutive days of 9mm fire which quickly reduced my torso health to 0.
Fucking figures.
going through buildings
open door
walk through 5 tiles of open field
mine.webm
suddenly hulk spotted!
run through pizzeria
fat zombie on the way, kill it
try to get to SUPER SUBURBASED
nope
get punched to death slowly by hulk, getting hit like 5 times before dying
FUCK
AND IT WAS ONLY ELEVEN DAYS LONG TOO
I rode a motorcycle into a zombie at 70 mph. The zombie exploded, I flew out of my seat onto the road, the motorcycle ran into me at ~70 mph.
Am I the only person who installs 5-point harnesses/seatbelts on my vehicleâs driver seat?
âŚAm I the only person who actually uses seats?
Was riding along in my test vehicle on the edge of the city doing around 90, crashing into zombies left and right, when suddenly the controls went out. Made it safely out of the city before crossing the longest field ever, then finally crashed in a fiery explosion into the forest on the next overmap.
Thatâs why I have a spare controlls installed a bit in the back. But HOW did they went out?! O.o
Am I the only person who installs 5-point harnesses/seatbelts on my vehicleâs driver seat?
âŚAm I the only person who actually uses seats?[/quote]
âŚSeeing as I added 5-Point Harnesses I can tell you I use themâŚ
âŚMost of the timeâŚ
Lately Iâve been standing on the hood of my vehicle driving by Bionic because I imagine it looks so much more badass.
Watch out for low branches 
I can imagine how his next death will be: Doesnât watch out for branches, gets hit, flies off car, wilhelms-scream, lands on head and breaks neck.
Am I the only person who installs 5-point harnesses/seatbelts on my vehicleâs driver seat?
âŚAm I the only person who actually uses seats?[/quote]
I got cocky and decided that getting a better seat could wait. It was only meant as a temporary method of transport.
NPC decided to turn my armour plated RV into a crispy inferno courtesy of good old flamethrower. I was busy cooking, maybe he just decided I liked my steaks well done.
How did I last die? Spectacularly.
[spoiler]Flaming eye had a good look at my vehicle and the beam clipped a fuel tank. This is the wreck:
This is how it used to look before going KAABBBOOOMM:
I guess all that armor plating and center-mounted gas tanks didnât help at all? Iâm inclined to think flaming eyes are in need of a nerf.