Cat-a-clysm: Metal Gear Kitten (aka cat mode)

system · 2013-10-31T17:06:14.000Z

This mod is sorta needs some tweaking here and there. I also found an error in code.
And you used some quite bad letters for cats. They look like shite.

Well, now I remember that shit

Rivet · 2013-10-31T18:03:10.000Z

This thread has made me laugh harder than anything in recent memory.

John_Candlebury · 2013-10-31T18:27:00.000Z

[quote=“trusty_patches, post:21, topic:3726”]This mod is sorta needs some tweaking here and there. I also found an error in code.
And you used some quite bad letters for cats. They look like shite.

Well, now I remember that shit

Its pretty clear that you are not seeing what is the obvious truth, and that your tastes are those to be expected by a caveman with access to the internet

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Tell me how that sreenshot is not pure gaming glory. Its obvious that my tastes are more refined and civilized than yours and that I should be the one guiding the proyect. Having said that I think i will not dedicate more of my precious time to curing your primitive mind of its ignorance.

The snobby tone is overwhelming

system · 2013-10-31T18:31:15.000Z

Well then, you filthy twatty snobby jerk, enjoy your childish lolcats alone!

Son of a-- I can’t continue anymore, my sides hurt.

Caconym · 2013-10-31T18:34:25.000Z

[quote=“John Candlebury, post:23, topic:3726”]Its pretty clear that you are not seeing what is the obvious truth, and that your tastes are those to be expected by a caveman with access to the internet

iZEDjsF.png1232×759

Tell me how that sreenshot is not pure gaming glory. Its obvious that my tastes are more refined and civilized than yours and that I should be the one guiding the proyect. Having said that I think i will not dedicate more of my precious time to curing your primitive mind of its ignorance.

The snobby tone is overwhelming

Do I see some heresy here what is a zombie DOG doing among all those cats. You clearly lack the skill for such a task as replacing everything with cats.

vache · 2013-10-31T20:28:04.000Z

There’s a swimmer cat that’s still a Z. Also, needs a ceiling cat!

Gamerlord · 2013-11-01T03:21:51.000Z

Just… what?

Mdnthrvst · 2013-11-01T03:56:42.000Z

Gamerlord:

Just… what?

An extended joke mocking the DDA project’s equivalent of Lord Voldemort.

vultures · 2013-11-01T03:57:42.000Z

Don’t be like him.

GlyphGryph · 2013-11-01T05:43:57.000Z

Caconym:

Do I see some heresy here what is a zombie DOG doing among all those cats. You clearly lack the skill for such a task as replacing everything with cats.

At the very least it should be a dog cat.

Natures_Witness · 2013-11-01T15:58:31.000Z

Or a CatDog!

[I]On one fine day with a woof and a purr,
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.

No blue bunny no three-eyed frog,
Just a scratchin’ bitin’ little CatDog!

CatDog! Caatt-Doogg!
All alone in the world was a little CatDog![/i]

Does anyone remember that show?

system · 2013-11-01T16:00:36.000Z

Yes.

And Ren&Stimpy is much better.

kevin.granade · 2013-11-01T16:50:54.000Z

That reminds me Glyphgryph, you could make your big snake monster be a human centipede.

John_Candlebury · 2013-11-01T16:53:27.000Z

[quote=“Natures Witness, post:31, topic:3726”]Or a CatDog!

[I]On one fine day with a woof and a purr,
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.

No blue bunny no three-eyed frog,
Just a scratchin’ bitin’ little CatDog!

CatDog! Caatt-Doogg!
All alone in the world was a little CatDog![/i]

Does anyone remember that show?[/quote]

Wow that sounds disturbing

Well I think i am done with this you know I fear becoming the mask and all that stuff or whatever

vultures · 2013-11-01T18:02:52.000Z

You’ve almost missed the point, but a gggrrreeeaaattt tune it is!

“Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, little ball of fur, Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, purr purr, purr”.

bubbadoo14 · 2013-11-02T01:32:12.000Z

vultures:

“Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, little ball of fur, Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, purr purr, purr”.

My World History teacher has that as a poster in his classroom.

GalenEvil · 2013-11-09T09:44:05.000Z

Small update: This works nicely with the Mod manager

moist_zombie · 2013-11-10T03:27:40.000Z

In IRC I thought Candlebury was joking about a full-on, furniture scratching CAT-aclysm, so I started converting them all into cats… And then found out he seriously did already do it But I went ahead and finished my conversion too, just to feel the glow of a completed project

http://www.mediafire.com/?b9t8754but37o84

Note that its just the monsters.json (to use just back up your original non-fuzzy non-adorable json and paste this one in)

Of course, not that it needs to be said, but my version is 150% better than if you took Cataclysm and made it 486% better and then took the top 10% of the best stuff and magnified it a hundred thousand times into full 3D and hired Hideo Kojima to write a contradicting and confusing main storyline and then reverse engineered the 3d backward into 2d baby-crap tinted perfection. About 150% better than that.

Do I think you are sheeple? DO I think you’re being lied to and deceived by the GalenEvil Empire?

Do I think you are sheeple? DO I think you're being lied to and deceived by the GalenEvil Empire?

YES. So go ahead and just keep playing regular unimproved boring Cataclysm, fools! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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[size=8pt]I’m soooo lonely…[/size]

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infectedmochi · 2013-11-10T03:54:02.000Z

Nice!
A minor nitpick: “zombie cop” hadn’t been converted to furry-goodness yet

moist_zombie · 2013-11-10T08:49:08.000Z

Yeah, noticed him in the screenshot… Changed the description and letter but not the actual name But its still a zombified cat in a tiny riot gear costume, so it still mostly works!