Yandere lover
Be friends with one NPC. After get your other “friends” killed by this NPC and he/she must be alive and still be friend with you.
If we’re doing that, then…
-Tsundere.
Befriend a NPC who dislikes you.
Any kind of achievements popping up in-game would be optional, and most likely default off.
If we build out a decent set of tutorial style achievements, we might have a game start mode that triggers it, but it wouldn’t be the default either I think.
Hey, this makes sense! - Level up a skill.
Booklearned - Level up 5 separate skills using only books.
Reloading, reloaded - Reload your own ammunition, and then put it in a gun.
Jesse, we have to cook! - Learn the recipe for low grade meth.
Home Improvement - Destroy a house by any means.
Actual cannibal, Shia LeBouf - Eat someone while in the woods.
The last man on Earth - Find a LMOE shelter.
Hey dummy, catch! - Kill 10 zombies by throwing items at them.
Not again! - Kill a zombie that had been killed by you once before.
They just don’t quit, do they? - Kill 20 revived zombies.
Them’s good eatin’! - Kill and eat a rat.
Hold your nose, it makes it taste better - Eat rotten food.
I can quit whenever I want - Have an addiction for two seasons.
The munchies - Go from starving to full while under the influence of cannabis.
Bringing a knife to a gunfight - Kill a gun-wielding NPC with a bladed weapon.
I never understood that saying… (Alternatively: My leg!) - Cripple a leg.
Stairs are for chumps - Fall down 5 ledges (and survive).
Things could be worse - Have morale of -49
We must burn pain, and use it as fuel for our journey - Walk five map tiles with +100 pain.
i did this 
[spoiler]Lifetime Stats
Distance Walked: 11 Squares
Damage Taken: 521 Damage
Damage Healed: 0 Damage
Headshots: 0
Ongoing Effects:
Piekielnie ci ciepło w głowę!!
Piekielnie ci ciepło w twarz!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w ręce!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w dłonie!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w nogi!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w stopy!!
Pain (178)
Game History
| Year 1, Winter 1, 08:00 | evac shelter | Owen Butler began their journey into the Cataclysm.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 08:00 | evac shelter | Caught on fire.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 08:02 | field | Owen Butler was killed.[/spoiler]
i did this
[spoiler]Lifetime Stats
Distance Walked: 11 Squares
Damage Taken: 521 Damage
Damage Healed: 0 Damage
Headshots: 0
Ongoing Effects:
Piekielnie ci ciepło w głowę!!
Piekielnie ci ciepło w twarz!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w ręce!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w dłonie!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w nogi!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w stopy!!
Pain (178)
Game History
| Year 1, Winter 1, 08:00 | evac shelter | Owen Butler began their journey into the Cataclysm.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 08:00 | evac shelter | Caught on fire.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 08:02 | field | Owen Butler was killed.[/spoiler][/quote]
You didn’t. You got 100+ pain, but didn’t walk 5 map tiles.
Oops, got the quote wrong, the actual thing says:
Took An Arrow To The Knee: Have one of your legs crippled by a crossbow trap.
Use The Force!: Use a bionic implant to push an iron or steel object a short distance.
Channeling Indy: Get to the bottom of a mysterious temple.
Right To Bare Arms: Defeat a bear with your fists, either shirtless or with a top that does not cover your arms.
[spoiler=You’d have to be exceptionally bad at the game to earn these achievements.]
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Insanity Is…: Fail to clear a town (die while doing so).
… Doing The Exact Same Fucking Thing…: Attempt to clear the same town with a different character.
… Over And Over Again…: Fail to clear the same town 10 times in a row with 10 different characters.
… And Expecting Shit To Change: Fail to clear the same town 25 times in a row with 25 different characters.
(Bonus points if anybody gets the reference.)
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[quote=“Kevin Granade, post:63, topic:5518”]Any kind of achievements popping up in-game would be optional, and most likely default off.
If we build out a decent set of tutorial style achievements, we might have a game start mode that triggers it, but it wouldn’t be the default either I think.[/quote]
I think that’s the right way to do it.