How did you last die?

Game Talk The Bunker
641

is it just me or was the jabberwock spawn rate brought back to normal, it kinda makes me happy but then again they seem to have been buffed, being able to resist lava and fire … and what happened to fire being OP!
[size=4pt]and this time it happened before the night started :([/size]

[spoiler]In memory of: Garrett Huston
"again? fire you fail me once more!"

He was an unemployed male when the apocalypse began.
He died on Spring of year 1, day 1, at 5:10:48 PM.
He was killed in a forest in the wilderness.

Cash on hand: $0

Final HP:
Head: 0/96
Torso: 35/96
L Arm: 96/96
R Arm: 96/96
L Leg: 96/96
R Leg: 94/96

Final Stats:
Str 11 Dex 11 Int 11 Per 11
Base Stats:
Str 12 Dex 12 Int 12 Per 12

Final Messages:
5:10:48 PM Something hits your head.
5:10:48 PM You whack the jabberwock for 6 damage.
5:10:42 PM The jabberwock hits your head.
5:10:42 PM The jabberwock hits your eyes.
5:10:42 PM You’re blinded!
5:10:36 PM You’re knocked to the floor!
5:10:36 PM Your left leg is battered for 5 damage!
5:10:36 PM The jabberwock swings a massive claw at you!
5:10:36 PM You hit the jabberwock but do no damage.
5:10:30 PM The jabberwock hits your torso.
5:10:30 PM Your torn t shirt (fits) is ripped!
5:10:30 PM The jabberwock hits your torso.
5:10:30 PM Your ripped t shirt (fits) is ripped further!
5:10:30 PM You whack the jabberwock for 5 damage.
5:10:24 PM The jabberwock hits your torso.
5:10:24 PM Your t shirt (fits) is ripped!
5:10:24 PM Your cracked rain coat is ripped!
5:10:18 PM The jabberwock hits your torso.
5:10:18 PM Your cut rain coat is dented!
5:10:18 PM You whack the jabberwock for 10 damage. Critical!

Kills:
d - dog x2
Z - zombie x7
Z - fat zombie x2
Total kills: 11

Skills:
bartering: 0 (0%)
computers: 0 (0%)
construction: 0 (0%)
cooking: 0 (0%)
driving: 0 (0%)
electronics: 0 (0%)
fabrication: 2 (0%)
first aid: 0 (0%)
mechanics: 0 (0%)
speaking: 0 (0%)
survival: 1 (62%)
swimming: 0 (0%)
tailoring: 0 (0%)
trapping: 0 (0%)
archery: 0 (0%)
bashing weapons: 1 (86%)
cutting weapons: 0 (0%)
dodging: 0 (17%)
marksmanship: 0 (0%)
launchers: 0 (0%)
melee: 2 (7%)
piercing weapons: 0 (0%)
throwing: 0 (0%)
unarmed combat: 0 (0%)
handguns: 0 (0%)
rifles: 0 (0%)
shotguns: 0 (0%)
submachine guns: 0 (0%)

Traits:
Addictive Personality
Forgetful
Lightweight
Robust Genetics
Trigger Happy
Truth Teller
Ugly

Ongoing Effects:
Pain (24)
Bionics:
No bionics were installed.
Power: 0/0

Weapon:
e - marked makeshift crowbar

Equipment:
a - boxer shorts (fits)
b - jeans (fits)
c - shredded t shirt (fits)
d - sneakers (fits)
i - knit hat
r - neoprene arm sleeves (fits)
t - shattered rain coat

Inventory:
k - loose caltrops [2]
q - cash card (52201)
g - matchbook (19)
w - pocket knife
y - apple
o - blueberries
z - strawberries
f - plastic bottle of clean water (1)
j - Adderall (10)
h - thread (50)

Lifetime Stats
Distance Walked: 2426 Squares
Damage Taken: 111 Damage
Damage Healed: 0 Damage
Headshots: 0

Game History
| Year 1, Spring 1, 8:00:00 AM | evac shelter | Garrett Huston began their journey into the Cataclysm.
| Year 1, Spring 1, 5:10:48 PM | forest | Garrett Huston was killed.
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642

Buffed?
OH DEAR GOD
RUN YOU BASTARDS!!! RUN FASTER!!!
Also, here’s another silly tale from your old pal, Jabberwock
There once was a man named Gerold Thamos.
After drinking enough mutagen to kill a water-bufflo, he walked outside of the lab, when suddenly…
A wild Jabberwock Appeared!
Gerold used: GTFO WITH MY MUTANT FISH POWERS
Jabberwock used: Fuck You.
Gerold Used: SHIT MY ARMS
You might be thinking… Why his arms??
The !!SCIENCE!!! bay was next to a gas station, a bar, and another gas station.
Hilarity ensured.
This actually happened, the Jabberwock missed and I threw a Molotov at the Gas Station, but I "Missed"
The miss was me hitting the gas pump near it, causing the world to go WTF BOOM.
Giant crater in the middle of the town now, forever memorized for the Jabberwock that took out Gerolds Magical Arms.
Gerold survived, but not until the game said "Fuck Everything Ever Made."
Basically it spawned a minefield.
So many of them
SO MANY EXPLOSIONS
Gerold no longer had any body parts and evolved into…
MAGIKARP
Basically, he died from the resulting horde devouring his flesh, and that’s why you never play on Dynamic Spawn unless you have a death wish.

