How did you last die?

wilson7755 · 2014-11-23T20:35:03.000Z

Barbed wire, maaan its a conspiracy maaaaan

Wanderer · 2014-11-24T08:24:53.000Z

Lab delving, opened a door. Turret + skitterbot. Try to get out of the turret sight…

Two turns of getting shocked, then burst shot = RIP Wanderer T_T

P.S.: The worst part is, i had the teleportation bionic, and didn’t used it. -___-

Tineen · 2014-11-24T13:14:07.000Z

Got a Granade, used it got attacked by bees. Used smoke grenade to disperse them. However noise brought over a shocker brute, no biggies i’ll just shoot it. Dang it through me took out one leg, then the other. Oh well off to a hospital I go. En route, starts snowing and I decide to rest at night in a city, use the time to repair my gear. Middle of night an animatronic cow decided to bring me some grapes and screw me in a very uncomfortable place (Yes the back of a Volkswagen).

Moo.

Interesting to note, don’t rely on EMP’s I thought it would at least hurt the thing, it seemed to just put in the mood more more for loving.

Derpislav · 2014-11-24T13:30:50.000Z

I decided it’s safe to go out during the night.
3 steps in the street, EXPLOSION.
I don’t know how my 2-days-old character survived that in a semi-good state, but survive it he did.
Then a skeleton came to investigate.
Then an NPC tried to save me, wasted ~80 bullets on the skeleton untill one hit me.

Miloch · 2014-11-24T16:43:42.000Z

Running through a lab, infected with fungus, with a broken leg, and killed by a turret.

Internet_Psycho · 2014-11-24T21:22:27.000Z

Enabled NPC spawning, walked out of my starting shelter and got held up by a NPC. She robbed me and shot me dead.

Maur · 2014-11-24T21:47:08.000Z

Internet Psycho:

Enabled NPC spawning, walked out of my starting shelter and got held up by a NPC. She robbed me and shot me dead.

Are you sure it was a NPC and not other player? :d

Nickal · 2014-11-24T21:48:59.000Z

Maur:

Are you sure it was a NPC and not other player? :d

You realize that this isn’t multiplayer, right?

Valpo · 2014-11-24T21:51:44.000Z

It deffinatly wasn t me… never would do such a thing you hear !!! never !!! /runs away.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-11-24T22:49:31.000Z

Smashed against a wall by a shocker brute.

Caconym · 2014-11-24T23:05:18.000Z

[quote=“Valpo, post:1029, topic:339”]It deffinatly wasn t me… never would do such a thing you hear !!! never !!! /runs away.[/quote]http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial

Tineen · 2014-11-24T23:48:28.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

Smashed against a wall by a shocker brute.

Curious, does Parkour expert help with that because my last toon was Parkoure expert and being thrown had very little impact. Have you noticed a difference between just being thrown and slammed through a wall. Had another toon who had the same and was basically unharmed no parkour expert that time.

That was a well constructed paragraph.

John_Candlebury · 2014-11-24T23:50:13.000Z

Miscalculate range when firing the mini-nuke launcher.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-11-24T23:54:11.000Z

Tineen:

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:1030, topic:339”]Smashed against a wall by a shocker brute.

Curious, does Parkour expert help with that because my last toon was Parkoure expert and being thrown had very little impact. Have you noticed a difference between just being thrown and slammed through a wall. Had another toon who had the same and was basically unharmed no parkour expert that time.

That was a well constructed paragraph.[/quote]

IIRC, it does.

Catfoodbob · 2014-11-24T23:54:30.000Z

Spawn scaling factor 10, i regret nothing.

Tineen · 2014-11-24T23:56:22.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

[quote=“Tineen, post:1032, topic:339”][quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:1030, topic:339”]Smashed against a wall by a shocker brute.

Curious, does Parkour expert help with that because my last toon was Parkoure expert and being thrown had very little impact. Have you noticed a difference between just being thrown and slammed through a wall. Had another toon who had the same and was basically unharmed no parkour expert that time.

That was a well constructed paragraph.[/quote]

IIRC, it does.[/quote]

In which case I’ll stick to Parkour expert for my “serious” toons from now on, I liked the minimal damage I received in melee against brutes with it. Used to prefer Quick tbh but its a tad op later on.

John_Candlebury · 2014-11-24T23:56:55.000Z

Catfoodbob:

Spawn scaling factor 10, i regret nothing.

Crushed by the lag?

TheFlame52 · 2014-11-25T00:04:50.000Z

John Candlebury:

[quote=“Catfoodbob, post:1035, topic:339”]Spawn scaling factor 10, i regret nothing.

Crushed by the lag?[/quote]
I’m imagining something more like

Catfoodbob · 2014-11-25T01:32:51.000Z

one day my fast survivor build will work

Maur · 2014-11-25T04:41:35.000Z

Nickal:

[quote=“Maur, post:1027, topic:339”]Are you sure it was a NPC and not other player? :d

You realize that this isn’t multiplayer, right?[/quote]
Yes. I was making a joke about typical player approach to other survivors…