How did you last die?

Arek_PL · 2014-05-08T13:56:37.000Z

[quote=“Jakers, post:659, topic:339”]I just fell victim to yet another spider basement. My poor female hunter was swarmed and nibbled into human stew in a matter of seconds! Next time I’m tempted just to give a little mininuke present to those bastards.[/quote] lighter and moltov are better

Jakers · 2014-05-08T14:11:48.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

[quote=“Jakers, post:659, topic:339”]I just fell victim to yet another spider basement. My poor female hunter was swarmed and nibbled into human stew in a matter of seconds! Next time I’m tempted just to give a little mininuke present to those bastards.

Really? Just move back up the stairs.[/quote]

I would if I could, but I’m one of those idiots who just walks into things as if it’s a party with free sausage rolls. By the time I realized the little hashtags from the tileset I was using were giant black widows, I was mincemeat!

Might stick to the orginial ASCII for my character’s safety.

CIB · 2014-05-08T14:35:21.000Z

[quote=“Jakers, post:662, topic:339”]I would if I could, but I’m one of those idiots who just walks into things as if it’s a party with free sausage rolls. By the time I realized the little hashtags from the tileset I was using were giant black widows, I was mincemeat!

Might stick to the orginial ASCII for my character’s safety.[/quote]

That or use a proper tileset that at least has a fallback for generic monsters.

Jakers · 2014-05-08T14:40:53.000Z

[quote=“CIB, post:663, topic:339”][quote=“Jakers, post:662, topic:339”]I would if I could, but I’m one of those idiots who just walks into things as if it’s a party with free sausage rolls. By the time I realized the little hashtags from the tileset I was using were giant black widows, I was mincemeat!

Might stick to the orginial ASCII for my character’s safety.[/quote]

That or use a proper tileset that at least has a fallback for generic monsters.[/quote]

Could you recommend any? All the defaults & Coleeen’s don’t seem to have giant black widows, although I could of sworn they did before.

Wuzzy · 2014-05-08T15:36:09.000Z

I died a pretty lame death recently.

I had the “Frail” trait at 12 strength, full health and tried to remove a bionic. It failed and I instantly died from the damage. I expected some body damage and had enough bandages and first aid skill to heal it, in theory. But I did not expected that it would instantly kill me.

Lesson learned: NEVER try to remove a bionic when you’re frail.

KA101 · 2014-05-08T23:39:32.000Z

[quote=“Wuzzy, post:665, topic:339”]I died a pretty lame death recently.

I had the “Frail” trait at 12 strength, full health and tried to remove a bionic. It failed and I instantly died from the damage. I expected some body damage and had enough bandages and first aid skill to heal it, in theory. But I did not expected that it would instantly kill me.

Lesson learned: NEVER try to remove a bionic when you’re frail.[/quote]

KA101 makes Marathon reference

You thought you were big time, and you died big time.

borrisb · 2014-05-09T04:31:29.000Z

I YOLO’d a zombie horde in a megastore, proving that character did indeed only live once.

The first part of the battle resembled http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5XbPTvxryA, but I just didn’t have enough in me to finish the arse kicking for the lord.

Caconym · 2014-05-09T07:01:25.000Z

Killed by an NPC in the dark through reinforced glass of a military bunker, said NPC’s brain then exploded…

Final Messages: 15:30:42 You pull your RM103A automagnum from its holster and ready it to fire. 15:30:42 From the northwest you hear blam! 15:30:42 Dana Olson shoots you. 15:30:42 From the northwest you hear blam! 15:30:42 Your reinforced atomic thermal electric suit (fits) is cut! 15:30:42 Your scabbard with *reinforced diamond katana* is sliced! 15:30:42 Your MOLLE pack is cut! 15:30:42 Dana Olson shoots you. 15:30:42 From the northwest you hear blam! 15:30:42 Dana Olson shoots you. 15:30:42 From the northwest you hear blam! 15:30:42 Dana Olson shoots you. 15:30:42 From the northwest you hear blam! 15:30:42 Dana Olson shoots you. 15:30:42 From the northwest you hear blam! 15:30:42 Dana Olson shoots you. 15:30:42 From the northwest you hear blam! 15:30:42 Dana Olson shoots you. 15:30:42 From the northwest you hear blam! x2 15:30:42 Dana Olson's brain explodes!

system · 2014-05-09T20:11:23.000Z

I had managed to get a good character going, cleared out most of a good sized town, 5 sets of power armour, a smallarmoury of guns, and then I lost my USB, yay.

Exqupalaquateql · 2014-05-09T22:23:47.000Z

I was once riding in my pimped APC to raid another lab. Down there I was wondering what might be behind a certain rock wall and with my propability travel CBM i teleported through. But there was a freaking lava river on the other side!! And since I travelled several blocks of wall, my power was drained and I couldn´t teleport back! So I horribly burned to death.

madoobler_sauce · 2014-09-21T22:46:18.000Z

Lit a zombie on fire because I didn’t have time to smash or butcher, and his dynamite blew up.

Worst late game death ever.

All the best mutations and the best equipment.

Gone in a flash.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-09-21T22:46:57.000Z

[quote=“madoobler_sauce, post:671, topic:339”]Lit a zombie on fire because I didn’t have time to smash or butcher, and his dynamite blew up.

Worst late game death ever.

All the best mutations and the best equipment.

Gone in a flash.[/quote]

Adds “Do not set stuff on fire” to guide

RogueEsp · 2014-09-21T23:17:43.000Z

Good ol’ classic mi-go destroying my character.

Catfoodbob · 2014-09-22T00:24:10.000Z

Skitterbots shock needs to at least be avoidable by dodge or high armor

Aslandus · 2014-09-22T00:43:56.000Z

Starved to death in the subway because there was only one exit… wandered for almost the entire game night and didn’t have any food or leave the one entrance I knew was there because I was chased in by a moose…

madoobler_sauce · 2014-09-22T02:01:53.000Z

got mauled by a moose 5 minutes ago. I was just sleeping in my shelter when he BROKE THE WINDOW AND KILLED ME IN MY SLEEP.

Daidalon · 2014-09-22T03:51:15.000Z

My uber death mobile, outfitted with 5 laser turrets, full military armor, full heavy framing, 8 quantum panels, and 3 plasma engines was defeated by… a pair of triffid queens.

They stopped my car traveling at mach one with their tree spawning… but they didn’t get to kill me. I lit everything that could be lit, and then I snorted 10 lines of cocaine. I could see light move before it all went black.

charcharmunro · 2014-09-22T07:04:08.000Z

Rollerbladed into a Thriller with Capoeira.

TheFlame52 · 2014-09-22T12:15:41.000Z

charcharmunro:

Rollerbladed into a Thriller with Capoeira.

You’ve seen a Thriller? How strong is it?

charcharmunro · 2014-09-22T13:18:55.000Z

The Thriller itself? Not terribly. The several Zombie Dancers that are grouped around it that turn into Zombie Hulks once you kill it? Moreso.