643

Okay. Both of those cracked me up.

644

TinHead, its realy fun to read how you die :slight_smile:

645

Thanks guys, I mod my game to horrible lag of death and destruction add extra !!!FUN!!!
For example, I modded my games files (again) for rivers, only this time I made it have a tag called…
MELT.
As soon as I spawned, it started raining horrible,laggy, and flesh-melting rain. !!!FUN!!!. Of course I stayed in the EVAC shelter, only problem is the MELT tag isn’t the only thing I added.
I increased the noise level to about… 500.
Massive Swarm Of Angry Fucking Zombies came, but died by rain.
Until it stopped raining.
SO MANY
MY EYES

646

well i had a really good safe house with everything:guns,plenty of ammo,plenty of food,and all windows baricated,farms of heap seeds,a modified car,and it all ended wen i forgot to trow the grenade in mi pocket and some how survived and the land mine finish mi wen i was running away from a escaped zombi brute…i hate landmines -_-

647

yea landmines are bad, last time i lost my characher because i was walking on the road and i do not saw mine and boom, this game need warning before steping on landmine like with smoke or fire and other hazards

648

[quote=“Arek_PL, post:647, topic:339”]yea landmines are bad, last time i lost my characher because i was walking on the road and i do not saw mine and boom, this game need warning before steping on landmine like with smoke or fire and other hazards[/quote]Or you could just invest a few extra points into perception, I think you need like 9 or 10 to spot landmines.

649

So I play with the static npc’s on.

So I got tired of the static npc’s “Fuck you, you magnificent, fuckhead sexy fuck! FUCK!” that they use as some sort of greeting/herding call.

So he gave me a lighter.

So I methodically piled flammables and broken furniture around every exit in the shelter I hadn’t even left.

So I may have set all of these exits aflame using the very lighter he’d just handed me out of the kindness of his FUCK.

That didn’t kill me. Nor did the horde it attracted!

…I fell into a lonely lava fleeing it.

SO I STARTED A NEW GAME.

SURROUNDED BY SMOKE AND ON FIRE.

…I am not good at this game, but I am good at karma!

650

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:649, topic:339”]So I play with the static npc’s on.

So I got tired of the static npc’s “Fuck you, you magnificent, fuckhead sexy fuck! FUCK!” that they use as some sort of greeting/herding call.

So he gave me a lighter.

So I methodically piled flammables and broken furniture around every exit in the shelter I hadn’t even left.

So I may have set all of these exits aflame using the very lighter he’d just handed me out of the kindness of his FUCK.

That didn’t kill me. Nor did the horde it attracted!

…I fell into a lonely lava fleeing it.

SO I STARTED A NEW GAME.

SURROUNDED BY SMOKE AND ON FIRE.

…I am not good at this game, but I am good at karma![/quote]

LOL Pthphallus you made me LOL!

651

talking abaut fire mi 5th chatacter i had no food but lots of water found a stack of food and good

saw a gasolin station went to loot it an found really good stock pile

a randome NPC started atacking for no reson

first there were shots from a remington

then WTF !NNNOOOO! i saw that thing you never whant to see in a gas station

[size=36pt]A F%$@&%# GRENADE [/size]

and the gas station exploted and fire everywere and i took him with mi wee burn togheter.

i hate hostile NPC -_-

652

i have 10 perception and i see red bars on ground but while holding button during night i notice landmine when game freeze before explosion

653

Those guys are really a piece of work, they’re fairly tough even once you deal with the swarms of rats.

654

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:649, topic:339”]SO I STARTED A NEW GAME.
SURROUNDED BY SMOKE AND ON FIRE.[/quote]
Anybody else remember the bug where new characters would spawn on fire for no reason? Good times.

655

You mean that bug where Edmund inexplicably lights things ritualistically on fire and pays for his failed satan-summonings in later playthroughs?

656

I started a fire in the tutorial place once. It spread. Then there were no more tutorials.

657

i thought it was a good idea to activate the nx17 energy rifle in my quad, that was parked in front of my fire department base, put my earplugs in and go to bed.
i felt so safe and smart knowing all enemies coming around will be vaporized.

later the night i woke up by kaboom and fire in the building, smoke was everywhere, it was damn hot and shrapnels were flying around from exploding equipment.

R.I.P.

658

fire dept. have iron doors, only zombie what can smash these (with walls) is hulk alslo iron doors are nice weapon for killing zombies

659

I just fell victim to yet another spider basement. My poor female hunter was swarmed and nibbled into human stew in a matter of seconds! Next time I’m tempted just to give a little mininuke present to those bastards.

660

Really? Just move back up the stairs.