Barbed wire, maaan its a conspiracy maaaaan
Lab delving, opened a door. Turret + skitterbot. Try to get out of the turret sightā¦
Two turns of getting shocked, then burst shot 
= RIP Wanderer T_T
P.S.: The worst part is, i had the teleportation bionic, and didnāt used it. -___-
Got a Granade, used it got attacked by bees. Used smoke grenade to disperse them. However noise brought over a shocker brute, no biggies iāll just shoot it. Dang it through me took out one leg, then the other. Oh well off to a hospital I go. En route, starts snowing and I decide to rest at night in a city, use the time to repair my gear. Middle of night an animatronic cow decided to bring me some grapes and screw me in a very uncomfortable place (Yes the back of a Volkswagen).
Moo.
Interesting to note, donāt rely on EMPās I thought it would at least hurt the thing, it seemed to just put in the mood more more for loving.
I decided itās safe to go out during the night.
3 steps in the street, EXPLOSION.
I donāt know how my 2-days-old character survived that in a semi-good state, but survive it he did.
Then a skeleton came to investigate.
Then an NPC tried to save me, wasted ~80 bullets on the skeleton untill one hit me.
Running through a lab, infected with fungus, with a broken leg, and killed by a turret.
Enabled NPC spawning, walked out of my starting shelter and got held up by a NPC. She robbed me and shot me dead.
Are you sure it was a NPC and not other player? :d
You realize that this isnāt multiplayer, right?
It deffinatly wasn t meā¦ never would do such a thing you hear !!! never !!! /runs away.
Smashed against a wall by a shocker brute.
[quote=āValpo, post:1029, topic:339ā]It deffinatly wasn t meā¦ never would do such a thing you hear !!! never !!! /runs away.[/quote]http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial
Curious, does Parkour expert help with that because my last toon was Parkoure expert and being thrown had very little impact. Have you noticed a difference between just being thrown and slammed through a wall. Had another toon who had the same and was basically unharmed no parkour expert that time.
That was a well constructed paragraph.
Miscalculate range when firing the mini-nuke launcher.
Curious, does Parkour expert help with that because my last toon was Parkoure expert and being thrown had very little impact. Have you noticed a difference between just being thrown and slammed through a wall. Had another toon who had the same and was basically unharmed no parkour expert that time.
That was a well constructed paragraph.[/quote]
IIRC, it does.
Spawn scaling factor 10, i regret nothing.
Curious, does Parkour expert help with that because my last toon was Parkoure expert and being thrown had very little impact. Have you noticed a difference between just being thrown and slammed through a wall. Had another toon who had the same and was basically unharmed no parkour expert that time.
That was a well constructed paragraph.[/quote]
IIRC, it does.[/quote]
In which case Iāll stick to Parkour expert for my āseriousā toons from now on, I liked the minimal damage I received in melee against brutes with it. Used to prefer Quick tbh but its a tad op later on.
Crushed by the lag?
Crushed by the lag?[/quote]
Iām imagining something more like
one day my fast survivor build will work
You realize that this isnāt multiplayer, right?[/quote]
Yes. I was making a joke about typical player approach to other survivorsā¦