What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

EkarusRyndren · 2014-01-16T13:16:07.000Z

I found a Strange Temple and managed to luck my way to the bottom and retrieve the artifacts…

“Boots of Eldritch Horrors”
“Ring of Eldritch Aeons”

…I should leave these here… …but I need shooes…

Datanazush · 2014-01-16T15:36:15.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

[quote=“Wayfarer, post:1798, topic:47”]The Vector is pretty ugly.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE VECTOR IS BEAUTIFUL[/quote]

My problem with the Vector is that it doesn’t know what’s going on with the design, on the foregrip area you’ve got a bulky as shit everything, then the receiver and grip is basically a long barrel pistol, then there’s a stock that looks so thin you could break it with a stern glance.

Zireael · 2014-01-16T19:30:33.000Z

There’s a motherfucking BEAR in my shelter.

Dangit, I thought animals couldn’t climb windows at least since 0.9? Heelp! What do I do to get rid of it!

100Rads · 2014-01-16T19:46:04.000Z

BURN THE SHELTER TO THE GROUND!

And close all the windows in the future.

sniping_spud · 2014-01-16T20:26:57.000Z

he, funny. didn’t think about animals. my character always has animal empathy, so I’m prepared against animals.

Wayfarer · 2014-01-16T21:08:15.000Z

[quote=“100Rads, post:1804, topic:47”]BURN THE SHELTER TO THE GROUND!

And close all the windows in the future.[/quote]

Literally the ONLY THING YOU CAN DO in this situation.

I find bears easy (unless I’m playing Unreal World…). Zombears, not so much. I was (un)happily reading Mechanical Master, then next thing…
http://youtu.be/Xpc0s9FsA1Q
Zombear through the window, starts messing things up. For a game with no animation or anything, it was actually kinda startling. Thing is I hadn’t left the shelter for some time and the curtains were closed…zombears, yo.

sniping_spud · 2014-01-16T21:59:34.000Z

I was trying to reload my Double-Barreled Shotgun, but accidentally pressed ‘R’ not ‘r’. The game said this: “Your Double-Barreled Shotgun is not good reading material.” Well, I can still learn something from it, can I not?

Fish · 2014-01-17T02:07:00.000Z

Speaking of zombears that reminds me of the time that a zombear went Kool-Aid Man on my shelters windows…
(word of unrelated wisdom dogs attack turrets but turrets don’t attack back until they explode and kill dog)

Ferodaktyl · 2014-01-17T10:16:53.000Z

a day’s work, as usual

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owYk4TOddYY

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sniping_spud · 2014-01-17T18:29:32.000Z

Heh. Not even my DB shotgun could kill that many! Congratulations!

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-01-17T19:01:16.000Z

My bow can.

Twirls reflex recurve bow in the air

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-01-17T20:18:32.000Z

WHAT IS THIS (again)

THE GAME SAYS THE 5’S ARE FIRE AND THERE’S A WARM SNAKE IN THE MIDDLE

Yes, I know it’s an artifact. Lets step into it shall we…

Edit: Apparently the artifact gives me a large seeing radius in the dark but gives me radiation… Yay.

100Rads · 2014-01-17T20:38:23.000Z

A clairvoyance artifact with free mutagen. Now that’s a nice find.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-01-17T20:58:05.000Z

Hmm, well it’s at night so I’ll wait until morning to see.

TheFlame52 · 2014-01-17T20:59:10.000Z

Normally that would suck, but I had a warm sphere that had radiation, back strength, and fireballs. I also (for whatever reason, I was a beast) had the Radiogenic mutation. It was OK because it healed and mutated me, but also made me nauseous all the time. I eventually got rid of the thing after I got Saprovore. I didn’t want to lose it, and it already got rid of my stinger tail.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-01-17T22:30:15.000Z

What vehicle is that?
YOU LUCKY SUM BITCH

John_Candlebury · 2014-01-17T22:31:46.000Z

Thats a meth lab!

Ideal for all those “medical” shenanigans

Bonevomit · 2014-01-17T22:49:48.000Z

setting the item spawn to 10 had some weird results, so I pulled it back to 2.5.

I increased the city spawn size and am still trying to pull off 50 spawn rate, I still haven’t managed to penetrate any cities, but I’ve gotten close, and the fights are pretty awesome. I’ll try to get some pics later.

I seriously recommend it, it adds a whole new level of tactics to the game.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-01-17T23:58:41.000Z

YES

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVAR

NONE Y’ALL IS EVER GONNA FIND FRESH MILK OUT IN THE CITY WILD

WAIT FUCK I PICKED LATCOSTE INTOLERANCE

NOOOOO

John_Candlebury · 2014-01-18T00:02:01.000Z

Haha lol and you thought those were free points

SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR