-And now, we ride.
Drive a motorbike for 1500 map tiles.
-Revolver Ocelot.
Kill 100 enemies with a revolver.
-Paint the town red.
Clear a entire town of zombies.
-Like Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.
Die while surrounded by enemies.
-Don’t shoot!
Convince a NPC to lower their aim.
-You fucking asshole!
Get a Mininuke (Active) from a NPC.
-Stabby stabby.
Kill 150 enemies with a knife.
-I’ll take this, you take your life.
Successfully rob a NPC.
-That’ll wake the neighbors.
Throw a enemy through a window.
-My kingdom for a horse!
Walk 500 map tiles.
-Bits of me keep falling asleep.
Successfully teleport.
-This is why you don’t fuck with me.
Launch a missile.
-Say hello to my little friend!
Kill 500 enemies while high as fuck.
-Sky high.
Blow up a gas station.