[quote=“Nickal, post:998, topic:339”][quote=“EditorRUS, post:995, topic:339”]
Just my usual first day in Cataclysm.[/quote]
Is there a **** yourself button?[/quote]
Are you saying kill or shit?
sh*t I just censor cuz every time I don’t some guy with kids gets onto me about it.(not bashing kids or fathers just common person for it)
I swear. EVERY ****ING TIME!
[quote=“Nickal, post:1002, topic:339”]sh*t I just censor cuz every time I don’t some guy with kids gets onto me about it.(not bashing kids or fathers just common person for it)
I swear. EVERY ****ING TIME![/quote]
I’m sure that the few fathers (And possibly mothers, but apparently no one likes sharing their gender for whatever reason lol THAT WAS A JOKE KA) that are here don’t give a fuck, but sure, try to keep cursing down.
So, shocker brutes… Fuck!
Once upon a time there was a survivor called Jakers. Jakers was having a very happy time surviving off moose meat and orange juice. He lived a happy, simple life.
One day, Jakers decided to go and check out a helicopter wreckage because Jakers was bored. Seeing a MOLLE pack, Jakers squealed with delight and went to check it out!
Suddenly a red dot was apparently on Jakers. Apparently that wasn’t good. Jakers hoped it was nothing an-
[color=red][size=12pt]BOOM BANG BLAM* SPLAT POW[/size] [size=18pt]BLOOOOOOOOOOM[/size][/color] [color=limegreen]“ow”[/color] [color=red][size=12pt]BLAM BLAWAHAHA* WHAT THE FU- [size=14pt]BOOOOM[/size] KAPLOWA [/size][/color]
Jakers was dead. Jakers looked at the remains of his corpse in CDDA heaven. Jakers hated tankbots forever and ever.
The end.
walk out of the burning building starting position, got shredded by tank drone
[quote=“Jakers, post:1005, topic:339”]Once upon a time there was a survivor called Jakers. Jakers was having a very happy time surviving off moose meat and orange juice. He lived a happy, simple life.
One day, Jakers decided to go and check out a helicopter wreckage because Jakers was bored. Seeing a MOLLE pack, Jakers squealed with delight and went to check it out!
Suddenly a red dot was apparently on Jakers. Apparently that wasn’t good. Jakers hoped it was nothing an-
[color=red][size=12pt]BOOM BANG BLAM* SPLAT POW[/size] [size=18pt]BLOOOOOOOOOOM[/size][/color] [color=limegreen]“ow”[/color] [color=red][size=12pt]BLAM BLAWAHAHA* WHAT THE FU- [size=14pt]BOOOOM[/size] KAPLOWA [/size][/color]
Jakers was dead. Jakers looked at the remains of his corpse in CDDA heaven. Jakers hated tankbots forever and ever.
The end.[/quote]
Red dot marks the spot… Where intestines will fly off from.
[quote=“Nickal, post:1002, topic:339”]sh*t I just censor cuz every time I don’t some guy with kids gets onto me about it.(not bashing kids or fathers just common person for it)
I swear. EVERY ****ING TIME![/quote]
I don’t think anyfuckingbody here gives a fucking shit fuck ass tits fuck shit fuck
shit.
[quote=“Closet Pankin, post:1008, topic:339”][quote=“Nickal, post:1002, topic:339”]sh*t I just censor cuz every time I don’t some guy with kids gets onto me about it.(not bashing kids or fathers just common person for it)
I swear. EVERY ****ING TIME![/quote]
I don’t think anyfuckingbody here gives a fucking shit fuck ass tits fuck shit fuck
shit.[/quote]
the kid in me got spoiled.
[quote=“Valpo, post:1009, topic:339”][quote=“Closet Pankin, post:1008, topic:339”][quote=“Nickal, post:1002, topic:339”]sh*t I just censor cuz every time I don’t some guy with kids gets onto me about it.(not bashing kids or fathers just common person for it)
I swear. EVERY ****ING TIME![/quote]
I don’t think anyfuckingbody here gives a fucking shit fuck ass tits fuck shit fuck
shit.[/quote]
the kid in me got spoiled.[/quote]
Fuck.
Defense mode hulk tennis anyone?
These hospitals are built for shit. One moron zed knocks out a door frame as I come forward and they bring the roof on my head. Breaks my leg, then a room full of spitters spew acid on me and slowly rake their fingernails sensually across my armor for an entire in-game hour while my character’s entire body liquifies where it touches the floor until finally, FINALLY, they kill her. By the time they got to her skin it must have just come off by the handful like overcooked fish.
That was the highest I’ve ever seen the pain reader reach. 360 something. Jesus fucking christ, I feel awful for her. I think I need a minute…
[quote=“Wally-kun, post:1012, topic:339”]These hospitals are built for shit. One moron zed knocks out a door frame as I come forward and they bring the roof on my head. Breaks my leg, then a room full of spitters spew acid on me and slowly rake their fingernails sensually across my armor for an entire in-game hour while my character’s entire body liquifies where it touches the floor until finally, FINALLY, they kill her. By the time they got to her skin it must have just come off by the handful like overcooked fish.
That was the highest I’ve ever seen the pain reader reach. 360 something. Jesus fucking christ, I feel awful for her. I think I need a minute…[/quote]
That’s like being tickled compared to not managing to cure a fungal disease… oh goodness it’s just horrible. It gives you something like 3000 pain, I can’t really remember the exact value because it’s been a while since I’ve succumbed to one.
But that death does sound pretty brutal… rest in many pieces
Three times in a row now, while scaveging towns, I’ve came a cross tankdrones and Chicken Walkers. 
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEPEWPEWPEWPW *Dead".
Really don’t like those things!
I feel stupid lucky for only ever seeing one chicken walker and no tank drones and I’ve motorcycled through countless towns weaving through the roads.
They are realy rare i also only saw 4 chicken walkers and 3 tank drones so far-
Today I saw what killing the Thriller zombie did. I cried.
Died in a Fast Food Restaurant. Got surrounded by 8 zeds. I killed 7 of them with my steel spear. no martial arts, no bionics or mutations.
RIP Alexander Dmitriev.
EDIT: Gotta say I’m kinda happy about dying. I’ve been meaning to swap to a newer build.
[quote=“Wally-kun, post:1012, topic:339”]These hospitals are built for shit. One moron zed knocks out a door frame as I come forward and they bring the roof on my head. Breaks my leg, then a room full of spitters spew acid on me and slowly rake their fingernails sensually across my armor for an entire in-game hour while my character’s entire body liquifies where it touches the floor until finally, FINALLY, they kill her. By the time they got to her skin it must have just come off by the handful like overcooked fish.
That was the highest I’ve ever seen the pain reader reach. 360 something. Jesus fucking christ, I feel awful for her. I think I need a minute…[/quote]
I had a similar experience trying to get back to the Solar Roller VI through the midst of a horde. However, I lived because pain only slows me down. 80 strength minus 20 is still a big number.
Somehow i got to 900 pain recently … randomly got like -60 to all stats-
Still not sure what happened but it was somehow related to having a warm body part cause that one would start hurting .