[quote=“Jakers, post:1005, topic:339”]Once upon a time there was a survivor called Jakers. Jakers was having a very happy time surviving off moose meat and orange juice. He lived a happy, simple life.
One day, Jakers decided to go and check out a helicopter wreckage because Jakers was bored. Seeing a MOLLE pack, Jakers squealed with delight and went to check it out!
Suddenly a red dot was apparently on Jakers. Apparently that wasn’t good. Jakers hoped it was nothing an-
[color=red][size=12pt]BOOM BANG BLAM* SPLAT POW[/size] [size=18pt]BLOOOOOOOOOOM[/size][/color] [color=limegreen]“ow”[/color] [color=red][size=12pt]BLAM BLAWAHAHA* WHAT THE FU- [size=14pt]BOOOOM[/size] KAPLOWA [/size][/color]
Jakers was dead. Jakers looked at the remains of his corpse in CDDA heaven. Jakers hated tankbots forever and ever.
The end.[/quote]
Red dot marks the spot… Where intestines will fly off from.